wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 4hThis is amazing. I wonder when they invented hobs with two big burners up front. I wonder if this technology will ever escape Seattle. 060 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 13hMy brain is still flummoxed with the fact that my apartment has a nice view. 120 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 12/10/2026Well, it does have a number of lower cabinets. Just none of them have a shallow drawer atop, for which this very large sink is to blame. (Excuse my still packed kitchen.) 100 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 12/10/2026So far, there is like one thing that bothers me significantly in my apartment. These are the only drawers. There should be at least one, preferably 2-3 low height drawers in the kitchen, for the following uses: 1 silverware drawer 1 cooking utensils drawer 1 junk drawer 330 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 10/10/2026Hm, so, what goes in these cans? Edsels? Reliant Robins? Trabants? Geo Metros? 020 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 10/10/2026Not there yet, but I have made it to Satan's butthole of the PNW. It is currently an upgrade from Satan's butthole of America, however. Just don't let Donnie know there's more than one Ontario. Also, I am way too lazy to take a better pic. 150 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 09/10/2026Welcome to Boise. We're conveniently located just downhill from dead man's pass where the speed limit is 80. We chose natural traffic calming: stop and go traffic. We also immediately lowered the speed limit to 65, not that you could ever go that fast. Enjoy your fucking potatoes or whatever. 010 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 09/10/2026Despite feeling like a disaster, I don't actually look terrible. 050 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 09/10/2026Finally, I am leaving Nevada... Oh no, oh fuck... TWO HEALTH BARS?!? 010 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 08/10/2026Can't believe all you need is a regular driver's license for this. Can go up to 26' if you prefer. Bonus: No trailer brakes. 280 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/10/2026So apparently I need to set a reminder for every three months to tighten the barbells on my nipple piercings, because otherwise they seem to fall off every six months or so. Also, apparently I have a lot of ball bearings in this rug, because I'm still looking. 350 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 27/09/2026Q: "Why not become an independent?" Fetterman: "Because I'm a lifelong Republican." Garrett: "Democrat." 032 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026Gru, smiling next to a notepad easel: "Wi-Fi speeds aren't keeping up with my new fiber Internet." Gru, still smiling, and making a pinching motion: "I got a new Wi-Fi router." Gru, looking pleased: "It looks like Kevin." Gru, looking back at notepad easel, questioningly: "It looks like Kevin?" 163 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 25/09/2026Good thing I was never interested in Active Matters in the first place. AI can't be a marginalized culture because it has no culture, and if it did, it would just be something it inherited from the white men who shoveled copyright works into it. 1132 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 24/09/2026I misread this at first. Given the current state of politics, I could really use some transphobic torpedos to reduce the number of transphobic things going on. A little herd thinning, as a treat. 031 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 23/09/2026This wheel’s on fire, rolling down the road. Best notify my next of kin; this wheel shall explode! 1102 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 11/09/2026Posting this today for no reason whatsoever. startrekfleetcommand.com/download-kir... 020 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 10/09/2026Damn, I guess I can't share this with the polycule. store.steampowered.com/app/4739660/... 170 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 06/09/2026Speak and learn? Must be a magic wand for training puppies. Maybe it helps with voice training, too. 140 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 03/09/2026Vaccinato! 🤌🏼 (Also if you laugh at me because I can't fully shave my face while my gums are healing, I'll cry.) 2151 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 20/08/2026Went to the pharmacy to pick up my new prescription, and while I was there, CVS awarded me the FIFA World Cup. Don't believe me? You should see who won the FIFA Peace Prize. (My lower jaw is bruised from my surgery, and I bought the cup because it was 75% off, fits in my cup holder, and is 40oz.) 181 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 05/08/2026I'm stepping down from MyPillow, so this is your last chance to get two MyPillows for the price of one, plus shipping and handling. 050 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 28/07/2026Got an awesome new piece from @theroguez.bsky.social. Be sure to check out her art; it's awesome! 1166 0
wolf.mom @wolf.mom · 26/07/2026Oh, I guess that's what they mean when they talk about riding something on Grindr. 040 0
