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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 3m

Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 1h

It's so simple, it's as easy as it can be Make a monster, lock it up, throw away the key

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 1h

To live forever's to tell the stories of who light up your eyes We ran, we danced, survived, we fly, that's magic alive!

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 2h

Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 3h

Who said that? WAS IT YOU? 👉❤️

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 3h

OK, when I was in college I saw a classmate get angry at the copier in the library, because it was "printing the copies upside down". And I was like, well, "you know, you can just, like... turn it over." ...And then I left.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 4h

THANK YOU, GOD, FOR THE FOOD!

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 4h

do you like to walk when they say you'd run? do you like to talk just because it's fun?

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 5h

i like to live my life in the slow lane... that sorta strife just isn't worth the pain.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 6h

I do the things that are freeing to me. Would you abhor the dark if it brought you unending glee?

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 6h

Do you beg that truth will set you free? Are you shackled by the keys? Well, if I was you, I'd stay strapped in 'Cause all you got is me.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 7h

Will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 7h

- Oh, ha ha ha ha! Same old excuses... AND jokes! - Hey, they liked it.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 8h

So what are you waiting for? You got what you asked for.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 8h

It's so simple, it's as easy as it can be Make a monster, lock it up, throw away the key

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 9h

Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 9h

As long as I'm here, the world leaves me be.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 10h

You don't know the half of it, my life is amazing I got my days though, I got my days though

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 11h

Literals aside, you've been nice today, you've secured your place to feed the faint...

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 11h

You are the few, the proud, you are the antibody.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 12h

She thinks it's made for two, but you were lying too, like you ALWAYS do!

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 12h

You don't know the half of it, my life is amazing I got my days though, I got my days though

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 13h

Stop me if you've heard this one before Girls like us are rotten to the core

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 13h

To live forever's to tell the stories of who light up your eyes We ran, we danced, survived, we fly, that's magic alive!

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 14h

Who said that? WAS IT YOU? 👉❤️

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 14h

Uhh... hi? I'm, like, Butthead... and you're, like. A dumbass.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 15h

You look like somebody else, but say the things that you always do. And that's the trick of it, friend.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 15h

Woah, you look really pissed off. Heheheh... did I getcha? Well, if you came back anyway... I guess that means we never really WERE friends, huh?

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 16h

To live forever's to tell the stories of who light up your eyes We ran, we danced, survived, we fly, that's magic alive!

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 16h

You know this is where you must belong Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 17h

All's fair in love and war... and you picked war, so here I am.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 17h

Whatcha gonna do when the fun stops, when the boat rocks, when the crew gets old?

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 18h

You can run but you can't hide, I'm gonna make you mine.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 19h

If you ain't fat, you ain't nothin'!

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 20h

All's fair in love and war... and you picked war, so here I am.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 20h

If I'm in the wrong, can you really tell me who's right?

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 21h

Uhh... hi? I'm, like, Butthead... and you're, like. A dumbass.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 21h

As long as I'm here, the world leaves me be.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 22h

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 23h

Everything goes dark, and you die.

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 23h

Who said that? WAS IT YOU? 👉❤️

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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name. But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.

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