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wolfstirfry

@wolfstirfry.bsky.social
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New dad, Divergently Married podcast co-host, assistive technology trainer, and recent geology graduate. Husband to a tolerant wife and father to a loud son.

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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I saw that cake being re-cut... #BakeOff.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
@zackpolanski.bsky.social absolutely eviscerating Zia Yusuf's #Lies and misinformation.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
@zackpolanski.bsky.social 93000 members - insane!!
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Don't cheat by looking at the alt text.
Two pictures, one is a sea horse, the other is a saw horse.

Over the seahorse, the words "present tense" can be seen, and over the saw horse, "past tense".
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Police successfully arrest dastardly terrorist, caught in the act of holding a sign with some words on it. #Palestine #Protest
A blind man in a wheelchair being arrested by police officers after holding a sign.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Can anyone good with the Magic Eye photos tell me what this is please?
It's a magic eye picture with a repeating pattern. Another picture is hidden behind it but I don't know what it is.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
A satirical fake newspaper article titled "WORLD CUP 2026" featuring a mock announcement of Donald Trump's plans for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, co-hosted by the USA, Canada, and Mexico. The piece humorously describes absurd and politically charged "rules" for the tournament, such as building a wall on the pitch during Mexico vs. USA, renaming the Mexican Wave to "Wave of America," blaming all pitch invasions on Ukraine, and a 25% tariff on goals scored in the US. Other jokes include Trump moving goalposts, Texas hosting the "Group of Death Penalty," and Trump installing the World Cup trophy in his bathroom. The entire article is a parody intended for comedic effect.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
This is you.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
BREAKING: Researchers at Sheffield Higher Institute of Technology analysed Dihydrogen Monoxide gathered from chemtrails and discovered that it forms self assembling microstructures when exposed to temperatures of <1° C.
Ice crystals at high magnification.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#Ally
Hermione as a kid saying "Besides, your saying it wrong. It's TRANSPHOBIA, not 'defending biological sex'".
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This brightened my day. By the brilliant @sirpaintalot.bsky.social.
In this piece of pixel art, Indiana Jones punches out the Nazi known as Elon Musk, whilst the Ark of the Covenant is killing and melting Donald Trump and his supporters.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
New sighting of the rare Turdis.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Never google yourself. For a start, I've never been the US President.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
You're not wrong.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
They are really odd looking creatures.
Picture of a wood pigeon in the sunshine.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Black-haired female cockapoo looking right up the camera.

She is sitting on a wooden floor.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He's a dirty bastard, that Mark Fuckerberg.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The civilised world reacts to the Orange Fartsack's speech.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I don't think we have to worry about #AI and #RiseOfTheMachines just yet
The image shows a Google search result for "haggis drought" with an AI overview on the left. It discusses the threats to the wild haggis population in Scotland, including:

Habitat loss: Natural habitats are being destroyed.
Persecution: Myths about haggis eating deer have led to historic persecution.
Over-harvesting: Excessive harvesting threatens their population.
Conservation efforts listed include:

Technology advancements in genetics and conservation.
Community stewardship programs for habitat protection.
International collaborations for expertise sharing.
Education and public awareness campaigns.
There’s a small image of a haggis on the left. On the right are related search results and links about haggis conservation.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This image shows a pedestrian crossing button, which has been humorously misidentified as an "iPad." The text on the crossing button reads:

"PEDESTRIANS: push button and wait for signal opposite."

Below the text, there is a diagram with lights indicating:

Red: "wait."
Green: "cross with care."
Flashing green: "do not start to cross."
The caption accompanying the image states:
"Whoever sold this 'iPad' to my nan, I hope you’re proud of yourself 😡", implying a mix-up or a joke about the crossing button being mistaken for a tablet device.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
London Clay formation. It's not very interesting, to be honest.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This image contains a text-based conversation explaining the spoon theory using a tabletop RPG analogy with spell slots. Here's the alt text:

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**lesbianspaceprincess**:  
"My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like, 'Ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all,' and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons."

**momnar**:  
"It’s perfect, actually, because taking a shower is like a 2nd-level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th-level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However, you can expend higher-level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed."

**battlefox**:  
"THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS FRIENDO BECAUSE THIS IS A PERFECT COMPARISON AND IT HAS RESTORED ME."  

