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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 5h
Now that's girl power
Photo of a jail with some parked cars in front on 48 News:

23 GIRLS ESCAPED

23 Girls have escaped from a Madison County facility over the past two years
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 17h
He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks
calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd
goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't
come out
He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 11/10/2026
Swiss chard with angel halo
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 11/10/2026
Frame 1

World weary auburn fox (Serious eye bags) in the Adventure Time world, surrounded by slightly broken furnishings, remains pointedly optimistic while narrating the state of his humble domain, gesturing about vaguely and saying aloud,
"There are some things money cant (sic) buy"
 
Frame 2

The screenshot frame is of just him smiling at his bed- likely a full size matress- with two pillows, but a deep, roughly fox-shaped pit,

"You see that depression? You cant (sic) buy that, you got to earn it."
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 09/10/2026
This feller right here
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 04/10/2026
Willem Dafoe nervously smoking (gfx edited) far too many cigarettes at once
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 01/10/2026
Magnets (stylized) 🧲
@PerthshireMags

climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 29/09/2026
Same screenshot but with the 'fuck this school' MSPaint kid meme instead of graffiti artist spraypainting 'fuck'
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 13/09/2026
Donnie Darko psychiatrist meme response frame with snippet of user's skeet in a message bubble pointing at his face: 

basically blogging at someone to try to start a conversation 2/2
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 13/09/2026
is this woke or chud
bart saying the line
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 08/09/2026
Get back on the horse!
Cartoon horse but it's got another leg on its neck
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 05/09/2026
team magma pokemon baddies hitting a dab of sorts
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 05/09/2026
Fuck these domestic terrorists www.acluohio.org/press-releas...
The complaint alleges the following disturbing incidents by the defendant ICE officers:
* Swerving a vehicle towards Mr. Moorman’s car as if to ram him;
+ Approaching him to take close-range pictures or scans of his face and vehicle license plates,
without any apparent cause;
* Pursuing him through a parking lot and repeatedly surrounding or boxing him in with multiple
SUVs, making him fear for his life;
* Tailing him through town for an extended period;
 Gesturing to Mr. Moorman to follow them and then leading him on a drive out of town
* and ultimately to his own home, which they drove past slowly as they photographed it, while his
wife fearfully locked herself inside. They also photographed her car;
* A few days later, again leading Mr. Moorman on a drive to his house, for no legitimate reason;
* Pulling a truck alongside his car on a public street, blasting a loud horn, and repeatedly screaming
his name before driving away.
"ICE watchers are protected by the First Amendment, which guarantees their right to recorc
and observe law enforcement in public,” said David Carey, Managing Legal Director.
"Sean Moorman is working tirelessly to support and protect his Haitian neighbors by
watching and recording the federal officers who seek to pursue, arrest, and detain them.
Observers like Sean serve a vital role in a democracy: monitoring how laws are enforced
on the ground, and documenting law enforcement wrongdoing. He must not be forced to
choose between exercising his constitutional rights and ensuring his personal safety from
law enforcement retaliation. This reckless vendetta by ICE officers must be halted."
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 05/09/2026
Search engine field showing following search and results:
ICE agents ‘torment; ‘terrify’ Ohio man recording them, lawsuit says


