wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/10/2026Lmao, free upgrade from a 15 foot Uhaul to a 20 foot Uhaul, apparently. I can fit so many extra lesbians in there. 071
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/10/2026So tired of hating myself. Used to regularly take and share photos of myself, but that has basically stopped. When I post older pictures, if I don't get a bunch of compliments, my RSD just goes into overdrive and I feel like I'm unattractive and everybody hates me and doesn't want me around. 130
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/10/2026Bonus pro-tip: If you're having trouble tightening or loosening a piercing, try using nitrile gloves. They help a lot! 030
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/10/2026So apparently I need to set a reminder for every three months to tighten the barbells on my nipple piercings, because otherwise they seem to fall off every six months or so. Also, apparently I have a lot of ball bearings in this rug, because I'm still looking. 350
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 02/10/2026Woo, I pushed it over the goal! www.kickstarter.com/projects/pos...kickstarter.comPIG IRONA fast paced meatgrinder of an FPS 131
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 27/09/2026Q: "Why not become an independent?" Fetterman: "Because I'm a lifelong Republican." Garrett: "Democrat." 032
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026Gru, smiling next to a notepad easel: "Wi-Fi speeds aren't keeping up with my new fiber Internet." Gru, still smiling, and making a pinching motion: "I got a new Wi-Fi router." Gru, looking pleased: "It looks like Kevin." Gru, looking back at notepad easel, questioningly: "It looks like Kevin?" 163
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026Good thing I was never interested in Active Matters in the first place. AI can't be a marginalized culture because it has no culture, and if it did, it would just be something it inherited from the white men who shoveled copyright works into it. 1132
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026Who could have predicted that a company owned by a South African billionaire would do such a thing? 051
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 24/09/2026I misread this at first. Given the current state of politics, I could really use some transphobic torpedos to reduce the number of transphobic things going on. A little herd thinning, as a treat. 031
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 23/09/2026This wheel’s on fire, rolling down the road. Best notify my next of kin; this wheel shall explode! 1102
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 11/09/2026Posting this today for no reason whatsoever. startrekfleetcommand.com/download-kir... 020
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 10/09/2026Might as well tag naelstrof.bsky.social too! Haha. 💜naelstrof.bsky.socialnaelstrof (@naelstrof.bsky.social)he/him, 31, open source game developer Want to use my models? Find them here! https://smutba.se/user/245614/ Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️⚧ 010
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 10/09/2026Damn, I guess I can't share this with the polycule. store.steampowered.com/app/4739660/... 170
Reposted by wolf.momnaelstrof @naelstrof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Finally can announce our new game! Drag'n Wash! Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/4739660/... 31162681562
Reposted by wolf.mom🇧🇷DemonMarcoArts🔞(COMMS CLOSED 3/5) @hornymarcoarts.bsky.social · 30/01/2024Sketch C---ission for SophiToph73730 on twitter 1185
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 06/09/2026Speak and learn? Must be a magic wand for training puppies. Maybe it helps with voice training, too. 140
Reposted by wolf.momtrashmasterj @trashmasterj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026CW: hyper sheath, HORNY help... (shaded comm for @cookiesunensfw.bsky.social) 14815
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/09/2026Vaccinato! 🤌🏼 (Also if you laugh at me because I can't fully shave my face while my gums are healing, I'll cry.) 2151
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 01/09/2026It's really extra sad because Milo was arrested, more or less treated likely royalty by ICE standards, and like immediately deported and to his actual home country and not some third country or CECOT. I'd say I hope this sticks with him, but I don't have faith in his ability to self-reflect. 094
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 01/09/2026Oh lord, here we go again. www.alilleybrinker.com/blog/1passwo...alilleybrinker.com1Password Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe — Andrew Lilley Brinker1Password has committed $300,000 to Omarchy. This is unacceptable and must be rescinded. 010
Reposted by wolf.momMink of the End @endm.ink · 31/08/2026Content: hyper. Branches, trunks and the seed thereof. For @posmnaut.bsky.social whose birthday is today. #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #balls #musk #sweat #possum #cryptid #male 240071
Reposted by wolf.momBlursedart🔞 @blursedart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Belated birthday doodle for @tacticooldad.bsky.social 4461118
Reposted by wolf.momexcessive_precum @glacierunreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026horse and shark... for aether! 234479882
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026Went to the pharmacy to pick up my new prescription, and while I was there, CVS awarded me the FIFA World Cup. Don't believe me? You should see who won the FIFA Peace Prize. (My lower jaw is bruised from my surgery, and I bought the cup because it was 75% off, fits in my cup holder, and is 40oz.) 181
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026Just finished at the dentist's. Only needed more stitches. Fortunately, I didn't damage anything. Just a lot of bleeding. Also, warfarin slows down clotting, but doesn't stop it, so I had a huge clot around my whole front lower jaw. 161
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026Still bleeding. Just threw up, not sure if it's from all these meds, swallowing blood, or both. x.x 120
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026Ugh, I keep waking up with a mouthful of coagulated blood. Can't wait to stop bleeding. 150
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026I am in an incredible amount of pain. They cut off a strip of my palate and grafted it over my gums in front of my four bottom teeth. It's rare for me to cry from pain, but I am doing that right now. 060
![a red fox with an EXTREMELY MASSIVE sheath and balls, laying on top of them as they tease the white cat inside. his mind is cooked after being stuck DEEP inside their hot, sweaty sheath, constantly growing from the inside... the tight interior squeezes around his MASSIVE cock, forcing him to shoot out MASSIVE amounts of cum:
"hey, you doing alright in there? you're still *quite* a ways off... just a *couple* hundred miles more and you'll reach my cock in no time!"
[distance traveled: 100 miles] [distance until destination: 29,546,957,8...]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ukes5m5i3mrafgsv7y4flrkq/bafkreick27kg2dljwxp734uechhubzav7e2pnpqlj572bc5myzfn4adhcq)
![Alteration of the "STOP DOING MATH" meme, edited to the following:
STOP DOING SPECS
- SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRICTLY DEFINED
- YEARS OF SPEC WRITING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for the AUGMENTED BACKUS-NAUR FORM
- Wanted to establish standards anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "MANPAGES"
- "The container of a navigable navigable is the navigable container whose content navigable is navigable" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Spec Authors have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RFCs & working groups we built for them
(This is REAL Spec, done by REAL Spec Authors):
[Screenshot of the introduction to Annex K of the ISO/IEC 9899:2024 working draft]
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[Screenshot of the purchase page for IEEE 802.11-2024, showing a price of $913]
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[Drawing of two carrier pigeons standing side by side]
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"Hello I would like [photo of a clothespin-based DHCP implementation info page] IPs please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2zlacl3cusn5lllpdirnaxu/bafkreiejo6zm4pzmww44dvoaqj4jtwl7nmhfawcj54lujqglftann7aisq)
