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The Witzelsucht Memorandum by Jeffrey Sacks. Sources groomed over 40 years in the administrative deep state, including Trump/RFK Jr. serfs who sought us out for a sympathetic ear & single malt. "Where Top-Hat, Red-Carpet Service is Practically A Motto!"

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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 16h
Month from now: "Eight months free salary for all military who retire in the next 30 days!" Year from now: "Desperately Seeking Skills: How DOGE's Purging Ranks, Cutting 'Woke' Divisions ('Transport') Left America's Military Unable to Carry Out Core Functions" (WSJ)
theguardian.com
Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare
A year after his explosive tenure at Doge, the SpaceX CEO is back in the Trump administration’s good graces
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well it wasn't like it was a long journey!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Department of War responded, "Griping is a hallowed soldiers' pastime, as WWII cartoonist Bill Mauldin documented with his lovable GI's, Willie and Joe. It means nothing."
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just when we thought all the good nicknames had already been thought of!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"American farmers' crops can use the extra hour of sunlight year round!" -President calling for permanent Daylight Savings Time
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even Trump's own FI -Fake Intelligence- might sometimes report the truth if the question is worded carefully!
America.gov admits the President is a criminal
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The GOP is infected with SDS -Socialism Derangement Syndrome- and now it's spreading to "centrist" Dems! Stop SDS with a dose of the Common Sense vax -MAGAts won't get that vax 'cause "common sense" sounds too much like "communism."
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was it too trans for transit?
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Law according to Johnny Cash says Christa Pike must be set free: They tried to hang me in Oakland And they did in Francisco. I wouldn't choke, I broke the rope And they had to let me go. -"Bad News"
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Bad News
YouTube video by Johnny Cash - Topic
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon's hacked health records confirm: Elon is Low T.
huffpost.com
Hegseth Says Musk Will Co-Lead Pentagon Initiative On ‘Future Of Warfare’
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So he's gonna fuck up the army next?
theguardian.com
Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare
A year after his explosive tenure at Doge, the SpaceX CEO is back in the Trump administration’s good graces
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AWKWAAAAAAARRD!!!
cbsnews.com
White House's new AI website says Trump lost 2020 election
Major Garrett remarks on the White House's new AI website, America.gov, which shoots down a common refrain from President Trump about the 2020 election.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which oppressed minority group is bigger, and, which one includes YOUR Trumpy family members? 1. People who still believe Trump never lost an election, or 2. People PRETENDING to still believe Trump never lost an election? www.cbsnews.com/video/white-...
cbsnews.com
White House's new AI website says Trump lost 2020 election
Major Garrett remarks on the White House's new AI website, America.gov, which shoots down a common refrain from President Trump about the 2020 election.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you've lost the MAGA-wannabe commenters at the Daily Mail...
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A life highlight was seeing one of George Jones' yearly shows at the WWWV Music Hall in Wheeling, WVa in the late 90s, but guess we must not like Country since we haven't heard this one song on XM Outlaw Country yet?
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
White, drunk aggressive Reggae artist: Mob Barley
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lock up Mike Waltz in Fulsome Prison, and throw away the warden.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Them's not midgets, them's Texans with the bullshit let out!" -Belle Barth, "If I Embarrass You, Tell Your Friends," After Hours records, 1960
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You Tube and everyone else not airing the ads are afraid of pissing him off. He doesn't have to worry about pissing himself off, and there's a buck to be made. Guess he's the better capitalist.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wit Memo's HHS sources reveal MAHA's latest target: motorcycle helmets. From next week's press release: "Are mandatory helmet laws killing people? MAHA exposes how Big Safety conspired with loony left bureaucrats to deny American riders their God-given right to feel the wind in their hair!" 1/2
Motorcycle helmet
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Witzelsucht (vit'sel-zookt) [Ger.] a mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by the making of poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at which the patient himself is intensely amused. --Dorland's Medical Dictionary. www.witmemo.com
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GREAT writing...but way scarier than the day we spent in Chicago, where we espied Saul Bellow, Ann Landers, Michael Jordan, Milton Friedman and Oprah Winfrey flying kites together in the 40-knot lakeside breeze while sharing an odd baked concoction they'd whimsically dubbed "deep dish pizza."
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"This election was NOT ABOUT ME, I WASN'T ON THE BALLOTS!! And it was RIGGED!!!" - Truth Social, Wednesday November 4, we hope!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So ya know who your dealing with.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If he beats the rap, he's got a cushy job waiting as Hegseth's Dep Sec! www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
'Looksmaxxing' influencer 'Clavicular' charged with rape in Massachusetts
Authorities allege Braden Peters drugged a woman before assaulting her in May. He denies the charges.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have any influencers ever considered teaching CONSENTmaxxing?!? Maybe as part of a graduate seminar in "Being A Decent Man," or even just "How To Stay Out of Jail 101"? www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
'Looksmaxxing' influencer 'Clavicular' charged with rape in Massachusetts
Authorities allege Braden Peters drugged a woman before assaulting her in May. He denies the charges.
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Is It OK to Hate Canada Now?" (Townhall) Quick answer: NO. Especially not NOW. townhall.com/columnists/a...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/09/2026
White House official Peter Navarro says it's "treasonous" for White House reporters to accurately report things like the fact that the Iran war is going poorly for the US
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time to bring Senator Dick Armey out of retirement!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Democracy Dies At The Mere Suggestion That Maybe Unregulated, Dog-Eat-Dog, Vulture Giga-Capitalism Might Not Always Produce The Best Outcomes For Everyone" -WP Pitchbot
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Georgia O'keeffe's flowers -like these now at the National Gallery- remind Wit Memo of SOMETHING we KNOW we've seen before ... we can't quite put our finger on it, but it's right at the tip of our tongue!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WIT MEMO tried to see the White House, this is as close as you get. Can't even see the messed up part.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Accused of using racially offensive ads, Trump asks, "what's wrong with being a little racy?
apnews.com
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump to America: "We are all Bo French!"
axios.com
Texas nominees' racist, vulgar remarks receive mixed GOP reaction
The candidates haven't deleted the posts.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When ruining a Reflecting Pool just isn't enough!
mediaite.com
Kennedy Center Board Votes to Close After Judge's Decision
The Kennedy Center's board has voted to shut down after a judge rejected yet another bid to add President Donald Trump's name to the facility.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
DC Federal Courthouse, 5/25
Ed Martin loves Nazis!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
VANCE TO AMERICA: "It's not racist to say darker-skinned people are dirtier if I genuinely believe they are. Also, what's so bad about being a little racy"?"
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wit Memo loves The New Yorker: takes guts it took to admit they had no idea til now that DC has a type of popular music called "go-go"! ("Who knew that go-go, a percussion-heavy funk sub-genre, is Washington's official music?" 7/20/26)
T shirt for Experience Unlimited's song "Doin' Da Butt," from the Spike Lee movie "School Daze."
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just in from OAN: Vice President Declares Darker-Skinned Americans 'Dirty'!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peter Navarro finally produces evidence the 2020 election was "stollen"!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just in from GOP HQ: "The GOP's position on abortion has been consistent and unwavering. Abortion should be rare, discouraged, and limited only to billionaires' mistresses and teen daughters. And teen mistresses, just to close any loopholes."
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are you troubled by journalists and their pesky, biased "gotcha" questions? Call the law firm of Bonesaw and Bonespurs today!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found the election cheaters!
newrepublic.com
Trump Makes Crowd Swear Pledge to “Cheat Like Hell” This Election
Donald Trump led the audience at the Republican midterm convention in a chilling oath.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wit Memo visits Lake Trump!
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