QaAll images News Videos More ~ &
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News for ICE agents ‘torment; 'terrify' Ohio man recording them, lawsuit s...
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ICE agents ‘torment; ACLU files lawsuit against ACLU of Ohio files lawsuit
‘terrify’ Ohio man ICE agents for allegedly against ICE agents on
recording them, lawsuit intimidating Springfield behalf of Springfield man
says man who filmed them |
2 days ago 3 days ago 2 days ago
‘MSN.com ae 9 MSN.com - + WYSO Public Radio. ae
The Cincinnati Enquirer WBNS Columbus
Cincinnati Enquirer
https://www.cincinnati.com > story » news » 2026 » 09 > 02> ice-harassing-springfield-man-per-la... “""
ICE agents 'torment, 'terrify' Ohio man recording them, lawsuit sa...
3 days ago - The lawsuit, filed by the ACLU of Ohio, claims the officers violated the man's First
Amendment right to film them in public. The man alleges ICE agents chased his car, drove by his home
ACLU of Ohio
https://www.acluohio.org > press-releases > aclu-of-ohio-sues-T-ice-officers-for-violating-observ... “""
ACLU of Ohio Sues 7 ICE Officers for Violating Observer's First ...
3 days ago - COLUMBUS, Ohio — Today, the ACLU of Ohio filed a lawsuit in federal court on behalf of
‘Sean Moorman, a Springfield resident who has been subjected to menacing and intimidation by
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers in retaliation for exercising his First Amendment...
° bluewaterhealthyliving.com
https://bluewaterhealthyliving.com > news » national-news » ohio » ice-agents-torment-terrify-ohi... °"*
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 05/09/2026
And the exposed records aren't just random members of the public. Krebs found the driver's license of the
sitting Secretary of Defense sitting in there for sale:
[Pete Hegseth's ID in a database]
A bargain! Only $100 to get a scan of the Secretary of Defense's driver's license.
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 04/09/2026
Most people rejected His message.

Jesus saying "Bugs could solo Thanos"

Shrewd robed men yellin "Shutu p!"

They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.

Gal. 4:16
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 30/08/2026
pixelated Freedom of Speech (1943) by Norman Rockwel
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 29/08/2026
The smiley face default pfp of The Blocked, but now it's frowning
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 19/08/2026
SAME MEME BUT IN 4TH PANEL, THE COMIC'S MAIN CHARACTER TURNED INTO THE CANCELLED REGGAETON APPLE JACK'S CINNAMON STICK, WHO IS SKATEBOARDING INTO CLASS SAYING, "I KNOW ALL ABOUD DIS MON!"
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 17/08/2026
PICKUP TRUCK HEAVEN SASQUATCH KING OF THE HILL
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 14/08/2026
trengin chart

1: ukraine drones russian stuff
2: trump secretly fits perfect in waiter dollies 
3: trump backs infantino (this guy must be REAL tiny) amid FIFA revolt
4. bsky adds report muting (highlight story)
5. zuck posts ai superintellligence essay
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 10/08/2026
The sickos guy found his way in
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 10/08/2026
They're greyer. Still leftover pink bits. Adds character
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 10/08/2026
But have you considered:
The ass worms are green now
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 10/08/2026
The above image poorly edited to display green ass creatures instead of pink
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 10/08/2026
Photo of user typing this, downward dog position, upwards rear at desk- the opposite of AFK- protruding eels sniveling, tendrils all on the mouse, keyboard and everything, fully entrenched in the desktop Bluesky user experience. User's face grimacing down at floor in pain from prolapse. A window behind them, surprisingly, no sickos.
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 10/08/2026
Stuttering more lately s-s-s-s-s-s-saying stuff
Living here sucks if you're made out of dandruff
Weeds have overtaken the yard of my mind
What is a stalker but a friend that you don't like?

I'm bringing crying back
Crying's the new black
Crying on my snacks

Drop the buttered bread the buttered side down
I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine
No pocket for your phone in your surgical gown
I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine

I'm a block of marble you can chip chip chip away at me
There must be something good underneath ... just keep hammering
Everybody's free. Free to drink sunscreen
This song is not medical advice, ask a doctor if sunscreen is right for you

I'm bringing crying back
Crying's the new black
Crying on my snacks

Drop the buttered bread the buttered side down
I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine
Mass extinction, abduction, the traffic across town
I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine
Malicious alien landing, Yellowstone supervolcano
No exceptions or acceptance at the Waffle House
No pocket for your phone in your surgical gown
I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine

