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My wife sometimes asks me if I would consider moving back to the USA with our child. “Fuck no” is the immediate reply. “The odds of her being brutally murdered in school are too high.” #expat

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Emotionless cardboard human being.

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Sigh I took a punt and regretting it already

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Another mediocre week. Left JP on the bench and got punished for it. Lost my mini league H2H by 2 points. That’s been the story all year, leaving points on the bench and losing H2H by low single digits. Onto the next week! #FPL

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. If boring is working let it keep working

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Yep unfortunately. People will still read mediocre

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The dolphins: where careers come to die

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Son 20 chorbos subnormales

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Massive pile of stinking crap

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I need a MGW masterclass to beat my mini league H2H opponent. I’m effed me thinks 😅😬🙃

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

ARRGHHHHH FU FPL 😂😂😭😭☠️☠️

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wow first FTs of the season?! 💎 hands 🙌

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’s risky. Could bench JP, play both Fulham against IPS. Captain Saka. Very l, very tempting!

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I didn’t watch or keep up w the international break. With that lack of knowledge I stuck to my guns and WCd yesterday. Can’t be fussed about team news I gottta change diapers and get to brunch. #FPL

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A new episode of Americas favorite podcast within a podcast, Brendan Carr is a dummy @reckless.bsky.social

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You could roll or do what we’re all gonna do: WC the eff outta it

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Might be a general strike in Spain due to the housing crisis. A reminder

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She will still get the job

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Love this. Give it all including your very las breath to someone else just so you can survive your last moment under the thumb of capitalism. Delightful

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pero nunca votarán a la izquierda. Lo cual los políticos del PP seguirán votando en en favor al desahucios y los fondos buitres.

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why? Because he’s filthy rich that’s why.

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Many Hispanic voters heard “Donald Trump is gonna secure my shit job by arresting and deporting that other Latino guy. I got mine, eff that new immigrant”. Pero lo que ha pasado es el opuesto y se jodieron por ser egoístas de mierda.

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WiredShut @wiredshut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Amigo El odio es más poderoso que la cordura

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