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@wired2jam.bsky.social
625 followers 828 following 154 posts

USMC veteran. Small business owner. Musician. Software Engineer for the DoD. ADHD. INTP. GOP cult escapee. No DMs. Unless you’re famous. Or hot. Or funny af.

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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read “incontinance” and it still fit.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wish you guys would read the Red Dawn emails in their entirety. They started at patient zero. Many of the people in the email chain aren’t even American. It was an impossible situation with a common narrative - nobody would ever know what happened had they did nothing.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Of course, of course.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I guess it’s true - cheaters never win.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
May the Farce be with them.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You’re Youdamned right
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Or running. From what I saw, he’s quite fast.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And just like in Russia, nobody in charge of Poolnobyl will be held responsible.
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Carpe Scrotum!
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I heard from a VERY reliable source that Trump has entered into negotiations with the Reflecting Pool algae.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Make Algea Great Again!
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trump just lost to a life form with no brain in the reflecting pool. MPGA!
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Apparently, my mangina isn’t as noticeable since that’s what I drink. I’m a cheap drunk.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Trump is only one eye away from Triumph
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It won’t be long before it’s called the Wuhan Worm.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#ETTD
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Paul has certainly lost a step vocally, but that’s not the point. He’s a f*cking Beatle for crying out loud. It’s witnessing history. He’s the Beethoven of our time.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Someone needs to create an AI candidate tailored to the middle that everyone who won’t vote democrat, but don’t want to support Trump, can vote for. At least suck GOP votes away.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Awww….how old is he? Like 1 and 148000 months?
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sounds like an uphill challenge. I feel a little embarrassed by understanding the joke.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I hope you asked for permission to record "Sand on my Bum"
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I can’t tell who it is without a lens flare.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tl;dr: “Hey, look at me. I joined a free sub anonymously to make myself smart”. I guess s/BrainSurgeons was full that day.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You misspelled propaganda
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Great time to be groping your wife - when you’re using her as a human shield
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Where did the bottom of her guitar at the cutout go? Is this AI?
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Don’t worry, Operation Epstein Fury is only on pause while they gather better messaging
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I heard everyone that didn’t have to be there showed up when Roy Orbison tracked his vocals. Guy was an unbelievable singer
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
With a majority in both houses, maybe they can fire him. But the dem brand is broken. They should pitch the midterms as high drama like a TV reality show. Want to see democrats and republicans fight to the death? Vote blue!
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You missed the ballroom bro
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump and the Truth? Lmao
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
600 years ago, he’d be called the Mad King. Now, he’s just out of his fucking mind.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It was surreal watching Paul write Get Back - one of the best songs in rock history - in realtime. On a bass guitar. Truly epic.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As is often said, typically the President of the United States and the dumbest person on the planet are two different people.
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Bryan @elwick70.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
That’s less than one Scaramucci according to my math
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Not mine, but a favorite photo. By photo, I mean drawn with a pencil. Amazeballs
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fixed it again. #EpsteinFiles
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I don’t get it (because I’m old), but I enjoyed it. Then again, I’d watch it anyhow if it pisses off the MAGAbillies.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
And then he pooped his pants and blamed it on Biden.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Donald John Kennedy Memorial. I’m betting on it happening
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The fact that it's only a possibility speaks volumes how broken the democrat brand is. Fix the brand, put MAGA out of existence. Right now the gop wins because they are not democrats.
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Catherine @accomplishedseer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Congress is funding NOTHING. The tax payers are funding EVERYTHING. And we should not be forced to fund a private para military force for the Republican Political Party. To attack the overwhelming majority of American that did not vote for this suppression.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Yeah - they’re rooting out domestic terrorists - soccer moms. In normal times, this would be embarrassing. I’m all for law enforcement protecting themselves. But a critical view of all the videos show she was just trying to get away from masked people all shouting different orders to her
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I wish they were state crimes. A bunch more indictments on the orange felon might get some of those 90M people that don’t vote off their asses
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Except the “counterpoint” she’s demanding relies on misinformation - not a difference of policy opinions.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
And over at Xitter, they’re calling this a vindication of Trump. Maybe Elmo should change the name again - to The Upside Down.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Unfortunately, this is just noise until the next outrage takes its place. There is nothing that can happen with a sycophantic congress and the abuse of pardon powers. As horrific as it is, this is what America voted for. And to those who didn’t vote, Merry F*ck You.
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