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Teddy Roberts

@wormat.bsky.social
44 followers 209 following 55 posts

Aussie transmasc living for his garden plot & groodle. I am not, contrary to popular belief, the dog in the profile picture. That's Ernie! The groodle! If you want me to stop talking about gay pirates, you're gonna hafta physically restrain me He/They

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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This may be one of the most autistic things I've ever said
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I got nerfed
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Lucky enough to be starting a huge new veggie patch! Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Insane take. Wish America had preferential voting, because at least then Dems would have hard numbers proving their voter base swings left
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The proposed prayer:
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Did you guys know that this is from a real email I received once in high school? Private girls school is weird
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tomato harvest!!!
A bowl of bright red cherry tomatoes on a black kitchen counter, with larger tomatoes behind!
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
She's ORANGE
Same small pumpkin, now ORANGE!
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
She's strong. She's large. She's beautiful.
Small (still growing!) green pumpkin in a garden bed
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gang... We may have let this one cook too long @haharbuthnott.bsky.social proud squash daddy
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Today's harvest is packed for safe transportation home!
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
She's weeny. She's teeny. She's lacking in nutrients and good dirt
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Me @ almost anything I read about America
Image of Franziska von Karma from the game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All. An animated woman with silver-blue hair stands behind a courthouse podium and wags her finger at the screen. Her dialogue box reads "I grow tired of the foolish foolery of the foolish fools of this foolish country..."
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Teddy Roberts @wormat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The community garden plot
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