Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh, doggone it! Yesterday WAS important, wasn't it? ... Bah. I always thought treating just one day as that important was going to rock the boat. "██████, week long festivals will ruin our flow! They'll all get sick of it!" Loooook who's laughin' now! Wa ha ha ha! 100
Reposted by Old Man.GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everything is important. Either that, or nothing is... I prefer the former. 001
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Green is in season," ye say? ... Well, alright. Set 'em up and I'll handle the rest! 020
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ah, yeah, I remember that one! The so-called "prequel" to Lord of the Hammer had a pretty impressive spin on it made a while after it came out... got to see it myself! "The lone knight, forced to stop disaster when the world ran and hid..." ... Wa ha ha! The author sure had a lotta heart! 011
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Well, I'm not much a master of anything. But you can ask what you'd like! I might even have a real answer at the end of it! 610
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just a lucky guess! I usually swing harder for a crossword, those ones will ALWAYS have y' thinkin'! 000
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[ Tapping a fist to his chest. ] ... Ooh! Bit hoarse, the ol' talkbox. Sorry 'bout that. Maybe it's time to get a new tea box going after all. 000
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Oh! Some'a y'all haven't even met the guy... ah, I guess he was pretty skittish around new folks... He's nice. Real nice. Good heart, and a steel-trap mind, no doubt! I think ya'd like 'im. Maybe one of these days... 010
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Papyrus! Oh, yeah, 'course I know of it! Those ancient folks were right smart for it. Back in my day - well, this was right when they were making it a reality, now - the idea of taking a river plant was so farfetched... Gyahaha! Lookit the future, though! Reams of the stuff everywhere y'... 110
Reposted by Old Man.xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025⠀ THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT (BUT I ALSO KINDA WANTED TO!) spamton g. spamton. real boy, dealmaker, totally legit businessman. more info below. written by eli :) #deltarunerp / #rpsky ⠀ 1100100
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026/ oookay i got a year's supply of follows to catch up on. here me go 000
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Whoop! Slept through me alarm... Hope I didn't miss nothing too important, now. WAHAHA! 110
Reposted by Old Man.— crash. ⚠️ @click4nothing.bsky.social · 13/07/2025p lease don't buy anything. i'm begging oin my hands and knees for you not to fucking buy anything ⚠ •°• ══════════════ DELTARUNE OC — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️⚠️ ⚠ #DELTARUNERP ⚠ #MVRP ⚠ #RPSKY ⚠media.tenor.coma computer screen with a recycle bin and a delete window on itAlt: MY LIFE GOING INTO THE TRASH BIN 13738
Reposted by Old Man.🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 03/07/2025* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing. * Who's Mike?! Who is he?! * 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲 [ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]media.tenor.coma pixel art of a frog standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it .Alt: A sped up gif of the Green Pippins from Chapter 4 of Deltarune gesturing wildly in front of a conspiracy board. 18281
Reposted by Old Man.𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝑜𝓇 @lostnextdoor.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ Noelle sips the OldTea! It... huh. This is definitely out of date. Still, it tastes warm and... almost nostalgic. Another sip, and she smiles. Like remembering an old story she once read. +80 HP, and her MEMORY goes up by 5! There's more in mind now. ] 011
Reposted by Old Man.Doggo Galahad @rebellingcanine.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@wisewcrds.bsky.social [Doggo sips the GersonTea.] Wow, this is just...Straight up tea! Like my grandma would make. It's nostalgic. But... Kinda makes me feel regret... [+100 HP... And a toast to the heavens.] 011
Reposted by Old Man.SUSIE!!! @violentaxgirl.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ Susie drinks the OldTea! It tastes, well, old. A bit stale. But warmth blooms in her chest like a promise, and she can't help a small nostalgic smile. Somehow, it feels comforting, like someone who cares. +100 HP, and her next OKHeal is stronger! ] 011
Reposted by Old Man.* 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚄𝚙 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 . @ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ * GersonTea ] [ * For some reason, as you drink the tea ... ] [ * You feel your body grow slower . Heavier . ] [ * ... and yet, you feel like it's all gonna be okay . ] [ +30 HP, 70% ATK INCREASE, -100% SPEED DECREASE ] 011
Reposted by Old Man.— SUSIE .ᐟ @braveaxebuster.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@wisewcrds.bsky.social * ( susie drank the Old Tea. ) huh. tastes like. . . how coffee smells. always liked that way better. (it's the kinda warmth that spreads right out to your fingertips. . .) ( +140 HP! ) 011
Reposted by Old Man.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⁺‧₊˚ ཐི 𝕸𝑬𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑰. @namethefallen.bsky.social · 01/07/2025⠀ [ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ] 【 +??? HP? 】 ⟢ . . . This flavor is oddly nostalgiac . ⟢ But for some reason, I fail to place what it is . Every time I get close, it seems to fade from memory or be ever so slightly different . ⠀ 021
