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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍

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Devourer of Worlds (created in books) | Occasional creator | ASD / ADHD | Human | Hoarder of Glasses | Fandoms, oh the fandoms | Leguminati | Socially awkward potato | Lover of Cheese | Drinker of Coffee

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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today’s mood: youtu.be/HBxn56l9WcU?...
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A tiny angry squeaking Frog 🐸 | Super Cute Animals - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I absolutely love Weird Al’s music. His talent is often overlooked, but I don’t think there’s a genre he can’t perform. Plus, all of his live shows I’ve been to were amazing.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’m looking forward to see what comes of this.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s always fun celebrating Pride in different locations. This year, I was able to march in the Pride parade in Zagreb, Croatia. It was quite lovely.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Watching the Court be weaponized to take away rights from people should worry everyone. For those selfish bastards who think it’s okay as long as it doesn’t directly impact them it doesn’t matter, please remember one word: Yet.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I was quite obsessed with this movie for awhile. I think it’s time for a rewatch….
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Moisturize me! - The Last Human (maybe)
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Journalism empowers us with the truth and protects our democracy. In a world where it’s increasingly under threat, Canada continues to support a free and open press — and we are stronger for it. #WorldPressFreedomDay
Prime Minister Carney answers questions from the media in Tokyo, Japan.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That’s me!!
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Email sent!
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@lintilla72.bsky.social - Hi!! I’m interested in 2 tix for the entire weekend!
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Sooooo…. I have 2 tickets to Our Town for 3/21 at 2:30 that I sadly will not be able to use. Seats F27/28. Is anyone interested in these? (Rose Theatre) Free to someone who will enjoy them.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy New Year from Split, Croatia!
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@shutupchxrlotte.bsky.social Weird question… would you be able to put some karaoke versions of you music up on youtube? I’m going to an angels & demons themed event next week and want to sing “Don’t Save Me,” and “God no!” or “Isn’t it Perfect,” hoping to introduce more of my friends to your music.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Happy Pride weekend, my lovelies!
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
To the parents that don’t love your LGBTQ+ kid enough to want to see them happy: You are horrible humans. Oh, and fuck right off. That is all.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
this is where i live btw
At the center is a thin vertical cloud known as Lynds 483 that is shaped like an hourglass with irregular edges. At lower center are two discrete bright white, tiny blobs of light that have raced away from the hidden central stars. The top lobe shows a more prominent orange U-shape. Orange bleeds into light purple, and brighter pink at its edges. Some background stars are visible through sections of this lobe. Higher up, there is an orange arc. Some brighter pink material extends to the top edges near the center. In the lower lobe, less orange is visible. More opaque light purple is in its top third, rippling out into semi-transparent blues and pinks. The lower lobe has more texture. V-shapes left and right of the lobes are darkest, and the background stars in these areas appear orange. Elsewhere, the black background of space is clearer, speckled with tiny white stars and faint orange galaxies.A star cluster is shown inside a large nebula of many-coloured gas and dust. The material forms dark ridges and peaks of gas and dust surrounding the cluster, lit on the inner side, while layers of diffuse, translucent clouds blanket over them. Around and within the gas, a huge number of distant galaxies can be seen, some quite large, as well as a few stars nearer to us which are very large and bright.A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.Red dual opposing jets coming from young stars fill the darker top half of the image. At bottom center is a glowing pale yellow, cave-like structure, its top tilted toward two o’clock, with a bright star at its center. The dust of the cave structure becomes wispy toward eight o’clock. Above the arched top of the dust cave, 3 groupings of stars with diffraction spikes are arranged. A dark cloud sits at the top of the arch of the glowing dust cave, with one streamer curling down the right-hand side. The dark shadow of the cloud appears pinched in the center, with light emerging in a triangle shape above and below the pinch, revealing the presence of a star inside the cloud. The largest jets of red material emanate from within this dark cloud, thick and displaying structure like the rough face of a cliff, glowing brighter at the edges. At top center, a star displays another, larger pinched dark shadow, this time vertically. To the left of this star is a more wispy, indistinct region.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Resolution Copper is blocking comments and hiding replies from anyone calling out what they’re doing at Oak Flat. They’re trying to mine on sacred Native American land, with the government’s help, and don’t want the public to push back.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Some people have standards when it comes to partners. Good on them. So I made a list: -Someone to laugh at me when I’m being an idiot -Bicker with me over coffee -Have a nice cuddle before falling asleep -Perhaps delight in a spot of mischief -Sing with me on road trips -Be a kind bastard
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I just picked up a Macbeth poster from the cinema I watched it in 2 weeks-ish ago. Now, to get it framed and displayed where I can admire it in the regular. Mmmmmm…..
