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USMC veteran. Small business owner. Musician. Software Engineer for the DoD. ADHD. INTP. GOP cult escapee. No DMs. Unless you’re famous. Or hot. Or funny af.

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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I heard from a VERY reliable source that Trump has entered into negotiations with the Reflecting Pool algae.
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Bryan @elwick70.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fixed it again. #EpsteinFiles
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Catherine @accomplishedseer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Congress is funding NOTHING. The tax payers are funding EVERYTHING. And we should not be forced to fund a private para military force for the Republican Political Party. To attack the overwhelming majority of American that did not vote for this suppression.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This is why nobody wants to vote for Democrats. They swept the last election and folded like a broken chair. Their convictions are a mile wide and an inch deep.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/10/2025
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2025
Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-…
Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social , it’s bizarre that the “F*ck your feelings” crowd gets their feelings hurt so easily.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2025
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2025
Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning
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Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning
SILVER SPRING, MD—In the aftermath of the deadly storms that ripped through the central United States over the weekend, the National Weather Service confirmed Monday that due to critical staffing shor...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/05/2025
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat theonion.com/u-s-mil...
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/05/2025
Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/05/2025
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak theonion.com/cdc-off...
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2025
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2025
Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point theonion.com/career-...
Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
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Jodie 🇦🇺 @jodie.sheshed.rocks · 14/04/2025
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
How much longer til America is great?
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
LMAO
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queensrmade1.bsky.social @queensrmade1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I laughed way too hard. 😭
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Kellie Steinberg @kelliesteinberg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Accurate
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize half of all people are stupider than that - George Carlin
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - George Orwell.
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Better Call Paul @wired2jam.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Any of my friends here from the other place, let me know so I can give you a follow
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