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WiredShut

@wiredshut.bsky.social
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Madrid and Miami. sports, books, anime & plenty in between. #atleticomadrid #miamiheat #miamidolphins #manunited #TheU

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 6h
They see me rollin’ they hatin’
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 19h
My wife sometimes asks me if I would consider moving back to the USA with our child. “Fuck no” is the immediate reply. “The odds of her being brutally murdered in school are too high.” #expat
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Another mediocre week. Left JP on the bench and got punished for it. Lost my mini league H2H by 2 points. That’s been the story all year, leaving points on the bench and losing H2H by low single digits. Onto the next week! #FPL
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need a MGW masterclass to beat my mini league H2H opponent. I’m effed me thinks 😅😬🙃
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ARRGHHHHH FU FPL 😂😂😭😭☠️☠️
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t watch or keep up w the international break. With that lack of knowledge I stuck to my guns and WCd yesterday. Can’t be fussed about team news I gottta change diapers and get to brunch. #FPL
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Might be a general strike in Spain due to the housing crisis. A reminder
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Elaine Benes' Iconic Dance
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Audrey Hepburn Yells 'Timber!' in Breakfast at Tiffany's
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hormuz closed. China banning exports. Trump doing the same. Full on oil crisis we have on our hands.
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My feed is flooded w Pochetino quotes on the cheats City. Dude is PISSED
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t look at someone with raybans without thinking “are those the Meta pervert glasses”?
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BOFFY @boffymufc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cheating bastards www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Man City refuse to deny guilty verdicts in Premier League 115 breaches case - sources
Manchester City do not deny there has been a guilty verdict in the majority of charges of financial breaches in their legal case with the Premier League, sources told ESPN.
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Im gonna have to mute the Fabrizio Mirror ain’t I?
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a brutal GW. ☠️🤦
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really need that Leeds CS and the cherry would be anything DCL related. That would definitely secure my mini league H2H win.
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is going to be another dreadful FPL GW. At least I’m not alone, am I right?
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coventry goal
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Kermit the Frog Falling from Building
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Staring to see more and more cargo bikes in the river area of Madrid. Helps that there is a wide pedestrian/bike path on both sides of the river @americanfietser.bsky.social
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ufffff disastrous FH. My 3cap and FH chips played and lost both my mini league H2H league matches. Brutal levels of smack talk being received 😂🤦🥺
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve had Leif Davis since GW1 and have basked in 0 of his points cause he’s been warming my bench the entire time 😂😭☠️
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now we need a Palmer goal. Come on lad!
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The hull bandwagon is gonna be crowded if they close out Chelsea
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bro wtf happened to Dean Henderson? My backup keeper doesn’t play so that’s 0 from the GK slot this week. Massive blow to the FH chip used. 🤬🤬🤬
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Captain dilemma: Palmer or Isak? Fulham are bad. Very very bad. Hull can’t keep holding on like this…right? Tough choice
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If it weren’t for the 2k price tag I’d seriously consider the iPhone Duo. It looks slick af. But I ain’t dropping 2k on dat.
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Disappointing GW3. Sangare 0 was a real kick in the balls. Really needed that MUN CS. Two ball kicks in one day. Ouch. On to the next!
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Arrhhhhhhh I benched tzolis
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I needed that MUN clean sheet #FPL
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sangaré 0 points
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Elmo in Water: A Current Affair
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Haven’t seen much Gakpo on FPL teams. Guessing the transfer saga put people off? #fpl
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ughhhh my H2H mini league opponent brought in Gakpo this week. FFS 🤦
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not convinced w Tzolis. Gonna bench him and play 4 at the back. Just know I am making the wrong decision but I’m not gonna overthink it. No transfers made. Triple 🧢 🤖
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The animation on One piece ep 1156 is 🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Im starting to lean towards rolling my FTs and TC Haaland. 🤔
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Respectable 105 all out. Got some big decisions to make for GW3. 2FTs, OR 651k.
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trying to decide between Gomez and Gros from Brighton. Gomez is on two assist in two games, Gros on a goal and assist. 0.5point difference in price. My team has 0ITB so those 0.5 makes a difference Anyone watched the Brighton games have some more context they can add?
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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reddit is fucking spectacular #FPL
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I refuse to use an FT to change my keepers. Will have to stick w Lammens and Kinsky until I use the WC
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m gonna lose in my H2H league but a monster score is gonna shoot me up in overall and classic leagues. #FPL
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bruno FPL captains
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
GET IN BRUNO! what a finish
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FFS United 🤦 that was a ridiculous finish though
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Christ I needed that DCL thank you very much
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The corruption scandal of the Madrid president makes it to the international press. Tl;Dr she’s as corrupt as they come. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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The president and the penthouse: how Madrid’s government spent €6.3m on a temporary ‘office’
Saga surrounding purchase for outspoken rightwing regional leader Isabel Díaz Ayuso refuses to go away
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Leaving points on the bench is infuriating. Definitely the thing that annoys me most in FPL. 6 pts Neco wasted.
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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Venezuela is now a colony of the USA. Well done, Venezuelans 💪
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