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Wil Wheaton ❌👑

@wilwheaton.net
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New York Times bestselling author and audiobook narrator. Host of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton Retired Starfleet officer. Husband, father, Traveler. Nazi punks fuck off.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 1h
This week's It's Storytime With Wil Wheaton is a sweet, queer story about that awkward, tentative, uncertain time when, maybe, something is different, something is changing, something is awakening, and it all feels like a smear of toothpaste.
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New Storytime: Toothpaste Feelings by Sharang Biswas
This week’s It’s Storytime With Wil Wheaton is a sweet, queer story about … well, here’s how I introduced it: Have you ever known someone who went away for some reason, and came back so fundamentally changed, it’s like they picked up an alien parasite along the way that took...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 29/09/2026
There are more actual humans subscribed to my blog posts than the stupid algorithm shows my posts to on Threads. If I have something to important to share, however brief, I'll say it here.
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friend computer can bite my shiny metal ass
When I do an interview, or I guest on a podcast, it never feels like it’s enough of a thing to post about it in my blog. It feels like the sort of thing I should just drop into Threads. The thing is, Threads suppresses the everlivingfuck out of almost...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 16/09/2026
Today, I just wanted to share a couple things that I'm excited about. I hope you'll get excited about them, too.
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just a couple of things
And I have, again, fallen into a trap where I only post long essays to my blog that take days or longer to write. Oh, so many drafts that really go nowhere, because I wasn’t writing to tell a story, I was writing to have something to post. And it...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 03/09/2026
"Hey, check this out," seems to have migrated over to social media, so it feels a little ... vestigial? ... to do one of those posts, but I want to post something, and the story I'm working on isn't ready, so here are some links.
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his name is dinkums. he watches family feud.
Today’s title brought to you by “I have no idea what to call this, so I’ll quote Vacation and hope for the best.” Back in the old days, when bloggers wanted to post about something, but didn’t have a story to tell, we would do these posts on our blogs...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 01/09/2026
I have an essay in this month's Uncanny Magazine, called Being A Brief History of It's Storytime With Wil Wheaton! I requested payment in a paper check, so I can frame it, since it's the first time I've been paid the professional rate for an essay.
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Being A Brief History of It’s Storytime With Wil Wheaton
I have an essay in this month's Uncanny Magazine, called Being A Brief History of It's Storytime With Wil Wheaton! I requested payment in a paper check, so I can frame it, since it's the first time I've been paid the professional rate for an essay.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 27/08/2026
It's been a brutal couple of days for me and my fellow Gen X theater kids. We've lost two load-bearing icons, and I feel like we could all use a big hug in the Denny's parking lot after the show.
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sensual daydreams to treasure forever (can’t you just see it?)
I swear to all the gods, the Grim Reaper is really fucking up. It’s like he caught Mitch McConnell and decided to take the summer off, leaving some intern in charge who just does not understand the assignment. While we were reeling from the loss of Dolly Parton, we found...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 14/08/2026
Felicia Day and I are getting the band back together for a new show about the games (and some other things) we love, and you can help make it happen.
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felicia day and i want to play more games together
About twenty years ago, when I was in the Saturday show at the ACME Comedy Theatre, a friend of mine who I wrote with for the show encouraged me to check out one of her students who was in the Sunday show. I remembered when she and I were in...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 07/08/2026
A funny and fun thing happens when I put the robe on. Without meaning to, I stand up as straight as I can, and I feel legitimately cool. As Lester Bangs says in Almost Famous, "Oh, dude, they made you feel cool, and you are not cool."
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Spoiler: Wil Wheaton is a Wizard
I am holding pink pages in my hand, reviewing them before I collate them into my script. A magic battle ensues between Wil and Bert (fireballs, energy bolts, conjured beasts, etc.) I look at the script again, to make sure I haven’t misread it. Yeah, it really says fireballs, etc....
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 16/07/2026
It feels like it was about 18 months ago, but could be as long as three years ago, that my friend told me about a TV show he was developing. It was a brilliant idea, I thought. A science fiction action comedy? YES PLEASE.
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i can finally talk about something i worked on!
It feels like it was about 18 months ago, but could be as long as three years ago, that my friend told me about a TV show he was developing. It was a brilliant idea, I thought. A science fiction action comedy? YES PLEASE. It was funny, and clever, and...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 14/07/2026
In the early 2000s, I worked on a couple of movies that were direct-to-DVD, low budget versions of successful, big budget movies of the moment. They weren't high art, but they were so much fun. This is a story about one of them.
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can i tell you a story?
Earlier today, a really fun memory surfaced that I wanted to share, because I haven’t had an opportunity to tell a story in a little while. It’s an older memory, so I’m sure some of the specifics aren’t entirely correct, but this is way I remember it. In the early...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 06/06/2026
I think it was always corporate; we just never noticed.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 06/06/2026
I went to the mall and I wrote about it.
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on saturday. on purpose.
“Still punk as fuck,” I whisper to myself, as I slide new Orthotic insoles into my Converse. As long as I’m down there, I get them on my feet and tie them. I use this double loop thing my kid taught me when he was in middle school. I’m sure...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/05/2026
I was grateful for it, because choosing to experience grief instead of avoiding it with anger was a big time goal, something I worked really hard to accomplish.
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kerosene keeps me warm
A couple weeks ago, I got fed up with my body feeling sore all the time because I’m not taking better care of it. I mean, I eat well, I haven’t touched alcohol in almost 11 years, and I take pretty decent walks every day. But my muscle mass still...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/05/2026
Gently, the point of this is to scream as loudly and persistently as I can that when the choice is between Fascism and Not Fascism, you choose Not Fascism. I can't believe I have to keep spelling this out.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/05/2026
Tell that to Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Tell that to the thousands of families who have been torn apart. Tell that to the children in Iran who were murdered by American bombs. Go tell them all that SHE failed YOU, and beg them for forgiveness. Oh. Wait. You can't. They're dead.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/05/2026
OMG where did you get this photo? Are there more?
