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Witty

@witty.bsky.social

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Really, alt text is amazing.

Black and white cat holds rear paw close to face with front paws to blot out to harsh overhead lighting. She lounges in a desk basket with plush trim, hovering above an office space including a couch against a purple wall.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The cats have been freed, but.. my privacy is removed.

Beanie baby sits in a bathroom vanity, curious about her human’s toilet habits.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Great news, we’ve implemented snare trapping solar technology to entice Beanie Baby into a false sense of security. We’ll get our coffee back soon.

Beanie baby, a tuxedo cat, is sunbathing. She has her back against a beige carpet with the sun from a skylight illuminating part of her body. She has multiple paws visible.

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

We found the actual thief - Beanie Baby. Unfortunately, all cats are currently at large.

Beanie Baby, a tuxedo cat, steals a sweet coffee beverage housed in a plastic cup from her human. The remnants of whipped cream are present in the coffee cup.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I have terrible news for you all. Mister Hero has been put in jail. There’s only one way to recover mister hero from Jail. You know what you must do.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Yet another photo of mister hero, he desires Helena to be happy. Consider donating.

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Additional motivation. Please observe Mr. Hero as he lays a belly trap. The uninitiated may think he’s asking for belly rubs. He is, but the moment you get close enough to rub him, he’ll dash toward the food bowl.

Tuxedo cat laying on his back with his front paws upright, folded inward on himself.

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Consider this image of Beanie Baby as you make your decisions. There could be more of these.

A tuxedo cat with black and pink toe beans lounges in a soft blue cat bed. In the background, there’s some moderate art - including a framed terrified Broccoli floret with the words “Eat your” above it, and “Veggies” beneath.

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Pictured: two tuxedo cats. One, Mr. Hero lies with his paws in the air and belly exposed while the other, Beanie Baby, lays against Mr. Hero’s hind quarters. A sun beam warms a portion of Beanie Baby’s body.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

It’s been a bit since these babies have seen the blue sky.

Two tuxedo cats lounge on a grey couch. The smaller cat is resting her head on the other’s haunches next to a cable tie, also on the larger cat’s hip.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Last cat photo of the old apartment!

Two tuxedo cats, one named Mr. Hero, the other named Beanie Baby, nestle together in a gray hammock attached to a cat tower with a view of nature in the window.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 15/05/2024

Two tuxedo cats sunbathe near a fan.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

They’re always here for me ❤️

Two Tuxedo cats are cuddling on top of a Legend of Zelda throw blanket. Behind them is a windowsill with several damp leaves.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

“You left this here”

Tuxedo cat stands next to a drawer and, on the floor, a drawstring bag labeled XPower.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

It has been many weeks. Please enjoy a cat on a couch.

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 05/06/2023

Been a while, here’s another cat photo

Tuxedo cat indicates interest in empty strawberry pudding cup by licking the fur underneath his nose - picture shows the underside of the cat’s tongue, captured during a lick.

Witty @witty.bsky.social · 17/05/2023

Today’s cat photo is an absolute cuddle puddle.

Two tuxedo cats cuddle in a cat tree hammock, with green leaves in the background.

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

Been a few days, time for another wfh cat picture.

A heavy tuxedo cat cuddles in the emanating warmth of a laptop and it’s dock while contemplating the meaning of the universe, her focus far out of the window.

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Witty @witty.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Haven’t ever short form social media. Are cat pictures acceptable?

A heavy tuxedo cat lounging in a sun ray on light brown carpet.

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