Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 11/07/2026I feel like I get along with animals better than other people 000
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 11/06/2026Inside most people are two wolves. My name is Wolfgang because, inside me, there are three. The doctors found it during an ultrasound before I was born and they say it's why I have autism 000
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 10/05/2026A parallel universe where instead of trying to make their ads be funny, insurance companies compete to get the goriest and bloodiest footage they can get away with on television 000
Reposted by WolfgangNoble 🏳️⚧️ (Deltaruined) @noblebalor.bsky.social · 10/04/2026if you were the Ragatha cosplayer who gave me a blowjob after the 7pm showing of The Amazing Digital Circus finale at the Alamo Drafthouse last night, PLEASE inbox me. I think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES 17120
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 31/03/2026Did you know? If *ANY* camera is broken on a Smasnug phone, *ALL* cameras are broken. Lovely! 000
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 30/03/2026Repairing a flagship phone makes me wanna keep ye ole flippy around. This repair is awful! What does Samsung have against external screws? Why is the battery glued in? Why did they make the back panel glass too? If a brick phone is this bad I fear what their folding phones are like. SMASNUG... 000
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 28/03/2026In a 2009 article in the Armed Forces Journal titled "Let's Do This!: Leeroy Jenkins and the American Way of Advising," Capt. Robert M Chamberlain links Jenkins to the American approach to advising the indigenous armed forces in Iraq. armedforcesjournal.com/lets-do-this/ -- @wikipedia.org 000
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 11/12/2025Just finished my $5M VC-backed initial seed funding round for my startup that makes an MCP server for the guns that kill livestock so you can operate them with ChatGPT #entrepreneur 000
Reposted by WolfgangBluesky @bsky.app · 22/08/2025Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours. 24565592213995
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 25/06/2025Answer this one, Atheists: If God isn't real, then who could have possibly written the Terraria wiki without needing another wiki to know everything? 000
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 22/06/2025At this point, gutting cheap used laptops is a better compute/$ ratio than a Raspberry Pi with similar compute/wattage Gutted laptop cluster time 010
Reposted by Wolfgangbitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 21/06/2025each more beautiful than the last [Originally posted April 2, 2024] 437192
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 26/04/2025I saved a little bird from the middle of the road today! Poor thing was stuck to the asphalt by some gunk and was being driven *over* constantly (at the time of everyone getting home from work). I got out of my car to free it, and before I could look at it closely, it flew away :) Hooray, bird! 000
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 24/11/2024My cat Rosie's right eye has a mass behind it, and she needs your help to fund diagnosing and treat it- Please donate to my #fundraiser. The full story of her condition can be found the on #gofundme page. Please share, support, or chip-in—everything helps! ROSIE RUSH!!! www.gofundme.com/f/rosie-rushgofundme.comDonate to Help Rosie: Diagnose, Treat and SAVE Her Eye- Rosie Rush!!!, organized by Wolfgang de GrootThis is Rosie, full name Rosalind Franklin, my sweet dear 10-… Wolfgang de Groot needs your support for Help Rosie: Diagnose, Treat and SAVE Her Eye- Rosie Rush!!! 142
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 21/11/2024I will watch 'Friends' under the condition the audio is repacked to have the laugh track completely silent and cut. I want that raw emotion. 010
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 19/05/2024en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_God%... Eastern Bloc yaoi!en.wikipedia.orgMy God, Help Me to Survive This Deadly Love - Wikipedia 010
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 06/03/2024Never ask someone concerned about AI power usage the wattage of their gaming PC 010
Reposted by WolfgangPrayforelves @prayforelves.bsky.social · 12/11/2023Supernatural flavored jackalope? #art #sketchbook #rabbit #jackalope #demon #drawing #artist #bunny #characterdesign 0135
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 19/11/2023I want to live in a world where you can ask a computer “Where's the nearest Horse?”, and you can go out and see that horse. 010
Reposted by WolfgangCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Sleepy heap. 1903. www.bonhams.com/auction/1874... 659783
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 14/11/2023The Spotify DJ just started me with Cotton Eye Joe. He is a dead man 010
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 27/10/2023Telling an 80s gamer that in the future Nintendo consoles can charge an e-cigarette 010
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 23/10/2023I've decided to have a teal bathroom and a forest bathroom at the same time 000
Reposted by Wolfgangmankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 21/10/2023cool fact: the links page on your own web site won’t ever ask you for a subscription fee or restrict what you can link to on your web site, you can do what ever you want (tell people about the comics you like) 88616
Wolfgang @wolfgang.space · 19/10/2023I am officially tired of the 'cute thing is actually dark and scary' genre 030
