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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm wearing TROUSERS. WHO REMEMBERS TROUSERS??
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I know there are more important things going on right now, but the "l" in almond is silent, okay?
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Bike trip!
Cyclists riding towards a ferry to Brittany in the sunshine
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
1. A company that makes socks that last a really long time 2. A hifi pub where people come to drink beer and enjoy tunes I choose without ever complaining about the tunes I choose
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Dear BBC, all are about money. What about the worry for all those in the war zone, death raining down from the sky, the poor schoolchildren, and fear of the psychos in charge? BBC News - Five ways the Iran war could affect you - in charts - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Five ways the Iran war could affect you - in charts
With fuel and gas prices having risen in recent days, here are some ways the conflict could affect households.
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I accidentally ground my fork on my plate really hard. Still feel sick and shivery 5 minutes later. What the hell?
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Anyone lost some flags? I found them halfway up some lamp posts of all places! LMK
Flags in a bin
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Turd moves to pile of turds... BBC News - Ex-Tory minister Nadine Dorries defects to Reform UK www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Former Conservative minister Nadine Dorries defects to Reform UK
The ex-MP told the Daily Mail the Tory Party was dead and its members now "need to think the unthinkable".
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/09/2025
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Trump is a collaborator
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Sad though the death of Diogo Jota is, it makes me angry that these young men are messing around in high-powered sports cars. Instead of praising the guy's talents, shouldn't we be concerned about the fact he essentially killed his brother in a fireball?
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
ITV This Morning droning on about Burkas, then on the car radio it's Nick Ferrari interviewing a conservative ex-M.P. about Labour education policy. Switch to Radio 4 for an in-depth interview with Zia Yusuf of Reform. We are so fucked.
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
OK that's too much
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The blind spot on this and many other trucks is just the driver not looking. Bet he would have moved off without checking his mirrors. I would have reported him but I fear he would lose his job and maybe his livelihood. @azb2019.bsky.social @gazza-d.bsky.social
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Yop is one of the greatest inventions mankind has made, I do not understand why it isn't more popular
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Perfect post
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
When the damn fuckity fuck is it going to warm up?
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wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social @wokeyspokeymikey.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Great thread, really interesting and as with all of Derek's wisdom, it makes me want to work at being more stylish!
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 22/11/2024
I've added a few extra expletives to SwearSky, and made it only respond to 'whole' words to alleviate the Scunthorpe problem. I did enjoy it finding swears within innocent words, but the pedant in me couldn't let it lie.
swearsky.bagpuss.org
SwearSky
Bluesky profanity, as it happens
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