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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python

@wobblypython.northsky.social
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Vtuber, Illustrator, Modeler, animator, video editor, and general neato creator type. He/They Twitch Partner. Mon-Fri wobblesthepython@gmail.com

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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 2h
We found some deals and we found a bunch of fuckin' SCAAAAAMMMMSSSS too!
a spreadsheet of notes regarding the glasses brands we covered on stream today.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 7h
One of the websites I used to recommend for affordable prescription eyewear is selling pervert glasses, and I would urge you not to give them any fucking money ever again! Fuck EyeBuyDirect
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 17h
"I could put some insoles on my throne too I guess." Man, what the FUCK is going on over on Throne.com? Why is it ALL cock rings?
a Throne.com gift store search result. the search box reads "Men's insole" and it's just all cock rings and a copy of WWE 2k25.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22h
I'm slowly developing the character backstory and inane behavioral quirks of a character straight out of a Jurassic Park sequel.
the "Guy tipping tiny dominos into really big ones" meme with the labels "DARE program teaching me adults will lie to you about Drugs.", "Adults will lie to you about ANYTHING, actually" ending at "Sleeping in hammocks and buying shoes online without any arch support"
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22h
"What even broke on my last pair like this?" Remembering I got the other kind with the ankle support. It looks like these detail sections were steadily tearing off, but I'm also realizing they are nearly entirely superficial save for the eyelets in the NorthEast part of frame there.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dubz staring down the barrel of his own gun.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao, I am using this website so unlike its intended demographics. I do not need a pounding machine with a variety suite of plastic dong. I don't need a 2B cosplay, 8 inch stiletto thigh-highs, or a selection of nude anime girl figurines. Some "walkin around" shoes and canned food is fine, thanks.
the "beauty and body" section of throne, with no search parameters, featuring a collection of creams and straight up sex toys
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't like that my throne is mostly links to amazon stuff but the alternative is prices like this. And like, there's no way I'm opening the door to someone sending me $700 worth of ugly shoes. $40 of ugly shoes is pushing it already.
an advertising matrix of the ugliest shoes you've ever seen in you life with prices ranging between $157 to $729
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Realizing that the most comfortable shoes I've worn in the past several years have all been mail-order shoes that are basically a sock with laces glued to some kind of sole that looks like Elven architecture under a rollerblade frame. Maybe I should get another pair.
egregious black and yellow high top shoes that look like a lace up sock stuck to some plastic trusses.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pakidge
"your package has been sent!"
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disrupting the illusion of choice industry with time saving measures.
a hand reaching into a trash+recycling bin. You can see the hand go in the recycle side and the fingers pop out the trash side.

