iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can't even meet your date in Constantinople anymore because of woke

Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes the quote "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are" pops into my head and I'm like oh, was that Tolkien? Le Guin? And then I remember that it was fuckin Mewtwo

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Recommending David Foster Wallace counts as misgendering me

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I no longer need a microphone in the pfp to tell when social media is suggesting a comedian for me to follow. I can see it in their eyes, in their smirk, in the utter instinctual Deep Knowledge that this person is absolutely every bit as insufferable to be around as I am.

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I should probably introduce myself, first of all I am at least 8 years old

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Transitioning MTF is like was that guy bothering you

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Me in the alternate dimension where I'm Australian: aur naur I'm traunsgaurndaur

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Paleolithic late-night comedian monologuing on the recent invention of verbal communication: have you heard about this

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

In an alternate timeline where J.K. Rowling isn't a transphobe, she would have come up with a trans witch called Dickhaver Deadname or something

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I am anti-astronaut. Get down from there

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You can't eat silica packets because they're endangered

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

(Me): Oh, it got chilly all of a sudden. Better close the window. Now, back to trying to write funnier jokes. (The ghost of Sam Kinison after his 8th unsuccessful attempt at possessing me to just do a metric ton of blow and scream at strangers): WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FAGGOT

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Michigan State Police now have this thing called the Angel Program for people addicted to hard drugs. How it works is: you go into any State Police station, say you're an addict, and they shoot you in the head. Then an angel comes down and plants a gun on your body

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The Illiad is the original twink death discourse

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Getting my blood checked for gay

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

When I was in driver's ed I asked what you're supposed to do about birds on the road and they said that if a bird doesn't avoid cars it would have died some other way. Insane lesson to take away from learning to drive. What did you learn today? "Some animals deserve to die."

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

"Hey, I'm kinda mad at you." - Powerless - Vague - Offers no solutions "Madam, I challenge you to a duel." - Confident - Solution-oriented - May result in sabers at dawn (hot)

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

How I look at my wife (she is imaginary but she is very tall and has a huge sword)

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Desperately need a tall brunette girl to hold my hand and tell me I'm being so brave while I respond to emails

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Like of course I want to see your collection of poisoned daggers queen, can I see what it looks like when you hold one to my throat? haha jk unless

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Sirens are such an unnecessary myth, I could be lured to my death by any woman under any pretense

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Your therapist should have access to your music app and if you listen to Radiohead for more than ten minutes an alarm goes off like you're having a heart attack

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

My greatest strengths, you ask? -Beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night -Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain -Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning -Stronger than the foundations of the Earth

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I Have No Smash, and I Must Mouth

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Desperately need there to be a situation where a guy betrays me so that I can call him a "cad" and a "viper." Needs to be a man for it to work; when women etc betray me it's just hot.

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

If my demands are not met by sunrise I am going to coat myself in jojoba oil and just be ooooh so slippery and you won't be able to catch me

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Really funny to imagine a mob guy trying to get my attention from across the street and just yelling out like "Ay, yo, Pronouns!"

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Friend: "Wow you have such nice penmanship!" Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Directing a play and changing my name to "Mommy" in the cast/crew group chat as a psyop

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Today I saw a dude do a kickflip and it was so sick the melon cup I was eating turned into mozzarella sticks

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

All failures are moral failures. You declared bankruptcy? The light in this world is diminished by your weakness. Can't do a cool kickflip? You are detestable in the eyes of God

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Braving the mist-veiled moors, clutching the runestone, howling to the gods as I try to cast the spell that will delete everything on my childhood deviantArt

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality

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2bit_natty (she/they) ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @2bitnatty.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Repost if you support trans women and think we're neato

a meme made by a friend whose name i have forgotten - girl-type ranma stands in front of a trans flag, her fist raised with determination

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

This song is so fuckin good. Not to be confident about my own work or anything but I'm a fuckin genius

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

All girls really want is to wear some sort of cloak that can be clasped with a broach or perhaps an amulet

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Look, there's no disputing that Cooking Mama is an immensely satisfying gaming experience on a sensory-motor level, I'm just saying it would also be cool to chain fireball spells and kill god

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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 28/02/2025

put a DNR in front of him and tell him it'll ban trans people from going to space or something

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Hey awkward teen boys who started playing 3.5 D&D in like 2004, how are you and how is HRT going for like 3/5 of your party members?

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

(Bursting into tears) "But doctor, I *AM* suckmachinefaggot420"

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Did I stay up writing way later than I should have? Yes. Were there way more important things I could have been doing? Also yes. Will anyone besides me ever read it? Certainly not. But goddamn it, my short story about a dragon kissing a wizard got DONE

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