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Wizard Boobs

@wizardboobs.bsky.social
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I know all the words to the 1997 hit single "Around the World" by renowned French EDM duo Daft Punk.

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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Transitioning MTF is like was that guy bothering you
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Getting my blood checked for gay
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How I look at my wife (she is imaginary but she is very tall and has a huge sword)
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Photo by Devon Coleman
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
new gender
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
is this anything
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Reality is disintegrating
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This signed 8x10 of Lycia Naff in Total Recall protects the entrance to my home like a bust of the twin faces of Janus and ensures good fortune when I travel beyond the threshold
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Ypsilanti, MI everybody
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Towards the start of the pandemic I stole so much sambuca from a Walmart that they stopped stocking it forever. You CAN make a difference.
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I fear nothing.
Tattoo flash art featuring Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager in both her drone and ex-Borg forms, surrounded by the text "I will adapt"
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Red pears are not born red, but rather acquire their distinctive coloration over time from a steady diet of shrimp and other crustaceans
A disembodied hand holds aloft a red pair in front of a cluttered refrigerator door
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The year is 124 CE. I am a Roman noblewoman newly arrived in the British Isles. An angry Saxon accosts me and tries to feed me a traditional sandwich of rat paste and piss eggs and I cleave him in twain with my gladius
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Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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