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Panopticoblin

@wizardofsnacks.bsky.social
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🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ A shrieking harpy, what do you want

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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I never thought I’d be a landlord, but before I could kill a couple of bugs, they asked to just move into my house! So now instead of a murderer, I’m the lessor of two weevils.
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I can’t say what led me to this conclusion, but I feel like Blue October’s “18th floor balcony” has 🏳️‍⚧️🥚vibes
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Rhashanna Jasmine Grant @rhashanna.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
WHY do we let these drive-time commercial radio DJs get away with their shit
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is my dad’s wish come true, and she is one of his people.
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I bet if they issued a statement that said “ok fine we’ll take your shitbag idiot son” the Talking Orange Hemorrhoid would leave them alone
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse
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Ellory smith @ellorysmith

We spent four days talking about Waymos but there were two political assassinations in MN and it’s crickets

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Scarlet guyette @scarletguyette.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Lookin’ at you, Jake Hermansson. Arminius, my Arminiass.
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Nerds in the 17th century gave themselves cool Latin code names and we really need to bring that back
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Are we SURE Gavin Newsome isn’t just Seth Meyers doing a bit?
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Why would you?
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I bet gun was like number 2 on the list
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Converting to Catholicism is d&d for conservatives and I will not elaborate
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A Labrador is just a dog with no dlc or cosmetics
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A pink bumper sticker that says “not a Stepford wife I’m the ford wife that stepped up”
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Our first deep dish pope! Too much sauce for me, though. Eagerly awaiting the square, Detroit-style pope we may one day see
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
USB-C: the C stands for cloaca (all purpose hole)
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Leslie @peripatetic1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Our Russian traitor president and his criminal Nazi administration can absolutely eat shit, and that needs to be said over and over and over
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So tired of feeling la like absolute shit all the time
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So is it Mom Mothma or Mon Mother
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
#starwars #andor #cassianandor
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Do you think four legged animals see tables as being in the uncanny valley?
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
For this 20th anniversary screening of Revenge Of The Sith, I’m getting into the spirit of things by coming straight from work and being really pissed off
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Miles says mood
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
They knew what was up with that egg in a basket thing
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Michael 🌲🏴 @champl.in · 19/04/2025
An important thing to remember about people who love AI is that they have terrible taste
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
What if Americans abroad start getting “deported” to foreign gulags?
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
She is breathtakingly stupid. They all are.
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Serial Chiller @firstladynot.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
New hormone-free contraceptive trialled in several US states
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The Wonder of Tolkien @tolkienwonder.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
“Certainly there was an Eden on this very unhappy earth. We all long for it, and we are constantly glimpsing it: our whole nature at its best and least corrupted, its gentlest and most humane, is still soaked with the sense of ‘exile’.” - #Tolkien Letter 96
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Oh, also: Elon Musk helped Trump steal the election.
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Our president is a Russian asset. His entire administration should be tried and punished as traitors.
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’m advocating for due process. I’m aiding and abetting a terrorist… by, uh, asking the government to follow the constitution. Fuck this guy and fuck his Russian sycophant boss Krasnov.
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Helo my love!
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Proof his fit can’t be matched:
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just noticed that the trim on the toga worn by the little Caesar’s guy is his initials. Maybe today isn’t so bad after all
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Hobbled by grief, dizzy with worry
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Plenty of them aren’t cowering. They’re cheering
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Nothing feels better than taking off watches and socks
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I only wish more of NC was too
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
For me, when that happens, it’s a sign of “I ain’t got no cash on me”
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Something nobody tells you about getting older is that you’ll spend a lot of time whimpering and not in the sexy way
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Panopticoblin @wizardofsnacks.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I love my cozy boys so much. Happy national pet day, friends
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