Remember back in April(!) of this year? When this was still satire and not a thing we are (apparently) actually doing?
This is the worst timeline.
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...