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Enigmatic White Woman

@worstgirleva.bsky.social
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She/Her - White Mage - Owner of an ill-divining soul - Mother of BURNING HEARTS FOREVER and SPINE OF ETERNITY tinyurl.com/welcometomydomain

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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is how it feels like when people talk about therapy as this magical place that will fix all your problems
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
valve should make half life 3 a turn based rpg
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TSUNDERE PRESIDENT CANDIDATE: it's not like i want your vote or anything b-baaka
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it's my way.
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the chocobos in ffvii rebirth are clearly aware of the player's camera and use that knowledge to discretely appear in the scene and i'm seriously supposed to believe they AREN'T associated with the whispers
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曾義翔 @wingsyo345.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TQM-260927-1 Turn Gelgoog
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can I play mother 3 before going thru pregnancy 3 times? Will I truly understand the game
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sans invites you to his house. he says that he trusts you enough to show his "original game". after a lot of suspense he pulls a disc "yeah this is the game i just made, my original game like original character" and he looks straight to the camera while kris plays it (it sucks)
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in noelle's hoise catti is the one calling kris and passing noelle's commands pretending to be the knight. when kris calls catti to tell that susie got the guitar catti panics and calls carol
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i believe noelle got catti to act as her accomplice, it wouldn't be hard since the two are close and catti loves the supernatural
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
- also the fact we first see the pink and yellow cat right after kris gets alone in the cyber world and right before noelle joins the party
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
- visual parallel to friend that has somehow managed to be ignored by every single deltarune player - also speaking of friend, noelle is arguably the one who created friend considering her blog posts about cat petterz
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
but what if noelle had an accomplice? some sort of friend even? maybe even a cat with purple and yellow colors? enter catti cattenheimer has an interest in the occult close connection to noelle we know for a fact she has a phone
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm a very dedicated noelle knight believer, but i have to admit the one weakest point in my theory is kris' caller note noelle's phone on ground. she COULD NOT have used that phone to call kris. she is rich and she could have bought another phone, but that is never hinted at
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what does everyone think of this
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you handed me this game and told me it was made by mordred, 36 years old trans girl from some random american state i would believe you
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm still only on chapter 3 of mother 3, but i'm somewhat convinced that the reason why it was never translated into english is because it's anti capitalist propaganda
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in retrospect i gotta give kudos for ffxiv for making an expansion set in south america that made a significant chunk of the right wing player base quit the game. like, people were afraid that the story would be insensitive, but no. it was awesome
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How could aliens have built UFOs with their limited technology? It must have been aliens instead
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don't understand how can anyone dislike this game
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what meal is this?
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am bigoted against spiders
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm arachnophobic
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JRPG about a card game player who occasionally engages in a combat minigame with some of the people she comes across
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Roll with MIRACULOUS to perform magic that bends reality to your will and reject authority and laws of physics both
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Roll with TYRANT to command troops and scheme behind locked doors. Roll with HERO to confront your foes head on and to perform inspiring speeches. Roll with DAMSEL to plead your opponents to lower their weapons and to put yourself in harms way to defend others
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TTRPG where everyone plays as princesses and the stats are tyrant, hero, damsel and miraculous to reflect the different ways princesses are presented in fiction
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like them a lot. Highly recommend atelier sophie as a starting point
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apothecary diaries: false imperial brother. By the atelier team, they even pitched the game as atelier maomao
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can I play the apothecary diaries atelier game before reading the entirety of Chinese history? Will I be able to understand the game?
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Diane, it's 3 pm and I have just received a hate anon on Tumblr
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trans women don't owe you masculinity
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
listen the best way to spend your purple crafter scrips? it's the alchemist's trousers. here you can A HUNDRED FIFTY THREE of them and sell each for 100k for a total of fifteen million gil. how many were sold last wee? i don't see why that question is relevant, but the answer is 0

MY GIRLFRIEND: i think your royal advisor is lying to you
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that's right, i'm aborting the weird route. and by weird route i mean the seven months old fetus in my womb, and by abort i mean... i guess that one is literal
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
flavio bolsonaro running for president is so stupid. are they trying to stabilish the bolsonaro dynasty or something
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*chaser voice* brick by boring brick? hm i don't think there's anything boring about bricks
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i feel like we're only 3 or 4 discourses away from transmisogynists starting a kickstarter to bring back michfest
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my opinion on the current topic
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is deeply infuriating how trans women are expected to give up on our own rights for the greater good
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i hope so cuz they keep making me repeat myself
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A lot of fantasy frames dungeons as attractions in a theme park. Let's explore this dungeon and see what loot we can get and what encounters we will see! So it's only natural people expect the dungeon attraction to be one that is wheelchair accessible
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
beat vii remake today. sephiroth thought he was hot shit, but i already beat him in kingdom hearts ii before so it was a piece of walk in the bag
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My "I was included in the epistein files for a very valid reason" shirt has people asking questions that have already been answered by my shirt
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
me: i am fundementally opposed to feudal relations of vassalage and servitude. history shows such relations are political oppression my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when a princess and her maid knight swear their undying affection and loyalty to one-another my therapist: who doesn't
a white haired gallant, noble looking girl with a tear in her eye grasps the hands of a blue haired maid with a soft, affectionate expression
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
buy her a puzzle and fuck her in a way that gives clever hints to the solution
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
can i play kirby and the world beyond before watching all of george kirby's matches in the mariners
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's very hard to lose at chess to a dog, but i don't really see how i could win either. like i would have to explain all the rules and make sure all the moves its making are legal and i would have to stop it from eating the pieces
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
remember watching a video where zepla said she wished that ffxiv had racial mounts (as in a signature mount for each of the races) and yeah of course the hogwarts legacy players would want that
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Enigmatic White Woman @worstgirleva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i can't Post yet. that ability is on cooldown
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