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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️

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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Please clap, (with tons of help) I built my first pc (which will be the first desktop I've had in something like 20 yrs)
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loading screen tips 💜
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
???
Witcher 3 screenshot with the caption:

"Places of Interest

Your mom's labia is nice this time of year."
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How are you the first??? Trailblazer! 🥂🍾
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Restore the crystal fic it's the one that matters 🔮
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Exactly!!! But I have also given up worrying about masc-ing at work I'm back in dresses and skirts and if anyone doubts the pronouns in the email signature that's on them 💜
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😻💘
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you are seeing this message, shut down your computer IMMEDIATELY.
This image shows a computer desktop with various folders and pop-ups. A large pop-up warns against subscribing to The Onion, with a message from InfoWars about The Onion Membership. Another smaller pop-up suggests The Onion will make you gay. And that's true. It will.
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rattling my bars bc you won't let me seeeeee 💀
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am once again saying alt text is for accessibility, not for additional hidden jokes on an image
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 12/07/2026
"The fact that is SAYS fourteen pancakes, and then I have to make MORE, because I was LIED TO by the PANCAKE-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX--" (Holly is making pancakes)
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"I hate when there are old women in the media who are portrayed as evil/ugly" none of you respect the archetype of The Crone and it shows.
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I love you Creature 💘
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Say cunt with your whole chest!!! Become unmarketable!!
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"I want to do wholesome things with you" Wrong! The preferred terminology is "I want to fuck you like an animal"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A digitially drawn and rather disrespectful parody of the risible, kitschy but still weirdly famous painting by Archibald Willard called 'Spirit of '76'. In this version, as in the original, three figures are marching across uneven ground with smoke and haze rising in the background as if in the aftermath of a military action. Our three subjects, who are all skeletons btw, are marching in line. On the right wearing a blue 18th century military jacket with goldish trim, the shredded remains of kneepants, and with a bloodied bandage around his bare cranium is a skeleton playing a humerus like it's a fife. To his right is another skeleton this one wearing a kind of vest and a tattered white shirt (no pants!) and whispy remnants of white hair cling to his skull. He has three human skulls hung by a strap around his neck and sitting waist level that he's playing with more arm bones for drum sticks. And to his right is the skeleton of a youn boy in another blue military uniform with a tricorner hat. He has an actual drum but again he is playing it with bones and also the left side of his face, head and shoulder are quite on fire as looks a bit pleadingly to the older skeleton next to him. Rising behind the marchers through the smoke an tumult is the kind of American flag with a ring of 13 stars in the blue field, and two of the red stripes have been modified into rough lettering that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. A corner of that flag might be a little on fire too.
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 21/06/2026
Hey, have you checked out my shiny new online shop? I've got print and ebook copies of GOTH WESTERN and some fun legfish pins, and everything is 25% off through the end of Pride Month! shop.bonyfish.net
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 20/06/2026
Weigh your. . .. . .. centipede.. Place your .. .. . ... centipede... in the bag
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
And ideally in different formats in case a file gets corrupted!!!
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It has been 0️⃣ days since I’ve promoted Stone Butch Blues, which you can read completely for free online www.lesliefeinberg.net
lesliefeinberg.net
LESLIE FEINBERG
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every day I fail to understand why this generation of queer & trans people, in this current political climate, went “you know what we should try again? Lesbian separatism :)”
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
You deserve to be openly trans!! The happiness from being perceived as you want to be is worth it!!!!
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Today is Pippin’s 10th birthday!!!! 💝
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I have somehow managed to crochet the bodice of a dress that almost makes Elvira look modest
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Uhhhh yeah can I get one metallic caged jester please
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/04/2026
I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The detective is on the case 🔎
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You are such an icon truly nobody is doing it like you 💖
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Annalise @annalisejensen.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Got this idea in a dream of a hot lady engraving armour on a butch knight , akin to a tattoo artist. Now im itching to draw a sapphic paranormal comic 😮‍💨. I gotta stop
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
In straight relationships, which of them lays eggs and which of them is the host for the parasite?
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Feels like a good day for my best hat.
A gray embroidered hat that says “I had my sexual awakening during the critically acclaimed film ALIEN (1979)”
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
At what point are y’all gonna give up on CoD yaoi I’m dead serious
HuffPost article “absolutely terrifying: white house posts video of Iran strikes mixed with call of duty clips to brag about war” by Jazmin Tolliver march 5, 2026
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
NO
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 17/02/2026
Greetings from The Abyss
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 16/02/2026
Greetings from the hole in this tree.
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 12/02/2026
I got the job I applied for (very exciting!!) and my beau just showed up to surprise me with congratulatory muffins and also a log of mozzarella cheese, which they produced from their pocket.
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 08/02/2026
I forgot about hourly comics #hourlycomicsday #hourlycomics
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 08/02/2026
I'm back home where my computer (with drawing tablet) is so the quality of these has risen precipitously. #hourlycomics #hourlycomicsday
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 08/02/2026
Another #hourlycomics #hourlycomicsday
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 26/01/2026
Greetings
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
To be clear I know gaming isn’t the priority right now. But it’s impossible to not pair war propaganda with war crimes and I’ve felt like I’ve been losing my mind watching fellow queer people embrace this series uncritically. youtu.be/FtCV421T52s?...
youtu.be
Does Call of Duty Believe in Anything?
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hey maybe it’s time for queer gamers to rethink your loyalty to the CoD franchise. This is exactly what we’ve been saying for years. It’s literally used to train and recruit.
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 22/01/2026
I was telling my beau about the container of perfectly good strawberries I rescued from the Sam's Club parking lot and they told me they're happy for me and also that I'm very handsome.
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 13/01/2026
I wrote up my own experiences with Hiveworks in more detail on tumblr, if folks are interested in reading: gothwestern.tumblr.com/post/8055857…
gothwestern.tumblr.com
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 12/01/2026
The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at: cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
Hiveworks Guild logo. Two bees sitting on a bee hive holding hands.
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your pal livali @livali.bonyfish.net · 09/01/2026
(Context: Holly is crocheting a shawl) Me: "It grows in breadth and power..." Holly, pleasantly: "Like a fungus."
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yes. Goths 🖤
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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WitcherTits ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ @witchertits.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ohhh you should take a video, I want to hear his meows 😭💕💕💕
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finn ⚔️ @whimsywolf.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
being normal and regular
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