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Let me know if you'd like me to elaborate further!
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What do people think of this?
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Liverpool Fans are OK in my book. Also I really enjoyed typing in the alt text for this.
Liverpool FC fans at a football match (yanks call it soccer) holding up a large sign saying "Elon Musk is a nonce".
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
She might be remembering this...
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
A bit like this. It's very pretty.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas everyone
A facehugger from Alien jumps on a small child's face in an otherwise traditional Christmas scene.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
True story
Pictures of lots of men looking relaxing, overlain with the text "One more sleep until blokes start shopping"
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I posted this 8 years ago in Facebook. Still makes me smile.
Donald Trump, dressed as a baby. 

The baby is crawling and reaching for the American flag.

The flag is underneath a globe which is about to hit the baby on the head.

Chance would be a fine thing.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Zee-a Svedeesh Cheff gets issimeeleted! Bork bork bork!
This is a six panel comic meme.

This meme combines elements of Star Trek's Borg with the Muppet Show's Swedish Chef. It is structured as a comic strip with six panels:

Panel 1: The Borg Queen (from Star Trek) stands next to the Swedish Chef. She says, "I assimilated you, but I still don't understand you." The Swedish Chef replies in his characteristic gibberish: "Florpty hoondee floon."
Panel 2: The Borg Queen, looking distressed, says, "What have you done?" She adds, "Now I can’t understand the others."
Panel 3: Borg drones are shown walking, speaking gibberish similar to the Chef's style: "Shmer da shmorp gloondy bloot."
Panel 4: The Borg Queen, now desperate, says, "A strange ship is approaching! But I can’t herdy da poondee shmoo."
Panel 5: The Swedish Chef, smiling with his spoon and hands raised, says, "Uffda!" and "Too bad."
Panel 6: A Borg Cube appears in space. Text reads: "You will be assimagerded. Resistoonce is floompty. We are the Bork Bork Bork."
This is a humorous crossover where the Swedish Chef’s language disrupts the Borg’s communication.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A three-panel meme featuring two men (one younger, one older) conversing indoors. In the first frame, the younger man asks, “Why so glum, Bing?” while the older man replies, “My inflatable bottom has gone flat.” In the next panel, the younger offers, “You can borrow my rubber bum pump,” prompting the older to ask, “Rubber bum pump?” In the final panel, the younger repeats the phrase “Rubber bum pump” as both men smile, suggesting a humorous, lighthearted moment.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
An impressionist oil painting of a man in a hospital ward being tended to by a nurse, and it appears to be very early 20th century, possibly WW1.

Text has been added above the man's head, which says "This escape room sucks" and the nurse is responding "Once again sir, this is a psych ward"
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Fluvial foresets, taken in Cromer, UK #geology
The image shows a cross-section of sedimentary rock layers with well-defined foresets. The layers display varying shades of beige, tan, and brown, with some diagonal striations indicating deposition from a flowing medium, likely water or wind. Vegetation, including grasses and small plants, grows along the top and edges of the rock face, providing a contrast to the otherwise sandy and rocky surface.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Biaxial interference in muscovite. #geology
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
7 things every child needs to hear:

I love you.
I am proud of you.
I am sorry.
I forgive you.
I am listening.
Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile.
You have what it takes.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I work in IT. Should I set my profile picture on my works Slack to this?
Facepalming statue
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm not sure if we've got enough advent calendars. One is mine, one belongs to @sonay27.bsky.social, one is for the dog, and one is from work. I think we're set.
Four advent calendars.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Considering I'm new here I thought I'd post about some of my favourite things. In this case, my rock of the day. This is a 1.2bn year old impactite from Stac Fada in NW Scotland. The dark bits are Lewissian gneiss, roughly 3bn years old. The rest is Torridonian sandstone. Cool eh? #Geology #ROTD
A small red brown stone with dark green bits in it. It is roughly square in shape.
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sink divided by cos K = tank

It's a picture of a sink being divided by the mathematical function cos k, which equals a tank, or tan k
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wolfstirfry @wolfstirfry.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is my dog. There are many others like her, but this one is mine. She is called Sylvie, she's a cockapoo, and veers between being cute, to being a grumpy teenager. #Dog #Cockapoo #LittleShit
A small black cockapoo in a magenta equafleece, sat in a field.
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