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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 27/05/2026
Today's episode of It's Storytime with @wilwheaton.net features my short story, "With Her Serpent Locks" and a conversation between us. Go listen! wilwheaton.net/podcast/
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Emily Taylor @etaylor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Listening to @wilwheaton.net’s Storytime podcast read of Andrea Chapela’s “As One Listens to the Rain” was especially cool after visiting Mexico City in March. I think it conjured last night’s lighting storm that shook the sleeping house.
Mexico City public library interiorBuildings with tree
Church square with tree and shadow in foreground
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/05/2026
None of this would be happening if Kamala Harris were president. None of it. And we fucking told you so.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 20/05/2026
That is the argument a lot of us are making, and it's the argument that's winning with voters. I'm puzzled that you aren't seeing that, too.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 20/05/2026
You're so kind. I'm glad to know that Wesley was there for you when you needed him.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 20/05/2026
Thank you for that. I thought that we could offer an affordable option for people who can't get out to a con in person, for whatever reason. I'm thrilled you'll be attending!
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 20/05/2026
I am coming to your computer (or your tablet or your phone or even your TV, I think) on June 7 for a virtual convention that needs a much better name than Couch Con, because at this moment in time, that's ... uh ... not what this is.
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i’m calling it ‘wil wheatcon’ until i can think of something better
In an average year, I travel to around 5 or 6 cities for conventions. Almost every time I announce an appearance, the most common response is some version of “that’s great! When are you coming to [my town]?” I’m not coming to your town, but I am coming to your...
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
want to read a novel that you're absolutely sure was not created with A.I.? read any book published before 2020 trust me, there's quite a few good ones
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 19/05/2026
Maybe it will happen today.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 18/05/2026
Oh, I hated him before it was cool
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 18/05/2026
Oh good we're doing this again
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Dems are polling crazy high based on the flaming catastrophe that is Republican fascist rule, so primarying as many of the bad weak complicit Democrats in favor of good determined angry ones has rarely if ever been more crucial
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 18/05/2026
Indy and Chicago! We're coming to see you next month
Stand By Me Live is coming to Indianapolis and Chicago, June 13 and 14.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 16/05/2026
I hope you got well? And are doing well?
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 16/05/2026
I loved narrating this story. It's just wonderful, and offered a ton of opportunities for me to make big creative choices. I am so grateful that @thisisguan.bsky.social trusted me with their words.
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Zeno Agency @zenoagency.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Check it out: THE PORTAL KEEPER by @lavietidhar.bsky.social read by @wilwheaton.net on It’s Storytime! open.spotify.com/episode/6ll0...
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"The Portal Keeper” by Lavie Tidhar
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 14/05/2026
My next book, *The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After AI*, will be out in about a month. 1/
A mockup of a smartphone displaying an audiobook app that's playing 'Enshittification'. Next to it appears this text: 'This book - ostensibly about AI, but more broadly about the new world of hyper-capitalism and high tech - is stunning in its clarity and breadth of vision. In trying to keep some kind of grasp on what is going on in the world, I read Doctorow obsessively. —Brian Eno'
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 12/05/2026
Well, four talk show hosts and a propagandist who glazes a pedophile rapist at every opportunity.
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Alien Super Show @aliensupershow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
wil wheaton: isnt this a megans law violation
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 12/05/2026
Maybe it will happen today.
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Alien Super Show @aliensupershow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Obama: I'd love a Republican Party that wasn't constantly tapping into our worst impulses, and there has been a Republican Party like that in the past and I want to see that return @wilwheaton.net: wtf are you talking about
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 30/04/2026
Sparks McGee is the greatest noncanon Star Trek character I ever didn't play.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 30/04/2026
I want a future where Elon Musk is in prison and all of his assets have been nationalized.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 30/04/2026
I want to take a moment and say thank you for all the messages of comfort and support that so many of y'all have shared with me since Marlowe passed. I haven't ever felt this kind of grief, for this long, in my life before now.
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come closer and see
I want to take a moment and say thank you for all the messages of comfort and support that so many of y’all have shared with me since Marlowe passed. I haven’t ever felt this kind of grief, for this long, in my life. When I am feeling the most...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 30/04/2026
I wonder if anyone else will feel the same way? wilwheaton.net/podcast/
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It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton
You may recognize Wil Wheaton’s name from his acting work in television shows like The Big Bang Theory, Leverage, and Star Trek: The Next Generation, or 1985’s timeless classic, Stand B…
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 30/04/2026
Hi friends. There's a new episode of It's Storytime waiting for you wherever you get your podcasts. This week's story is To Carry You Inside You, by Tia Tashiro. It's one of those wonderful speculative fiction stories that isn't necessarily about me, but is REALLY about me, you know?
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/04/2026
"The first lady is strong and powerful and completely in control. She would never have a bizarre press conference to announce she doesn't know her husband's rapey best friend, Jeffrey Epstein, who introduced them on his jet. She'd never have a tantrum about a joke. You liberals are such snowflakes."
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/04/2026
"Only an idiot would look at a woman experiencing fear, reacting the way humans have for millennia, and believe she was experiencing fear. God you libs are so dumb and easily manipulated, not like us."
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/04/2026
Maybe it will happen today.
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
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Announcing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!
MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining.
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 27/04/2026
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 27/04/2026
This is the most 90s you can get without a time machine
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 26/04/2026
Todd Blanche is lying. I don't know what he's saying, but I know that he's lying.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 26/04/2026
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