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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 18/05/2026

Indy and Chicago! We're coming to see you next month

Stand By Me Live is coming to Indianapolis and Chicago, June 13 and 14.

Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 24/04/2026

Trying again. It is WILD that this isn't the top story in the country right now. The president is weak, feeble, sundowning, and unable to faithfully discharge the responsibilities of his office. It's right here, live on camera, and the national press just shrugs.

Trump falls asleep AGAIN while surrounded by his sycophants as they praise him with lies.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 03/03/2026

The bulbs have been coming up, and because I don't remember what I put, and where I planted it, every one of them is a surprise. I love how these look like little torches. #BloomScrolling #Gardening #SomethingAnythingThatIsntTerribleForAChange

Three orange and red tulips grow in a raised garden bed.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 09/02/2026

This is how I celebrated Batmas when I was 15, by the way.

Promo image of 15 year-old Wil Wheaton in a Batman painter's cap, a denim jacket covered with Batman pins, and Swatch, an Oingo Boingo T-shirt.

My description from Flickr when I uploaded it in 2008:

"Just in case there was any doubt lingering about what a fucking geektard I was when I was a teenager, I present this photo, recovered from the garage this weekend.

I have not scanned the back side of this, which declares, "Hey Mon! Be excellent to each other!" and features a badly-drawn attempt to recreate the Batman insignia.

I'm not sure what's worse: that I thought this was cool, or that someone who should have known better let me print this on a postcard to be sent out to just about anyone who sent a letter asking for an autographed picture."

I am much kinder to 15 year-old me now than I was when I wrote that.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 03/02/2026

I am blocked by @pookleblinky.bsky.social so I can't quote this fantastic post of theirs, but maybe you can. Love their message: we can ABSOLUTELY do this, and I believe it is the primary reason the worst people in the world fought so hard to defeat Mamdani: he will keep his promises. 1/2

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 03/02/2026

IKEA monkey keeps leaping into my brain for no reason I can easily locate. In an effort to exorcise this unwelcome visitor, I am now putting the IKEA monkey into your brain.

Darwin, the IKEA monkey in his little parka, in a screenshot from NPR. A reminder of simpler times when gangs of masked thugs didn't murder innocent people for the crime of watching them engage in thuggery.

Isn't he cute? He wants you to punch a Nazi.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/12/2025

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

The cover for Soul Coughing's fist album, Ruby Vroom.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 25/12/2025

My kids are home for Christmas, and our family has been playing the shit out of Flip 7. It actually knocked Sushi Go out of first place, where it's been for 12 years. It's a simple press your luck game that is way more fun than a press your luck game has any right to be. I highly recommend it.

A game by Eric Olsen. Flip 7. Press your luck! Race to 200! Ages 8+ 3+ players 20 minutes.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 21/12/2025

I was trying to figure out why the widow Kirk seems so familiar to me, and then

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 23/11/2025

Well that was a goddamn delightful evening out. Circle Jerks were incredible, the sound was amazing, and the vibe was perfect. After their set, we all watched Repo Man on the big screen. 10/10

The marquee of Gardena Cinema. Red letters say 2 NITE CIRCLE JERKS REPO MAN the E in JERKS is backwards, as it should be.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 16/11/2025

Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care? You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.

An orange kitty snuggles in a grey blanket. Meme text reads Sometimes self-care looks like this. It's okay to rest. Be kind to yourself.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 15/11/2025

Happy Saturday, y'all! I have a new episode of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton for you to enjoy. This week's story is "Dissembling Light" by Kel Coleman. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Wil Wheaton, in a black tshirt with his arms folded across his chest. Oh, he's handsome! You'd never believe he's a giant nerd who never goes outside. He's standing in front of a blue background with some delightful images reflecting storytelling. The bottom of the image says It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 30/10/2025

I'm having a lot of fun preparing to do my live narration of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow tonight. I haven't been this excited to perform live in a long time.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 25/10/2025

I found a picture of Trump and the GOP.

A screenshot of The Good Life, from The Twilight Zone. A group of adults cowers behind a murderous, capricious, chaotic child while he is distracted by the last remaining adult with any courage. They could stop him, they could finally free the world from his reign of terror. It could finally be over, but not a single one of them rises to the moment, because they are useless cowards, beaten into submission by the chaotic whims of a child.

This episode was produced and aired in 1961.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 19/10/2025

Mom and dad are so proud of you for marching today. #NoKings

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 04/10/2025

If you can hear this image, it's probably time to schedule your colonoscopy. If you can sing the whole song, it's also time to get your shingles vaccine.

Time for Timer on a red background. Next to him, the phrase "When my get-up-and-go has got up and went, I hanker for a Hunk O' Cheese!"

