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☁︎ john ☁︎

@windy-thing.bsky.social
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john egbert fictive bodily 26, he/him. nsfw at times. .𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ ⭑ my head is stuck in the clouds, he begs me to come down. says "boy, quit foolin' around." .𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧡 8/25 🐦‍⬛🗡️6/3 18+ mdni

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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
john egbert, signing off.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when you get literally jumpscared by your own headmate.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
his bitch ass be just forgetting about bluesky. how dare he.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's like they found a video of us somehow... the government is behind this.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is what we look like bodily.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@toxictestified.bsky.social needs to post on bluesky more. i have a whole ass feed dedicated to his account. but he never posts. group shaming session. everyone shame dirk.
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infizero ✨🦔🚦 @infizero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i stole this idea from twitter #homestuck
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
got a curse put on me in our polycule current fronters channel.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i almost typed jirkdohn...
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BIG DAY FOR DIRKJOHN!!!
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ChessBored @chessbored.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
#dirkjohn [daily dirkjohn repost]
A line art drawing of two dead ghosts of characters looking at each other and sitting on nothing in a white void. Dirk Strider, on the left, holding his decapitated head on his lap with his right hand, blood drips from his neck wound. John Egbert, on the left, wearing his god teir pajamas, sits huched over, looking at Dirk's head. He has a giant gold tooth stuck on his chest, his shirt stained with his own blood.
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Jellysmudge⋆。𖦹°🔞 @jellysmudge.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Yall get this before tumblr does,, CW suggestive? - [ #dirkjohn #dirkstrider #johnegbert #dirkstriderfanart #johnegbertfanart #homestuck #homestuckfanart #homestuckart #digitalart #digitalillustration #procreate #procreateart #characterdesign]
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (translation: this art is so good i'm going to explode into a puddle of goo.)
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haharuspex | in homestuck hell rn @haharuspex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october. dirkjohn october [ #homestuck / #dirkstrider / #johnegbert / #dirkjohn / #art ]
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haharuspex | in homestuck hell rn @haharuspex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aw man i wish my lunch break lasted for 3 hours so i could doodle & FINISH any spontaneous idea i want [ #homestuck / #brostrider / #dirkstrider / #davestrider / #art ]
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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starsnores🔞 @starsnores.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sketches of a man who becomes sexually aroused by the sound of two balloons rubbing against each other
sketches of gamzee, the one on the left shows him stretching with his arms above his head showing of a lean and muscular torso, the sketch on the right is chest up with him looking to the right and smiling.
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defensiveLobster @defensivelobster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally a homestuck deffidle post Credits in comments #pxlsspace #roselalonde #homestuck
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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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haharuspex | in homestuck hell rn @haharuspex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yo i got my first tumblr request thank you homestucks [ #homestuck / #davekat / #davestrider / #karkatvantas / #art ]
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ralsei found a glue [ daily art streak: 570 || #deltarune ]
Ralsei is looking at a bottle of glue, confused. The label on the bottle has Flowery's face on it.
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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fruit sandwich
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Kainoh @cainomura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Mothman is here.. just to make your day a lil' better! [ #art #artsky #oc #Moth #Mothman ]
A Mothman in a casual, relaxed pose. Behind them are hand-drawn scribbles on an article about Mothman, written by Daniel V. Boudillion. The scribbles depict nature, such as woods, mountains, and a sunset, along with a tiny ghost doing some fishing.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yipee!
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gimme gimme gimme. please.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nice. doing a justice for the world.
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haharuspex | in homestuck hell rn @haharuspex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i continue working on my hc kid lineup. what if i chained up john & jade in a laboratory and started doing experiments on them to figure out why they’re so damn tall [ #homestuck / #johnegbert / #dirkstrider / #jadeharley / #roselalonde / #davestrider / #art ]
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry for insomnia posting i will continue doing it.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do they make string cheese... stringy?
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking about dirk and corvid and briar (my scrunklies) ((my boyfriends)).
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its ironic that i'm in love with dirk strider because im terrified of horses.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do cloacas have clits?
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(holds my boyfriends tdick between my fingers like a cigarette) ((an actual cigarette is in my other hand)) just something to take the edge off.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dirkjohn.
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haharuspex | in homestuck hell rn @haharuspex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve been Researching davekat to see & feel why it’s so popular and i became a fan of Big Karkat hc [ #homestuck / #davekat / #davestrider / #karkatvantas / #dirkjohn (ig implied) / #homesmut (for the tiniest karkat dih) ]
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i used to watch porn on my 3ds internet application.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've reached the point in my internet career where i don't care anymore. i don't care. blah blah blah i don't care. bring back don't like don't look culture.
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Pantscada (comissions OPEN!) 🔞 @pantscadaa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dumb Gamzee sketch #homestuck #gamzeemakara
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haharuspex | in homestuck hell rn @haharuspex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
save a horse ride a zahhak or whatever nietzsche was saying [ #homestuck / #dirkstrider / #equiuszahhak / #dirkquius / #art ]
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R3DZ33 @r3dz33.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My gf let me design its powerlifter bro strider design n im not fucking normal about him. #brostrider #homestuck #brostriderfanart #homestuckfanart #art
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
normalize just blocking accounts you don't like the vibe of. its nothing personal, i just don't want to look at you. and i can do that. with this handy dandy block button.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"can you stop putting porn on my feed!!!" >follows nsfw labeled accounts. my brother in christ. do you know what nsfw means?
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ai "artists" who take commissions are so funny... like... why am i paying you $30 to type a prompt in... oh, because you can do it like, so detailed? wow...
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now tell me why i was so tired i could barely focus, and now that i'm in bed im wide awake....
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oui.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i will pay you $0.69 to draw me tboy egbert.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok goodnight.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love kissing boys lalallalalala i love kissing boys lalalallalalalalalalala i love having my [redacted] penetrated by boys lallalalalala.
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