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
When you’re insane and drive a ridiculous amount to see a limited release film. But, will be worth it! Also, did some touristy crap. Bought a top hat. Good times.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
That feeling of seeing your bestie for the first time in 9 years 💕
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Quite right.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
But remember, the only labels they care about are the ones they deem appropriate. Bastards. (and I don’t mean that in a good way)
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
This sounds truly interesting.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I found out my cousin is in jail and is a registered sex offender. Grandma should have chosen better when picking her favorite.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Evil always contains the seeds of its own destruction. No matter how well-planned, how foolproof an evil plan, no matter how apparently successful it may seem upon the way, in the end it will founder on the rocks of iniquity and vanish. - T Pratchett & N Gaiman
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Tonight is DnD night! AKA: The one night a week I have confidence in myself, all while pretending to be something that I am not. Maybe I should have been an actor…
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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
www.upworthy.com/wil-wheaton-...
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Wil Wheaton gave a perfect explanation of how to separate problematic artists from their art
A truly thoughtful response.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
my jaw genuinely dropped at how beautiful the new jwst image is.
These shimmering cosmic curtains show interstellar gas and dust that has been heated by the flashbulb explosion of a long-ago supernova. The gas then glows infrared light in what is known as a thermal light echo. As the supernova illumination travels through space at the speed of light, the echo appears to expand. NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope observed this light echo in the vicinity of the supernova remnant Cassiopeia A. NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, J. Jencson (Caltech/IPAC)These shimmering cosmic curtains show interstellar gas and dust that has been heated by the flashbulb explosion of a long-ago supernova. The gas then glows infrared light in what is known as a thermal light echo. As the supernova illumination travels through space at the speed of light, the echo appears to expand. NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope observed this light echo in the vicinity of the supernova remnant Cassiopeia A. NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, J. Jencson (Caltech/IPAC)These shimmering cosmic curtains show interstellar gas and dust that has been heated by the flashbulb explosion of a long-ago supernova. The gas then glows infrared light in what is known as a thermal light echo. As the supernova illumination travels through space at the speed of light, the echo appears to expand. NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope observed this light echo in the vicinity of the supernova remnant Cassiopeia A. NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, J. Jencson (Caltech/IPAC)These shimmering cosmic curtains show interstellar gas and dust that has been heated by the flashbulb explosion of a long-ago supernova. The gas then glows infrared light in what is known as a thermal light echo. As the supernova illumination travels through space at the speed of light, the echo appears to expand. NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope observed this light echo in the vicinity of the supernova remnant Cassiopeia A. NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, J. Jencson (Caltech/IPAC)
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My recent attempts to introduce someone to Terry Pratchett’s #Discworld series ended up in me being strongly disappointed in the person’s lack of enthusiasm. The brilliance of the books must have been beyond their comprehension.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The world has lost a great human. He should be an example for all. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
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Jimmy Carter, longest-lived US president, dies aged 100
Former president faced series of economic and foreign policy crises, including Iran hostage affair and Soviet invasion of Afghanistan
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I want to sleep in my own bed.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy birthday Jesus
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
BREAKING
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I love everything about Manhattan. Except for prices. And perhaps tourists.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
After driving almost all night, I received an early morning call that left me unable to get back to sleep. Instead, I decided to read fan fiction. At least it helps with my lounging aesthetic.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Does anyone else want to see Aziraphale do a version of the orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally as he dines at the Ritz with Crowley? No?
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
At a giant Christmas lights event. They don’t sell wine. They don’t have eggnog. No roasted chestnuts. They do, however, sell shitty hot chocolate. And tubs of candy floss. This place doesn’t Christmas very competently.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This is such an empowering song.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Oh dear Someone…
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
MICHAEL SHEEN?
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Stunning
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
What is the worst karaoke song ever?
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The universe is absolutely stunning. Well planned, angels.
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about….
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a hat and a hood is smiling .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a hood is smiling .
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Me flirting
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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Blue Dragon River in Portugal seen from space
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Something Witty 🏳️‍🌈 🦆🥂𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🐍 @wkeoalt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Yea, c’mon, nobody is THAT dumb. (one would hope)
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