Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don’t know that I’ve committed myself to a game like that in a while. A lot of fun! 250
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If this doesn't become the template for a thousand "walrus dressed like obscure character" memes then we are truly lost as a society 050
Reposted by Connor MacDonaldlibrary_fairy @libraryfairy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026🏳️🌈 Mutual aid fundraiser! 🏳️⚧️ My spouse and I are leaving Texas to move somewhere safer for queer couples & trans folks. We're SO excited to start a better life somewhere new! Moving is VERY expensive, so we started a fundraiser if anyone could chip in. Any donos help 💖 tiltify.com/@library-fai... 57239
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026it's nintendo directs like these that make me miss shitposting 040
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026We got Kingdom Hearts 4 details in a Nintendo Direct??? Hello??? 120
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Happy Star Wars Day Multiple major characters in a generational, galaxy spanning story somehow always ending up on Tatooine is more unbelievable than the entire idea of the Force. Imagine if most main and side characters in the Marvel movies HAD to take an important trip at one point to Lubbock, TX 061
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 16/04/2026You can say you’re a cat person or a dog person, but deep down we’re all rat people, scurrying into the kitchen late at night for a tasty slice of cheese right from the fridge 071
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I wear the same outfits so often that on the weekend I’m training my cats to attack so I can rebrand my house as a pokemon gym 040
Reposted by Connor MacDonaldGeeseGooseman @geesegooseman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It's a different dragon world, if you will. #comics #webcomics #digitalart #manga #dbz #piccolo #HBCU 0104
Reposted by Connor MacDonaldConnor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 20/05/2025My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into 0174
Reposted by Connor MacDonaldGeeseGooseman @geesegooseman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026We've all been there #webcomics #comics #visualart 073
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 17/09/2025"Have at thee!" I declare, thrusting the fishing lure cat toy at my cat, who could not care less for my performance and technique 113833
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Thinking about getting into game design solely because I'm too impatient to wait for another Pikmin game 020
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Increase a band: Good Middle Adolescent Cannibals 131
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Idk how universal having one wild video rental story is, but mine is that once we rented Osmosis Jones and didn’t return it for 9 full months because we watched it so often (2-3 times a week) that my parents forgot it was a rental and figured it was our personal copy 050
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I smile, twirling my new cape as I make my way out the door. "No need to thank me," I say over my shoulder. The confused thrift shop owner who is looking at the "Ham Rebate" I gave him instead of money: this expired years ago... he must be- *logo pops up on screen* WEIRD THIEF 1142
Reposted by Connor MacDonaldlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 09/11/2023[transylvania, police interrogation room] COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a… VILLAGER: with a stake, yes COP: and he died… meaning he was… VILLAGER: was a dracula COP: was a dracula POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula 14962162
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Just a small update on what I’ve been up to recently 390
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 18/06/2025@jadefabello.bsky.social well well well, if it isn't TV's Jade Fabello 220
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Starting today at 5PM and then all the way until Sunday at 5PM, my partner and 7 other talented improvisers are going to be doing improv for 48 hours straight. No sleep. Just shows back to back, changing every hour. It is bonkers. It is wild. It is so much fun to see 151
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 20/05/2025My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into 0174
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Starting up an escape room where it’s just me and you in a medium sized room, several chairs of different shapes and sizes, and I just ask you riddles off the top of my head until I determine that you’re either smarter than me or think you might start breaking the chairs looking for a key 092
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 25/04/2025If you’re using a ride share service and the person who picks you up has the radio fully off but doesn’t start talking to you, they are the devil and they relish your discomfort within the silence 121
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 21/04/2025If the Pope has to die so that the Oblivion remake can exist, then I think he made a worthy sacrifice for the greater good 150
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 14/04/2025"my hands look like this so hers can look like this" but the first picture is Clifford the Big Red Dog's paws covered in mud and the second picture is Rowlf's hands playing piano 041
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Interrogator, rubbing his bruised knuckles: We don't have to keep doing this you know. *glances at watch* Now, you've made me late for my wedding, so I'll ask you one last time: where did you come from? Where are you going? Cotton Eye Joe spits out a mouthful of blood and grins 0243
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Was overcome with a sudden desire to start a fresh Animal Crossing New Horizons island recently, and hot damn we scored big time by landing Pietro as a random newcomer. Truly a blessed island 060
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 03/04/2025"Sorry Rudolph, but your friends can't come back from the Island of Misfit Toys," Santa said. "But why Santa, why?" Rudolph cried. "35% tariffs Rudolph. 35%! The elves are on my ass enough as it is, do you want to explain those costs to them? No, I didn't think so, now light my fucking way." 060
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Today, I shall not be fooled. Play your pranks, speak your jokes. All your goof energy comes to me, and I become more powerful. For not only is it April Fool's Day... It is National Connor Day. You've played right into our hands. nationaltoday.com/national-con...nationaltoday.comNational Connor DayOn National Connor Day, tell a Connor that you are thankful for him. According to the Gaelic origins, the name Connor comes from ‘Conchobhar.’ 060
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Arise ye warriors, and take up your arms. Foul inboxes await 070
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The year is 2082, Pokemon Boron and Tungsten are announced, there's a pygmy marmoset that everyone is going absolutely insane about, the Professor is a floating cube that's still somehow sexy, you get a neural link from a rando saying that Pokemon hasn't been good since Hoenn 052
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 06/02/2025hey chase your bliss but if you eat yogurt in public and you make even one single noise, you should be sunk to the bottom of the sea where no one will ever see or hear you again 030
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Was waiting for the doctor to come into the examination room so I opened a cabinet door and saw a smaller, paler doctor who was writing prescriptions. He hissed at the light, scurried into the sink pipes, and then the real doctor came in, got furious, told me I had bronchitis, and made me leave 020
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Once a year one Girl Scout/parent combo look at me with equal parts wonder and disgust as I insist, “Yes. A whole case of them.” 4220
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Bone car bone car bone car BONE CAR BONE CAR BONE CAR 180
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 12/12/2024These Baldur’s Gate 3 mods are getting ridiculous 0160
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 12/12/2024*shaves* ah dang, shaved off more than I meant to. Guess I've got to try a new style *shaves off everything leaving only my skull* 040
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My Guest: Th-that painting upon the wall... it's... Me: Yes, ghoulish, isn't it? I made a dark deal long ago. My body stays always the same, but that painting? That painting shows me doing all the Tiktok and Fortnite dances that I've learned from the pure osmosis of being online *my guest faints* 020
Connor MacDonald @wizardmacdonald.bsky.social · 10/12/2024A necromancer sifting through dozens of owl pellets in the dark woods muttering, "Take MY skeleton key, will you? Dumbass bird, just wait till I find... Once I get my fuckin key for my tomes you're gonna regret... shit ass bird where IS IT..." 0172