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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 13h

Good morning

Pro tip: you can use your vape to hide your mom's massive erection

Brian is doing just that

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Troy Aikman is the luckiest QB in NFL history... look at how many HoFers were around him

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I dont like that AEW has to have "endorsements" for talents holding the world title. just put them over strong

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Why don't you come chat with us about the Leader at the welcome center?" "Will there be beer?" "Beer is not allowed." "Homer no function beer well without."

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Good lord! Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?" "Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny. Then they jacked up the price. It's not fair. It's not fair, I tells you."

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If the McCaskey's arent down in Springfield apologizing and taking whatever they can get so they get off of Soldier Field turf tomorrow, they need to sell the team

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why does the NFL not want the bears to be good?

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

♪ Sugar, do-do-do-do do-do ♪ ♪ Aw, honey, honey do-do-do-do do-do ♪

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire." "Clowns are funny."

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NEW: In a new audio recording, GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx suggests that his campaign filed someone else's large contribution under Marx's name to avoid campaign finance limits.

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Packers should have fired the Flower when they had the chance

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR 3:40 4Q This game has a 99.97% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 59-37 (59.70%)

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026

$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"There's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices."

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Oh... English side ruined. Must use French instructions. 'Le grille'? What the hell is that?"

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

the NCAA was never going to let Michigan lose

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?" "What? Get out of here. I'm hung over." "Sorry, Miss Barrymore." "What?"

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Lew @strongest-lewman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They made a Lego PS1 and made sure it doesn't include a disc.

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Jose Argumedo @arguingmeadows.com · 03/09/2026

Happy 25th anniversary, [adult swim]!

Things the message boards have taught us:
1. Inuy@sha RuLeS!!!!!
2. You guys LOVE reruns.
3. HAMTARO MUST DIE!
4. cus anime is teh suck
[adult swim]

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Allison McKenzie @allimack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Aerith is visiting Alexandria and spending time with her new friends, Vivi and Bobby Corwin! I drew this for our charity fanzine, @aerithzine.bsky.social This one was so much fun! We've got some zines and merch leftover! The shop officially closes September 6th! aerithzine.bigcartel.com

Aerith Gainsborough in her Ever Crisis Garnet Final Fantasy IX crossover dress! Vivi and Bobby Corwin are asleep in her lap- the castle of Alexandria in the background.

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Hey, Dad, that light says 'check engine'." "Uh-oh. Tape must have fallen off. There. Problem solved."

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’m so old I remember when conservatives were indeed quite vocal about saying children should not have babies.

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"It must be the first of the month. New billboard day! 'This year, give her English muffins.' Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard. 'Best in the West.' That rhymes. Clown college? You can't eat that."

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

most embarrassing guy of all time

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CatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The cherry trees are a symbol of DC. Huge number of tourists visit them each year and are a thing of beauty. But Trump cuts down the oldest cherry blossoms in DC for his golf course. He has ruined our city. www.alternet.org/trump-dc-gol...

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Trump cuts down oldest cherry blossoms in DC for his golf course

A few years ago the cherry blossoms given to the U.S. from Japan in 1912 had to be removed to rebuild the flood wall on the Tidal Basin in Washington D.C. The oldest trees left remained within East Po...

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

who the fuck at MLB decided the Guardians should play the Giants, Rockies, Angels and Royals for 2 weeks straight???

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026

Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...

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The oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrage

XX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail.

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

There is no god if tim curry left us before donald trump

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This was always going to be the next step. There are no trans players in the WNBA so instead they're going after cis women who are insufficiently feminine for them.

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/08/2026

RIP DollyParton thank you DollyParton Looking up at the sky, I think of you. love you.

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Tomorrow, on Rock Bottom... He's a foreigner who takes perverted videos of you when you least suspect it. He's Rowdy Roddy Peeper."

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Worldwide_Wimpy @worldwidewimpy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

the sooner Avery Styles learns he's the heel, the better

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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Linda McMahon, wife of a rapist, running the Department of Education after she knowingly let young boys get molested is the absolute essence of MAGA Republicans.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

An employe at McMahon's company, WWE was accused of systematically sexually assaulting vulnerable boys who worked at the company. McMahon persuaded them not to sue, and told one she would support his education. When his grades dropped, she stopped paying tuition support. He later killed himself.

In 1992, Cole, then twenty-one years old, and another ring boy told the San Diego Union-Tribune that Phillips had molested them. They said that he groped their feet for hours at a time. (Phillips would lock the kids into wrestling holds.) Sometimes he rubbed their feet on his penis. (Later, other ring boys alleged that Phillips had forced them into oral sex, ejaculated on them, and attempted to have penetrative sex with them; the McMahons have denied knowledge of the actions.) Cole later accused a W.W.E. executive named Pat Patterson of groping his butt, and an executive named Terry Garvin of turning on pornography and asking to perform oral sex on Cole during a work conversation.

When the story broke, the three men left the company. According to one account, the McMahons let Patterson go personally, at the mansion, and both Vince and Linda cried. (Patterson was reinstated soon afterward.) Vince held a series of damage-control phone calls with Phil Mushnick, a sports writer with the New York Post. Mushnick later testified in a deposition that Vince told him, “We had known for some time that Mel had a peculiar and unnatural interest and attachment to children.” Vince said that they’d fired Phillips before, years earlier, but had subsequently rehired him “out of the goodness of our hearts.” He framed this as a joint decision: “We brought him back with the caveat that he steer clear of children.”

Cole threatened to sue the company. At a meeting with the McMahons in New York to discuss a settlement, Cole’s attorney left the room several times, leaving him alone with the McMahons. Cole recollected that Linda seemed compassionate. “I thought having her present and a mother’s instincts were invaluable,” the company’s longtime lawyer, Jerry McDevitt, later said. Cole said she told him that she believed him, and that she wanted to help. He remembered her saying, “I consider you in a sense like a son. I want to look at it that way. I want you to come to me with your problems.” Cole opened up. At a later meeting at W.W.E. headquarters, according to Cole, the McMahons sought the names of other potential accusers with whom he, along with his brother Lee, was communicating. At the McMahons’ coaxing, he gave them access to his brother’s answering machine. (Vince denies this.) His lawyer had sought a monetary settlement, but Cole, who’d left the company, said that he just wanted his job back. The McMahons agreed, and also gave him fifty thousand dollars in back pay. Linda McMahon and Cole also made a separate agreement: he’d be paid as an employee but would return to school, as McMahon wanted. “I talked to this young man as I would my son, and told him how supportive of him we would be,” she later recounted. He signed a document that she’d prepared, agreeing that his employment was contingent on his academics.

As the journalist David Bixenspan, who has reported on the ring-boy allegations, has detailed, Cole enrolled at a community college. McMahon corresponded with his professors. Cole found that he was still traumatized by the abuse and had a hard time concentrating. He asked McMahon if he could drop out and resume working for the company. She told him to stick with it. Cole stopped attending class. He failed. His transcript was sent to McMahon. “I was very disappointed in your performance,” she wrote to him. “At this point we believe that we have done everything we can. Therefore, this letter is to advise you of your termination with Titan Sports, effective immediately.” She concluded, “The opportunity of a lifetime is a terrible thing to waste.”

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Did you know Linda McMahon spent years allegedly covering up a pedophile ring in her workplace while letting them keep doing their thing because the primary perpetrators were her friends?

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ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026

16 months ago: Never forget how it started.

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

♪ Nacho, nacho man ♪ ♪ I want to be a nacho man ♪

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