They are the same bin.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
We've both been sleeper agents now.
Wobbly in his sleep study biometrics rig.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surprise twist! I gotta assume this is some Elon Musk funded scam or something.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
@byobattleship.bsky.social So, if you die repeatedly is it like a double-negative type situation and you alive again?
TooMuchAbstraction, the steam user, achieving "Die" in Torment Hexus repeatedly across several days.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Twitch vertical streams broken for anyone else or just me?
error message asking me to double check my stream key. failing that it's something about connecting to servers with nothing useful for searching.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
Forever chasing the high of being my dad's co-pilot while we played TIE fighter. He thought it'd teach me how to use a keyboard and I'd say he was right.
TIE fighter (199x) screenshot. In which we are bearing down on a YWing in a standard model TIE.TIE fighter (199x) screenshot. Still of a cutscene of a TIE fighter pilot inside his cockpit. His helmet's face is awash in blue while the interior of the ship is bathed in a crimson red light.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still excited. Still on my bullshit. Still gobsmacked I can pick up two novelty prescription corrective eyewears for the cost of one Halo Master Chief collection on Steam.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let's GO! They're makin' my dumbass glasses!
Wherelight update about my glasses going into production. Has a picture of some tech holding glasses near SCIENCE EQUIPMENT!
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Learning programming .png
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
ah, figures. My selection process for these is usually "Man, this is STUPID" followed by putting fart noises all over it. Not always, like the Samurai Jack one, but most of the time. There's this nice irish woodworking guy that I kinda' want to edit, but I'd hate to upset him. He seems real nice!
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
Northsky is the new home of AntiASMR content.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's a lot of talk about being oblivious to flirting but what about when you're oblivious AND have been conditioned to absolutely under no circumstances engage with flirting? Does that have a flag or somethin?
some kind of dog wearing a massive neon yellow retroreflective coat that says "NERVOUS" in big black letters.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
This Michael's is kinky.
Big rubber snake done up in zip ties.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man, what the fuck is windows even doing at this point? Anyone else having this problem? Just me?
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Little birthday gifts to myself paying off way later. I need new panniers though. My soft saddlebag I have keeps getting in the spokes and breaking them. I put one I had ages ago, and really loved, on my throne. Nice stiff back and a wonderful quick release mount method. throne.com/wobblypython
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the first time in my life I own a spoke tension gauge. I broke a spoke on a nasty bump and during replacement went around getting the spokes roughly even in tension. It's definitely not perfect but I'm wildly pleased with how little wobble there is. Way better than eyeballing it.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
doodlin'
bunny type guy in a little soldier uniform
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
I started with some glue-ons to let the nails under them grow out, but I'm doing the same thing. Now I do french-tips even! This new clearcoat bubbled real bad but I'm getting pretty good at laying the silver down smooth.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dragon Ballburst lemonade.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
It has taken like, 50 hours inside the week but I can now make sweet cars. Enjoy this four picture turnaround of a my cute little blue and neon green kei truck I made in Scrap Mechanic
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's weird that red is more like your dialect, but this has me pegged.
Map indicating my Northwestern dialect
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
Subtember is great and all but if your thing is to support an artist you can do that any month. You can also do it more directly through other channels a lot of the time. Check and see if your favorite has a paypal or whatever. Twitch takes HALF of a sub, and that's really high compared to 3%.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh, business-brains are actually pretty close to getting it.
"Scrum Values" but the word "Scrum" has been crossed out and replaced with "Plycule":

COURAGE, FOCUS, COMMITMENT, RESPECT, OPENNESS
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fucking incredible. "We knew there was malware." They are absolutely gonna do this again.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everything is terrible, but on the bright side the constant emotional agony has finally led me to produce the best yellowball emote I've ever pixel'd.
a Deeply pained looking yellow emoji. Eyes, sunken into blackness. Pronounced creases in their face, as carved by a prolonged suffering in their heart.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
NEVER
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
New Anti-ASMR finally answering the question: What if I Anti-ASMR'd a thing that's good and cool instead of something stupid?
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
I burgled this from a commenter below but their post wouldn't embed the image. Anyway, point is all of our trucks are stupidly large. Absolute wastes of perfectly good road. Fuck the Cybertruck especially, but also fuck your bullshit chevy/ford/toyota too.
Kei truck dwarfed by it's YankTank parallel.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't know who's trying to trick you. But here's flat and drops. One has one effective hand position. The other has a whole jungle gym that you can move your hands around on as you get tired.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is this nominative determinism, or just truth in advertising?
Lake "LargeWet"
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah haha.
Megaman X 8 boxart
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 27/08/2026
oh sick. I left the Tyr discord after getting tired waiting weeks on end for them to replace some tiktok-ass AI voice lines, and they've pulled the trigger and gone full "Developer in the office recorded the lines" King shit, actually.
Alpha tank pings now have VO

Alpha tanks don't have their final VO yet, but with the new ping wheel, we wanted to make sure they could still communicate audibly in the moments that matter.

So, for now, my dumb voice is the audio for all alpha tank pings. Yes, Joey, the person writing this post, is now the one telling you to fall back or go here when an Alpha tank pings you.

If you hate my voice, please let us know. Or don’t. Actually, maybe don’t.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
Big purple circle. "Big loser who sucks" demarcated in red below. "Republican" in blue.

(it is a Venn diagram)
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pictures taken before disaster.
MrPibb and grocery Store Sushi on a checkout conveyor.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hang on, gotta do some A/B testing.
Kitchen Selfie. B Ver. +Costco.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hang on, gotta do an A/B test.
Kitchen Selfie. A ver. Control Selfie.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stats for nerds (slow)
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
Felt cute. Might delete later.
Bike selfie.
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Got a new foot lump. 🌚😎🌝
Lump on an ankle
Lump on an ankle. Different angle.
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