Woo
credits
from Emphatically No., released January 11, 2021
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 09/08/2026
Oil baron staring at aquarium tank with conservative and liberal caricatures arguing, both yelling about their shit pants, while the baron notes "My God these poor bastards keeping shitting themselves. Good thing I own all the diaper companies"
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 24/07/2026
Evil hypno Flan-trepreneur with football head on the retro TV set inside the home of Courage the Cowardly Dog, who is narrating this post
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 23/07/2026
do you follow jesus this close Novelty Metal Magnet
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 20/07/2026
Simpson classroom rejoice. Cow man said line
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 15/07/2026
Mug says "Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My DIARRHEA!!!" except it's very bad graphic design. Lettuce in mug
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 14/07/2026
It's the poster for 'The Hills Have Eyes' with the girl screamin' and the weird hand on her face, except the text for the movie title says 'The Nerds All Have Eyes'
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 10/07/2026
it's the sickos meme.

Some deranged looking guy staring in through a window with a shirt saying SICKOS  says "YES... HA HA 
HA... YES!"
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 08/07/2026
This image says a whole bunch of shit I'm just gonna OCR instead of trying to riff off of

moby dickgirl
Follow
@eigenvectrix.myatproto,

'Far from a nation of bloodthirsty beasts," Alland
said, "I foresee the America of the future as a society
of emotionless, robotic drones incapable of empathic
response. The bad news is, these drones will regularly
go haywire and blow each other away with automatic
weapons. But, on the positive side, nobody will really
mind all that much when they do." ALT

onion person @junlper.beer 10mo
in the last year this is the onion headlinei
most often think about

the ONION
America's Finest News Source

Published: May 5, 1999 Menu

Dispatch
Brutality-Desensitization
Process Nearly Complete
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 08/07/2026
Roderick Diary of Wimpy Kid awesome face
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 07/07/2026
Roderick screaming in joy
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 07/07/2026
Simpson class of yellow people staring at a Bart
Bart says, to no chagrin, "Woke or chud?"
The classroom raises their hands in rejoice..Thank yellow savior...
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Taylor swift Iran deployment
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Tapping the sign :(
someone else @wokeorchud.lol 11mo
I'm preservign my peace by not paying attention to the news until it's local. We just weren't meant to pay atten-

What? What is it? W-why do you look so scared?

Oh god.. the foreign policy... it's... right behind me, isn't it?
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 06/07/2026
Taylor swift in tactical gear. Probably AI found it on the images tab of a web search on the internet
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 05/07/2026
fuuuuuck
gary the snail but 5'o'clock shadow corn cob pipe funny eye patch on shell spiral and a chimney for some reason
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 04/07/2026
fuck
it's Gary the snail except he's got one of those cowled capes only elite secret society members are permitted to wear in a library the size of a cathedral. This conceals the mystery of his snail-head to torso connection while still displaying how beneath the meows, there lies a very intelligent, anthropomorphic, snail.
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 04/07/2026
bald eagle. staring at you. American flag behind him
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 04/07/2026
got ya!!
someone else
@wokeorchud.lol

I quit cigarettes. Now I post bad instead
 9:00PM. Jul 1, 2026
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 04/07/2026
someone else @wokeorchud.lol 

palindromes could be named lile that too. i suggest 'philihp' for one
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 04/07/2026
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in july
it s The Dude but there's a text bubble going down
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 03/07/2026
dan devine
@yourmandevine
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool.
 A confederacy of Beavises."
the author would later go on to clarify this was not meant as an attack towards Beavis
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 01/07/2026
it's a stock photo of. a lawyer with a confident smile portraying confidence in his case behind a gavel and a scale/weight atop some books behind him
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This Fuckin' Guy 👻 @wokeorchud.lol · 21/06/2026
that scene in Spirited Away where No-Face is offering the main character gold from their hands and she says, "I don't want any. Don't need any." except there are a few logos of AI companies on the pile of nuggets
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