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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do

A phallic photo of a large piece of nephrite jade screenshotted from facebook marketplace

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My partner thought cloaca was “that game you love and got that t shirt of”

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve been away for twelve days so I brought him home a gay little monkey, I think he likes it

My dog Patches, a border collie, sleeping on my side of the bed and cuddling a colourful monkey plush

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Managed to get this from my bed, perfect stats skarmory just as I’m considering which one to work towards mega evolving

Screenshot from pokemon go showing a skarmory with perfect stats

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Had a dream that roller coasters added a “seat” to the front of where you just sorta dangled from a rope

Photo of a rollercoaster in motion with a drawn on metal “arm” and a rope hanging from the end of the arm. There is a person in a suit holding onto the rope

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Why doesn’t the river flow like this ? Is it stupid

Screenshot of satellite map of a river meandering and nearly doubling back on itself to form an oxbow lake near Kampong Ukong in Malaysia.

There is an arrow drawn onto the image, in the wrong direction, that cuts off the meandering and indicates a straight line

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Did you know that bigfoot sightings overlap near perfectly with the range of the american black bear, indicating a potential symbiotic relationship between these two incredible species

A range map depicting bigfoot sightings and american black bear sightings. There is an image superimposed on the left of a black bear standing upright on two legs with a caption below saying “fun fact: black bears have often been recorded standing and walking on their hind legs”

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Spam can be fun with funky basses it turns out

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don’t want generative ai, I want actors to do extensive stock photo shoots before they get their big break

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Patches getting his beauty sleep

Patches, our border collie, sleeping between us with his face smushed against the pillow so that his mouth is held open on the left side. It makes him look goofy

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Finally a socially acceptable way to kiss while we piss

Double urinal where both users have to look at each other while peeing

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Oh to cut my hair or let it grow

Selfie with long fringe, trimmed short beard and tidy moustache. Shirtless, and wearing glasses with round silver frames

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Monday is a good enough reason to share picture of dog :)

A collie dog looking to the left while sitting on a paved tarmac, grass distant behind. Between his front paws is an orange and blue ball

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Any time I see this sign this is what I imagine

An orange street construction sign saying “caution: heavy plant crossing”

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasising about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026