Sign in

Wombat Medic

@wombatmedic.bsky.social
231 followers 198 following 226 posts

I poop cubes and shit post. Former medic, current desk anchor. Takes are mild.

PostsRepliesMedia
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 21h
I have been slowly and steadily bringing my run back after an extended period of bare minimum laziness and today was a good day
150 5
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
She out Scara'd the Mooch!
010 1
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think he liked his birthday present
030 3
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OF girls offer dick ratings on Twitter and make 5 figures; I offer titty grading and get blocked from the family GC. Make it make sense
010 1
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
New running attire. If you can move you should be working out, if you can talk you should be speaking out, we are all in this together.
260 6
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@badgercult.bsky.social
010 1
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
000 0
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
One must picture the Itsy-Bitsy Spider happy
030 3
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Holesome Pervert @holesomepervert.com · 20/07/2025
🔥 WHAT YOU CAN DO TO STOP THE MORAL POLICING OF PAYMENT PROCESSORS 🔥 🧵1/4
11710 17
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Teachers: Do you get as much of a kick out of seeing student's essay titles as I do coming up with them or am I just doing I for my own amusement (like tweeting)?
061 6
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
🚨🚨🚨WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR AUBURN AL🚨🚨🚨
010 1
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Army won't pay for school this term because I fucked it a decade ago. I think a dono-stream is in my future...
020 2
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Alternatives to a vasectomy: Have HER do the hard parts!
040 4
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Sitting in the urology clinic and this place is a real sausage fest
010 1
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
23096741665 9.7K
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
140 4
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ancient condom for sale. Never used.
010 1
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
People seeing the drone footage out of Ukraine are saying "War Crime" alot but I think it's just the first time people are seeing FPV footage of soldiers dying at their fingertips. Drones are no different than a bomber or a sniper or artillery as a weapon and just because...
130 3
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@poptire.itch.io
110 1
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Computer Problems
A comic strip in the form of a product advertisement with big text at the top saying "IS YOUR COMPUTER INFECTED WITH FILE FUCKERS TRYING TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF WITH YOUR DATA?"

Then there's a drawing of a computer screen with a bunch of files on it, and a small man in a speedo approaching them saying "ooh lala! look at all these HOT FILES!"


Big text at the bottom says "Protect Your Computer With COMPUTER GUN, The Gun That Goes Inside Your Computer!
Just insert any small caliber rounds into your floppy disk drive and Computer Gun does the rest"


The files on the computer are labeled as follows
My computer
Tax Info
Spreadsheets
Presentations
Horses
Documents
government
cool stuff :)
Games
THE BIG MAN
strategy
Slime Danger
Weapon Ideas
untitled folder
Bigger Horses
Secrets
horse blueprint
horsey.bmp
horse.wav
social-securi-... .txt
161374304 1.4K
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I stumbled over The Enemy Within, a 1994 HBO films movie about the US military attempting a coup and the single most unbelievable part is that an 06 at the Pentagon has an empty email inbox.
130 3
Reposted by Wombat Medic
TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fact
0111 11
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Drill shortened to one day this month and many states aren't having one at all but sure, let's throw a parade
000 0
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The thing about Dummy Proofing is there is always a dumber dummy
010 1
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Ko-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You can tell grok really is Musk's baby because it hates him.
031843 318
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This makes me want to commit violence
240 4
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
we really need to pay out some TV program engineers and finally get some REAL change going
000 0
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I try not to post a lot of these but I have a friend in need and was hoping you folks might be able to help. Thanks! gofund.me/e41cc5da
gofund.me
Donate to Support MamaSins' Urgent Family Move, organized by Mama Sins
Hi everyone, as you all know we’re saving up to move across the country for mine and my… Mama Sins needs your support for Support MamaSins' Urgent Family Move
000 0
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Call me Castro the way my pig invades your Bae
010 1
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Shannon, Mistress of Shenanigans @shay3322.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
They had it coming
041 4
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My thoughts of drafts here are the same as on Twitter: post the thought of live in your fear cave, no holding ilonto it for later
020 2
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
media.tenor.com
two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says i 'll be a real good witness .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says i 'll be a real good witness .
010 1
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
@poptire.itch.io
120 2
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Stop fucking saying "That's against the law" "they are in contempt" it doesn't fucking matter anymore, they are not following the rules and we get it. I will refrain from saying anything further.
010 1
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 15/04/2025
I am once again begging people to realize that the law is words on paper and is not self executing. "That's illegal" is not and has never been synonymous with "that's impossible" or "that can't be done." "That's illegal" means "you might get in trouble for that depending on who you are."
11571551792 7.2K
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Live Laugh Lo — what now?
Brick on Main Street SE with inspirational message: Throw at Those Responsible
1020756 207
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Someone called my running shorts "illegal" and the only law being broken is they can't get shorter
010 1
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
564431625 4.4K
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Cosgrove_Outdoors @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
0666 66
Reposted by Wombat Medic
CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Good morning Bluesky !
255460488173 46K
Reposted by Wombat Medic
I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
3555 55
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Disgraced "doctor" and fraud perpetrator Andrew Wakefield will burn in hell for the damage he has done to credible science and RFK Jr will be with him
130 3
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This is even more egregious than the dudes that used their IFAKs for extra dip and RIP Its
050 5
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 09/04/2025
"If the Confederacy was evil so was the United States" Uh huh, correct "If chattel slavery was genocide so was forced removal of Indigenous people" Again, yes "You just hate the opposition" If my opposition is Confederates, then yes, I do, not sorry about that
271946259 1.9K
Reposted by Wombat Medic
MimiWegs @mimiwegs.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kid Rock makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on weekends, but don’t ! 😂😂😂
929215622870 21.6K
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
ICE is the Gestapo. Kidnapping and removing American citizens is the act of a dictator. If you want it framed in your fucking office you should read the God damned thing.
060 6
Reposted by Wombat Medic
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hey girl, is your name Tariff? because you’re making me nervous as shit and ruining my finances 😎
554557 545
Wombat Medic @wombatmedic.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Black and white photo of the Stock Market trading floor after Black Tuesday, 1929. A janitor sweeps a floor full of discarded ticker tape and call sheets
010 1