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@witty.bsky.social
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My 9 Games #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/d0f9316...
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The 9 Games That Make Me, Me | My 9 Games
Pick the 9 games you love most and share them. Take a look at the 9 games shared on this page.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry Vee 😭❤️
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Really, alt text is amazing.
Black and white cat holds rear paw close to face with front paws to blot out to harsh overhead lighting. She lounges in a desk basket with plush trim, hovering above an office space including a couch against a purple wall.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The cats have been freed, but.. my privacy is removed.
Beanie baby sits in a bathroom vanity, curious about her human’s toilet habits.
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Whatcha say? How about re-post at least? This Pride, let’s try to support each other, yeah?
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Great news, we’ve implemented snare trapping solar technology to entice Beanie Baby into a false sense of security. We’ll get our coffee back soon.
Beanie baby, a tuxedo cat, is sunbathing. She has her back against a beige carpet with the sun from a skylight illuminating part of her body. She has multiple paws visible.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We found the actual thief - Beanie Baby. Unfortunately, all cats are currently at large.
Beanie Baby, a tuxedo cat, steals a sweet coffee beverage housed in a plastic cup from her human. The remnants of whipped cream are present in the coffee cup.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have terrible news for you all. Mister Hero has been put in jail. There’s only one way to recover mister hero from Jail. You know what you must do.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yet another photo of mister hero, he desires Helena to be happy. Consider donating.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Additional motivation. Please observe Mr. Hero as he lays a belly trap. The uninitiated may think he’s asking for belly rubs. He is, but the moment you get close enough to rub him, he’ll dash toward the food bowl.
Tuxedo cat laying on his back with his front paws upright, folded inward on himself.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Consider this image of Beanie Baby as you make your decisions. There could be more of these.
A tuxedo cat with black and pink toe beans lounges in a soft blue cat bed. In the background, there’s some moderate art - including a framed terrified Broccoli floret with the words “Eat your” above it, and “Veggies” beneath.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hey, I think it'd be cool if Helena, a Chilean trans woman currently in Canada, is able to remain in Canada for as long as Chile has anti-trans folks in power doing anti-trans things. Uhm, if you can and feel so inclined, I'll be happy to return the favor in cat pictures posted here to my bsky.
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Donate to Help me fund my refugee asylum claim in Canada, organized by Helena Real
Summary: I'm a Chilean trans lesbian who's looking for refuge from persecut… Helena Real needs your support for Help me fund my refugee asylum claim in Canada
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Pictured: two tuxedo cats. One, Mr. Hero lies with his paws in the air and belly exposed while the other, Beanie Baby, lays against Mr. Hero’s hind quarters. A sun beam warms a portion of Beanie Baby’s body.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Fix your wrinkles, shower with your flag. 🤘🏻
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Helena Real 🏳️‍⚧️ @helenareal.northsky.social · 31/01/2026
Going live in 5 minutes here playing @magpiegames.bsky.social Temeraire TTRPG! www.twitch.tv/magpiegameso...
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Silk, Smoke and Scales: A Minuet of Dragons | Temeraire TTRPG Oneshot
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It’s been a bit since these babies have seen the blue sky.
Two tuxedo cats lounge on a grey couch. The smaller cat is resting her head on the other’s haunches next to a cable tie, also on the larger cat’s hip.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What a twisted story.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Last cat photo of the old apartment!
Two tuxedo cats, one named Mr. Hero, the other named Beanie Baby, nestle together in a gray hammock attached to a cat tower with a view of nature in the window.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
FWIW: did not get COVID at SREcon last week. 👍🏻
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Oh heck, is your headset broken?
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Glad to read it’s still part of standard practice to test after a trip. Been doing that all this time but I started feeling silly. 😅
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I just want an LLM which cites its sources.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
There was a Super Bowl?
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This is a good goal. A man once told me that I “needed to have greater goals than ‘keeping this job’ if I wanted to keep this job.” He ended up giving me a raise by the end of the year and I helped him grow his sense of humor.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Learning is a type.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I had a small chat with an alt-right relative about this very thing this morning. Apparently there’s a Roosevelt 1906/7 meme going around abt English, and Roosevelt was part of a sponsor for a shortened English language as well. The gist: languages evolve over time; if you understand, that matters.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Please decorate the Ethernet cables as you drag them across the ceiling and moulding.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Two tuxedo cats sunbathe near a fan.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
There’s a special feeling in autumn as the sun sets and the rain drips on leaves in the distance to soak into the dirt. A cool chill in my toes and the warmth of my cats on my chest. ❤️ I long for these moments.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
They’re always here for me ❤️
Two Tuxedo cats are cuddling on top of a Legend of Zelda throw blanket. Behind them is a windowsill with several damp leaves.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I always get distracted by folks replying in ycomb/hackernoon and spend too much time reading comments I didn’t want to. Not sure why it was easier for me to ignore twitter replies over the others, but I’ll have to adapt in this new world. Thanks for the tip!
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
The “Lists” function of twitter was the curation method that removed all other sources than tweets authored by folks I wanted to read and knew weren’t toxic.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I found a method of curation that worked (at the time, it’s broken now) so I could keep up to date with tech trends and social issues while not bogging myself down with the responses of bad actors. If I wanted to learn more, I used a search engine to learn more rather than read the toxic replies.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
“You left this here”
Tuxedo cat stands next to a drawer and, on the floor, a drawstring bag labeled XPower.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
I opened a window does this count?
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
It has been many weeks. Please enjoy a cat on a couch.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Been a while, here’s another cat photo
Tuxedo cat indicates interest in empty strawberry pudding cup by licking the fur underneath his nose - picture shows the underside of the cat’s tongue, captured during a lick.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Today’s cat photo is an absolute cuddle puddle.
Two tuxedo cats cuddle in a cat tree hammock, with green leaves in the background.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Ah, I have committed a grammatical error in a place without an edit button. I’ll forever be shamed.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Been a few days, time for another wfh cat picture.
A heavy tuxedo cat cuddles in the emanating warmth of a laptop and it’s dock while contemplating the meaning of the universe, her focus far out of the window.
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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Haven’t ever short form social media. Are cat pictures acceptable?
A heavy tuxedo cat lounging in a sun ray on light brown carpet.
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