Reposted by Old Man.• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · 01/07/2025* @wisewcrds.bsky.social * +55 HP. He can almost taste the fire that dried out the leaves. 011
Reposted by Old Man.❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ✋︎💧︎☠︎❼︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎ @fatestrung.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@wisewcrds.bsky.social * You sip the old man’s tea. * It tastes familiar, and sweet. A bitter undertone suggests it’s near it’s expiration date… + HP fully restored. 011
Reposted by Old Man.* BERDLY 🌐 @smartracers.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ + 120 HP! ] Hmm... Oolong tea. There's something comforting about it. 011
Reposted by Old Man.ᵎ!ᵎ 𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐕𝐒. @blackwallprotocol.bsky.social · 01/07/2025⠀ [ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ] { +50 HP. } * TASTES LIKE [[hot cocoa]]!!! * AND... * [[f r e e d o m .]] ⠀ 011
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 01/07/2025[ * Gerson's study is filled with the whistle of a kettle... ] 17240
Reposted by Old Man.PRINCE OF THE DARK. @lonelyfluffyprince.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Susie... Kris... as long as... There's any pain I can take in your place... I'll be there, okay? [ #UTRP | #DTRP | #RPSKY | 🧣 ] 01411
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025[ * He'll pretend to not see through it. ] If ye say so. [ * He looks through his options... rook in front of one of their checkers pieces? Queen teleporting to the opposite end and telefragging a bishop? ...No. Too risky. Too unfair. ] [ * He loads a pawn onto one of his rooks. ] 000
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025[ * World's fastest pawn. Gerson accepts this as a time to play subtle, and has his pawntank retreat back to its starting location. ] Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner? [ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ] 211
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025First blood! I'll be... ye really got a knack for this stuff, kiddo. [ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ] ... Lessee, now... [ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ] Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that? 000
Reposted by Old Man.✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025no ofense but i domt think he realy looks like you all that much. are you adopted 011
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025/ i hope frisk and gerson just keep doing stupid fusion rules forever. this is very silly 120
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025HA! S'pose so. Maybe we oughta play more... keep me mind sharp. [ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ] It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it! [ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ] 000
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025[ * He looks at the knight, looks to Frisk in confusion... ] ... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that. [ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ] 010
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025[ * Alright. Standard procedure, he's pretty sure... ] [ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ] [ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ] 000
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025[ * Hearing the commotion from his study, Gerson peeks his head out -- yes, two sanctuaries and several floors away -- to watch the Titan battle. ] WA HA HA! Look at 'em go! ... Surprised they didn't ask me t' come along. Maybe they were tryin' te prove they could do it 'emselves... 120
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025[ * He hasn't, but does he have to be? Frisk is like ten times younger than him, which means he has like 1000% more chess power. This is backed by science. ] ... Think white normally goes first, but I like yer spirit, sprout! [ * He takes one of the men and slides it up and to the left. ] 110
Reposted by Old Man.༗. ݁˖ 𝕽𝑶𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮. @roaringtitan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴛʜᴇ 𝕾𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕸𝑰𝑵𝑫. ⠀ ⠀ 15452
Reposted by Old Man.— ƎNA !? @vacillati0n.bsky.social · 05/05/2025“Why is evewyone punching me so softwy today!? QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB!!” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]media.tenor.coma cartoon of a blue and yellow bird standing in front of a crowd of peopleALT: a cartoon of a blue and yellow bird standing in front of a crowd of people 12624
Reposted by Old Man.— coral. @autopoieticism.bsky.social · 16/05/2025“Um... If you are that desperate to talk to someone, I could maybe spit some words at your face...” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]media.tenor.coma cartoon of a person reading a paperALT: a cartoon of a person reading a paper 14039
Reposted by Old Man.— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · 05/05/2025“Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]media.tenor.coma cartoon character is wearing a green hat and a red shirtALT: a cartoon character is wearing a green hat and a red shirt 14846
Old Man. @wisewcrds.bsky.social · 28/06/2025[ * The perks of being old, dead and an author include unprecedented relevance. He knows it well. ...And so do you now, don't you? ] Well now! If it ain't the hero. Good t' see ye, kid. [ * He notes the dull eyes... ] Still not at yer best, eh? [ * Pen put down for now. Poor bastard... ] 010