Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Transitioning MTF is like was that guy bothering you 010
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026How I look at my wife (she is imaginary but she is very tall and has a huge sword) 000
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton 030
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people 010
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive 010
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality 000
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This signed 8x10 of Lycia Naff in Total Recall protects the entrance to my home like a bust of the twin faces of Janus and ensures good fortune when I travel beyond the threshold 030
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Towards the start of the pandemic I stole so much sambuca from a Walmart that they stopped stocking it forever. You CAN make a difference. 000
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Red pears are not born red, but rather acquire their distinctive coloration over time from a steady diet of shrimp and other crustaceans 140
Wizard Boobs @wizardboobs.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The year is 124 CE. I am a Roman noblewoman newly arrived in the British Isles. An angry Saxon accosts me and tries to feed me a traditional sandwich of rat paste and piss eggs and I cleave him in twain with my gladius 020