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The Witzelsucht Memorandum by Jeffrey Sacks. Sources groomed over 40 years in the administrative deep state, including Trump/RFK Jr. serfs who sought us out for a sympathetic ear & single malt. "Where Top-Hat, Red-Carpet Service is Practically A Motto!"

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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 5h
Note: he doesn't really like steak
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 5h
But we're still voting for him!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 5h
The Bezos Post! Leading the fight to crush any suggestion that late-stage, dog-eat-dog, private equity-fueled vulture capitalism just might not always produce the best result for society in general each and every time!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 6h
Dunking on the Bee on FB is so, so easy!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 6h
How 'bout FI - Fake Intelligence!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 6h
Why buy food? You'll only just eat it.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 6h
Sounds like a challenge... to MAHA!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 7h
The First Escort
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 7h
And?!?!?
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 7h
Laying the ground work and greasing the wheels for the Vance administration!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 8h
What's wrong with being social?
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 8h
'Cause murder is funny?!?
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 8h
We're not. We're voting Democratic.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 8h
The best evidence he's not is the sheer number of grown, adult women, most with the same look, whom Trump is known to have sex groped over the years, like EJC and Jessica Leeds.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 8h
Bet Elon calling Trump a kiddie diddler wasn't on YOUR bingo card!😆
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 8h
That purple blotch on Trump's hand? Her blood.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 12h
When asked if this action could be seen as racist, Secretary Hegseth replied, "what's wrong with being a little racy?"
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 12h
When asked if this action could be seen as racist, Secretary Hegseth replied, "what's wrong with being a little racy?"
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 12h
"Trump deserves a third term!"
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 12h
He should sue his legs for non-support.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
Judging by the judge's picture, we're guessing she's not a Trump appointee!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
Law according to Johnny Cash says Christa Pike must be set free: They tried to hang me in Oakland And they did in Francisco. I wouldn't choke, I broke the rope And they had to let me go. -"Bad News"
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
Best pies are in the North!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
The GOP has to keep running things so Bill Maher can still use trans people as a punchline.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
The crowd in charge pines for the good ol' days of the 50s, when cars were king, bikes were kids' toys, and if you got run over crossing or walking in the street it was your own damn fault. They laughed at Biden not for falling off a bike so much as for riding one in the first place.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
Also applies to Wit Memo's former employer, the executive branch agencies, now struggling to hire qualified attorneys to replace one lost in the DOGE purge, so they can do the work the law requires.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
And in DOGE-speak, "waste" means not giving that $$$ to Elon and his ilk in the form of tax cuts, no-bid government contracts, and outright pelf!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 13h
When DOGE decided that "fraud and abuse" means using our resources to give regular Americans a teeny bit of healthcare and security, so they don't have to work right up to the moment they die of old age or sooner from treatable ailments.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 14h
Shut up and stick to melting down when you see a Santa who's not White!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 14h
And they still will vote for him! Come when you've got some news.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 14h
No one who's ever said on social media that "feminism is cancer" should be allowed to own firearms.
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NY Post: "Thank You President Trump!"
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We got nuthin'!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Department of War responded, "Griping is a hallowed soldiers' pastime, as WWII cartoonist Bill Mauldin documented with his lovable GI's, Willie and Joe. It means nothing."
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No costume, no candy
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Month from now: "Eight months free salary for all military who retire in the next 30 days!" Year from now: "Desperately Seeking Skills: How DOGE's Purging Ranks, Cutting 'Woke' Divisions ('Transport') Left America's Military Unable to Carry Out Core Functions" (WSJ)
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Month from now: "Eight months free salary for all military who retire in the next 30 days!" Year from now: "Desperately Seeking Skills: How DOGE's Purging Ranks, Cutting 'Woke' Divisions ('Transport') Left America's Military Unable to Carry Out Core Functions" (WSJ)
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Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare
A year after his explosive tenure at Doge, the SpaceX CEO is back in the Trump administration’s good graces
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
-#31: another reason to ride motorcycles
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why Leather Rules no. 17
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sleep when the baby sleeps?
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait, are you doing this just to "own" MAGA, make MAGA "heads explode"? If so, then... Good! Bravo [chef's kiss]!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're surprised with a President who appointed Paul Ingrassia and Ed Martin to high DOJ posts??
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The Day Trump Became President"!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DOGE II, The Sequel: Y'all Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!
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Wit Memo @witmemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump Says Shit That Gets Bsky All A-Twitter! In other news, water in France is low.
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