lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026and the guy most positively affected by the slight phonetic evolution of elven language award goes to 120
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026s5e1 they cut away from a guy doing this and in the next shot he has an uneven shave and multiple bandaids. we're getting close 010
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026managed to catch a tortured entity succumbing to the horrors in the background of this one. kind of fun and subtle 000
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sunday update. still no story progress. finished cobblestone mountain path. built new house. forged pot and stove for eternal stew. tomorrow i will make broth. 000
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026found my first sniff of vintage story story progress this morning at almost exactly 24hrs playtime and then decided to do a quick make cobblestone for 10+ real life hours sidequest (totally forgot about story progress) 110
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026vintage story ultimate modding combo for immortality REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 000
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026imagine being born an elf and your dad names you Dadsname III and your mom names you Yowza Thickass 130
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026had to google what kind of animal a geroo is and this is so sad. he needs our money more than ever 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026started saving ads i get while scrolling for bullshit that make me wonder what exactly they have in my file over at Big Algorithm 231
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026slimy little guy at my house update: one slug. you can see him squinting his eyes right into his head when i got him with the flash. my bad, dude 011
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i took him outside and he immediately rushed the house and started attacking the walls i"m sh haki g 110
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026roommate found a random earthworm in the kitchen the other day and i made a joke about an earthworm infestation but i just found another one bro it's still wet and everything 110
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026one pet peeve about the hobbit movies is the hot dwarves dude. like i understand you need some eyecandy to get people to watch, but it just seems a bit shallow that all thirteen of them had to be maxxed out on sex appeal to get this story on the big screen. says a lot about society 030
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i set up a fence for some chickens i was hoping to catch but i was having trouble trapping them in my shitty little reed baskets and by the time i came home sad and empty-handed i found an entire family of water deer had been so kind as to trap themselves inside the fence for me 120
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026like what do you mean the animals aren't just generously handing over their pretanned hides upon death bro i really gotta do this whole shit myself or i don't get half my inventory spaces 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026sooo obsessed with my great grandfather's big old doctor bag from the 1920s that contains a vial of painkillers, which includes among the listed ingredients strychnine, cannabis and wolfsbane. 140
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026rescuing garbage from the grandparents' place and finding freemason paraphernalia and a doctor's bag still full of medicine from like 1920 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026they filled in the hole with the aid of one of their great beasts of burden. i've only ever seen them sleeping before so it was quite novel to see one out and about, playing with dirt, engaging in natural behaviours, etc. 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026found this truant bastard crusted-up dead in a tree on the hill behind my house. forever frozen doing what he loved to do: absolutely fuck all. god bless his labgrown soul 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026turning this hell house into a hell home (ft. meatcute and the parrots while i was working on the aviary) 010
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026me when my roommate and her boyfriend are making food and they make a little bit that won't hurt my tummy just in case i want some 030
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026been a hat guy lately just bc my hair is growing out and it's crazy rn but tbh i'm feeling the hats. i put a patch on my old cap and it kinda goes hard 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026just heard back from my caseworker :) everyone meet my government-funded wild-caught client-trained service chimp, Evil Brent 030
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 09/06/2026working on an interpretation of a room of someone else's design. still needs a round corner table. a rocking chair. some stripey drapes. night time windows. sleepy bunnies. you know the drill. 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026inquisitive mf contemplating the yard like a gallery installation while i'm pressed to the upstairs window with my phone camera on 20x zoom 140
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026i made a copper golem and he immediately fucked off on the job to go get stuck in the pasture playing with the horses 010
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 29/05/202637° high and +30° until after sunset IN MAY bro everyone who waved off global warming is being exploded to gibs in my mind rn 110
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 28/05/2026it's almost 40° and these bald bitches are huddled on my heating pad like it's not warm enough 130
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026this is my minesona his name is meatcute and he's a png of raw meat i uploaded as a minecraft skin 031
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 21/05/2026mabel made me freak out earlier thinking she had died in a bad molt. turns out she was just taking her sweet time chilling out with her pants half-off. completely unbothered animal 2343
