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@wokeorchud.lol
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You can just learn and grow? The South will lose again, bless her heart. thought crime <3 occasionally reskeet-happy

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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 7h
Yeah it's kind of a misnomer those dudes don't even like yachts just guitars mostly
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 9h
Any good starter thought trains for someone just trying to get into ruminating?
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Peetoom🐺🍺 @geraldelephants.bsky.social · 22h
The guy the guy the guy
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
eat my youtube shorts
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miss fugazi @crip.es · 30/09/2026
bad boy s bad boy’s whatcha gonna do
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 30/09/2026
Glad they read my skeets
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 30/09/2026
SIR, PUT DOWN THE PARALLELS AND EXIT THE DOMICILE WITHOUT SATIRE
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 30/09/2026
Bro... put down the parallels. leave those unharkened
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 30/09/2026
Times are scary, gotta change with them
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
recording showing person with slightly feminine body build writing the word "fuck" on a building. ElijahSchaffer posts the video, stating: "Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now"
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 29/09/2026
You gotta have several hairlines, in case you lose one
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 29/09/2026
WEATHER MACHINES GAY CONFIRMED
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 29/09/2026
Under Dark woke, your shirt pocket electric screwdrivers will all be seized. Watch it blue sky
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 29/09/2026
Great. As soon as i stop farding i start shidding.
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 18/09/2026
I lost all my door hinges or something to that effect. I've gone fully acko
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 28/09/2026
I don't know dude i don't mind the new chastity belt mandate i didn't really use that anyway
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 28/09/2026
Bye honey i'm off to the believe everything the government tells me factory
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 28/09/2026
soz 4 timeline spam moots couldn't find the national institute of reference skeet
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 26/06/2026
Look, kid. You're either uncritically with us, or you're against our enemy until you turn against us also, in which case we got munitions for you
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 04/07/2026
Gazing into a sparkler, I convened with the Dollar Bill American Bald Eagle- we must build his Hawk Tuah.
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 28/09/2026
I'm casting a hex on your bloodline that makes all your steaks overcooked
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 28/09/2026
Just go ahead rip that bag open Jim hand me one i can't wait long enough for the glizzy grill to warm up
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
I don't even know where to McFreakin' start with you, Ronald...
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Well, well well ... Look who formatted a meme ...
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Call me a Quaker cause I eat my oats unflavored Bit more of a grain mover than I am a Shaker Leave me alone with all that senseless behavior Absolutely toasted these rolled oats, chud or woke
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Milk steak
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Bottomless mimosas are a democratic socialist construct
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Yeah, once I found out about dopamine, I pretty much just stopped doing everything
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 07/07/2026
I'm like if a credible threat was thoroughly unserious. I guess that wouldn't be credible though
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
No wonder my abuser moved there
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 07/07/2026
Lady America really entered a Snow den of forgetful ness...
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 08/07/2026
Prioritize the things that matter: finding ways to throw Grogu in that worm pit
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 08/07/2026
Yeah, I'm radical.. Now let's get tubular, dude!
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Imo this why they’ve spent two years tearing the copper out of the walls expecting to find the woke and getting visibly upset that they keep finding civil servants who just actually believe in the public good of their civil service. It’s slowed down sure, but only because so little copper remains.
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 20/07/2026
Just got dogpiled by a half dozen cops after opening a bag of chips too close to the streetlight
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 24/07/2026
Always some guy named Cary trying to let himself into your pie hole
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 26/07/2026
Like little onion lingerie
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 27/07/2026
Piss is wasted on the jellystung
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 27/07/2026
I know some people who would
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 30/07/2026
*THE POPE stands, lighter dropping from his lap to the ground, chuckling, mumbles* Sober as the pope...
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 09/08/2026
Quaker rap doesn't care about your feelings
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 15/08/2026
A non-invasive operation to remedy some irregular heartbeat conditions is an electric shock, so the torture gloves might actually fix me
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 25/08/2026
If you burrow into Mount Rushmore at any given moment there's a 37% chance you'll find Homan, Miller, and Hegseth playing GI Joes while jerking each other off
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🦋 June Strings 🪞🫀 @junestrings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the recognizable element of strength is the capacity for actual kindness
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
she said, quotes from women throughout history, screenshot, macintosh (1996) archive.org/details/hype...
mac window with the header 'she said' and below a graphic of a woman (with people in either side, looking on), reading from a piece of paper, its top curled.
quote below:
what is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

susan sontag
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 25/06/2026
turns out wearing a turban in the suburban violates Hoa Code
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 28/09/2026
You may not know it yet, but every time you log on, you're growing new neural pathways, all helping you figure out what's woke or chud
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 27/09/2026
You can't be dumb AND mean
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
starring you
NOVELTY QUEST
starring: YOU ages 0-???
Get dopamine from all the fun you have during life!!!
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This Fuckin' Guy @wokeorchud.lol · 14/06/2026
ideologically america has turned into this commercial youtu.be/GGuawSq6zDA
youtu.be
Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water
YouTube video by Dangeroso
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