Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you have a R^2 of 0.85 for more than 4 hours, call your doctor 040
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fooled me once already, won't get me again. This is just survivorship bias that comes from only the big F-15s making it back to base. 011
Reposted by Bill NihilistMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Seems like it should be part of the "are phones ruining the kids" debate that every marker of teen mental health has improved since 2021 www.cdc.gov/yrbs/youth-h... 47894182
Reposted by Bill NihilistLaura R Cortes @prefrontalcortes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My postdoc work at @uclacollege.bsky.social in the #CorreaLab is now published at @pnas.org! 🙌 Our broad question was - do estrogens act on the brain to coordinate thermoregulatory adaptations during pregnancy? 1/8 44019
Reposted by Bill NihilistSBN on Bluesky @sbn-bsky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Only one week left to submit an abstract for a talk at the 3rd Annual SBN Online Research Symposium! Talk submissions close September 28 at 11:59 PM PST. Poster submissions remain open until October 5 sbnorsc.wixsite.com/my-site-1sbnorsc.wixsite.comHOME | SBN ORSSociety for Behavioral Neuroendocrinology (SBN) Online Research Symposium (ORS) 066
Reposted by Bill NihilistCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 19/09/2026When we talk about the costs that LLMs impose on society we should not forget the fact that nothing works anymore because everyone is so scared of getting their shit scraped. I can't even use google scholar from my university or starlink because they send too much traffic. 984457966
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me finishing my 4th manuscript review in this first half of September: 021
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's as easy as taking pizza crust from a baby (impossible) 030
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"The Hugging Face Hack" by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1533 000
Reposted by Bill NihilistDr. Becca @docbecca.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My lab is ALSO recruiting a new postdoc to work on an exciting NIH-funded project. Start date ideally by early 2027. Please share with any recent or soon-to-defend neuro/psych PhDs with experience in rodent labs. northeastern.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/careers/job/...northeastern.wd1.myworkdayjobs.comPostdoctoral Research AssociateAbout the Opportunity Job Summary The Shansky Lab is seeking a full-time postdoc to conduct National Institutes of Health (NIH)-funded behavioral neuroscience research investigating sex differences in... 04037
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I still want to start a scientific society for the study of how hormones act in early life to shape later stress and emotional responses. The Organization for Organizational Effects on Affect 🧪 0110
Reposted by Bill NihilistPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“NSF’s biology directorate also appears headed for lower spending. Its solicitation calls for spending $280 million for research across its three “core” areas—foundations of life, living systems, & innovation/infrastructure—compared with $640 million spent in 2023.” NSF is openly flouting Congress 12214
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm looking for a postdoc! ...Long ago he killed my mentor and I am on a quest for revenge ⚔️ 010
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My feedback: "I would be the first to agree that NIH grant review is in need of reform, but after reading the proposed changes, I don't see how omitting a final overall impact score will "empower program officials to utilize their substantial expertise... 1/3 110
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Q: Prof. Conan, what is best in academic life? A: To crush your reviewers, to see them go unfunded, and to hear the lamentations of their grad students 040
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Q: Conan, what is best in work/life balance? A: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to set aside time to listen to the lamentations of your friends and loved ones. 010
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026New office art: "The Impatience For New Data" In 1965, the Mariner 4 probe sent back the first televised images of the surface of Mars. Unable to wait for the processed image, NASA employees hand-colored the data with crayons.🔭🧪 0103
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026For sale: baby crib. Never used. Baby only sleeps when held 😥 000
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hey, it's me, the guy who decided all canned beverage boxes should be printed with the image of the cans turned 90⁰ so when you open the cardboard flaps the cans all come rolling out. Greetings from hell! 010
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026ɢᴏᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘꜱ ᴛᴇxᴛ. ꜱᴏ ꜰɪᴇꜱᴛʏ. ꜱᴏ ᴛɪᴛᴜʟᴀʀ. 050
Reposted by Bill NihilistDrug Monkey @drugmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I really hope someone checks my math and memory of public university starting salaries. The idea that inflation adjusted numbers reflect starting assistant professors making 20% less now than they did 25 years ago is….. whew. 105122
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"This is bullshit. I am *too* elite" I tell myself as I try to conserve storebrand cheese 010
Reposted by Bill NihilistDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Facing federal science budget cuts, biologist Daniel Blumstein resorted to uploading marmot videos to OnlyFans to raise funds for his marmot research. However, when he uploaded his driver’s license for verification, OnlyFans informed him that his appearance didn’t match the marmots in the videos.nytimes.com‘OnlyMarms’: Marmots Are on OnlyFans to Raise Money for Research (Gift Article)A team of scientists uploaded videos of the squirrel-like rodents in the wild on the adult-content site OnlyFans to raise money amid government budget cuts. 172299682
Reposted by Bill NihilistAaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 25/07/2026Admirable clarity @science.org 4974912713
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"So then Gustavo Dudamel conducts a vuvuzela symphony" -👽 010
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This halftime show feels like an alien parody of human art 000
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026lol can we get @sbn-bsky.bsky.social to weigh in on this? 100
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"...We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Bastille Day!" 000
Reposted by Bill NihilistSBN on Bluesky @sbn-bsky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Amazing job from co-chairs Drs. Will Kenkel and Alexandra Castillo-Ruiz in leading and presenting for Symposium 4: The Neuroendocrinology of Developmental Programming by Perinatal Experiences ✨#SBN2026 0175
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Great talk by Peg McCarthy at #SBN2026 on how depriving animals of social play makes them more aggressive and less reproductively successful as adults. 194
Reposted by Bill NihilistJeremy Berg @jeremymberg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A statement from the Chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee on the proposed OMB regulations. www.appropriations.senate.gov/news/majorit... 1/3appropriations.senate.govSen. Collins Asks OMB to Withdraw Parts of Grant Rule, Extend Comment Period | United States Senate Committee on AppropriationsUnited States Senate Committee on Appropriations 57639
Reposted by Bill Nihilistderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens. 6961321338
Reposted by Bill NihilistThe Transmitter @thetransmitter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026NEW! Explore @thetransmitter.bsky.social’s newest tool, Neuro Funding Finder. Discover grants, fellowships and funding opportunities for neuroscience research at all career stages. Find your next funding source and apply, all in one place: thetransmitter.org/neuroscience... #neuroskyence 04331
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Gotta trust the Toy Story 5 writers know what they're doing making Andy the Prime Minister 000
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This is happening at the end of my block. We could simply choose not to live like this. What a messed up country. 000
Reposted by Bill NihilistClimateFran @climatefran.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Public comments might seem hopeless with an Administration hell-bent on destroying US science. But I've learned that these all contribute to the evidentiary basis for future litigation. Even if this asinine rule goes through, your comments can help our lawyer friends defeat it in court 36341
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Well, this is going into all my talks from now on 110
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Good luck to everyone who's also submitting a grant today. Bon chance, little R01! 091
Bill Nihilist @wmkenkel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026In the past week or so I have: finished an R01 (1 week ahead of deadline), submitted my dossier for external tenure review, and -best of all- built my son a mud kitchen for playing outside 😎 020