He looks at you with this blank stare, daring you to tell him you tried to make sunshine on a stick in the freezer but the toothpicks never stayed up straight. He knows you won't say anything because you're embarrassed. You know he knows. He knows that you know that he knows. And yet, he just stands there, hankering for a hunk o' cheese like it isn't fucking impossible to get plastic wrap to stay taught on an ice cube tray.

You want to ask him for a wagon wheel, from his stacks of snacks, but you can't bring yourself to say the words, because now you, too, are hankering, hankering for the last hunk-o-cheese, and you both know you'll have to fight for it.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 14/09/2025

I'll get you Eh Steve, if it's the last thing I doooooooooo!

Eh Steve is here to say his hilarious catch phrase, "Eh, Steve."

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 08/09/2025

I guess I'm living rent-free in this guy's head?

redditor u/lost_balloon shows us his whole ass by replying to half a dozen comments I left on Reddit across different subs. It's not worth your time to read alt-text of everything this dude said.

For the record: it's a little weird, a lot sad, and ultimately very stupid.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 06/09/2025

Yesterday, at Rose City Comic Con, I saw the Welcome to Nightvale tarot set for the first time, including Earl Harlan as the six of cups. I didn't know this existed, and it's gorgeous. I love that I got to be a small part of Nightvale, and I love that my character is immortalized like this.

The six of cups tarot card is next to an autograph by the coolest guy who ever lived as far as you know without fact-chacking. He's super cool, you guys, and doesn't smell like milk at all.

He quoted his character in Welcome to Nightvale: "If you can't catch your own nutmeg, store-bought is fine."

There's a beautiful autograph, the kind you want to put in a museum, and the cool guy used different color pens to lend a sense of ART to the entire piece.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 20/08/2025

oh no not vagrants whatever shall we do

Ralph Wiggum wearing baby jd vance's big stupid face says "and i saw one of the vagrants and the vagrant looked at me"

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 01/08/2025

I doubt this will mean anything to you if you aren't in the KABC viewing area, but for those of us who are ... I saw this at the OC Fair last night, in the arts and crafts exhibition. I've been on live megadoppler 2000 storm watch ever since.

An action figure of KABC weatherman Dallas Raines, posed with his signature clenched fist and gleaming -- some may say blinding -- smile.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 30/07/2025

Happy Don't Be A Dick Day, to all who celebrate. dontbeadickday.com

A simple flowchart illustrating how to identify if you are being a dick, and the actions to take so that you can be awesome.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 25/07/2025

This is making me laugh harder than it has any right to

"sorry i just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 04/07/2025

"On Tuesday, in the wake of perhaps the most catastrophic vote in American history, Schumer immediately ran off to post this on Elon Musk’s crooked social media platform. It might be the most 2025 Democratic thing I have ever seen"

Well, that’s the electrifying Schumer himself burying his face in the lectern, surrounded by Senator Patty Murray who is burying her face in her hands, Senator Jack Reed who is burying himself in sleep, and some dude on the lower-right with the thought-bubble over his head that reads: “Please, God, just bury me now …”

THIS is who is leading the Left while Trump and his Orcs drag us into hell.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 29/06/2025

Pretty sure Spotify's daylist just called me old.

A spotify playlist titled "coastal grandmother 70s vibes sunday morning" that is "based on your listening". I'm still punk as fuck.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/06/2025

John Fetterman is the only Democrat in the Senate who voted against defending the separation of powers. He is a liar and a fraud who continues to betray everyone who worked to elect him, and all of his voters. He is a disgrace to the entire state of Pennsylvania. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Despite nearly all Democrats backing the resolution, they still didn’t have the vote. The tally came in 53–47. One Republican, Rand Paul of Kentucky, voted with the Democrats; and one Democrat, John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, voted against the resolution.

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 22/06/2025

At least one paper got the headline right. www.dailynews.com/2025/06/21/u...

"US Inserts itself into Israel's war with Iran, strikes 3 Iranian nuclear sites."

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 20/06/2025

@darthbluesky.bsky.social did I hear we are sharing pictures of very good dogs?

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 18/06/2025

Useless Chuck once again demonstrates how useless he is. At least he (or his staff) had the good sense to delete this offensive, tone deaf, useless (very on-brand) skeet. Protect trans kids. Trans rights are human rights.

In an now-deleted skeet, Chuck Schumer said "Republicans' cruel crusade against trans kids is all an attempt to divert attention from ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
We'll keep fighting and we'll keep marching on."

I replied: "You think deliberately targeting and hurting trans kids is a distraction? You think the suffering these kids will endure is just a DISTRACTION? You aren't fighting for anything. *WE* are marching. *WE* are fighting. You're spewing meaningless platitudes. You are a disgrace."

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 08/06/2025

If you're a Patreon supporter of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton, I am doing another AMA on Tuesday at 3pm. You can ask your questions here: www.speakpipe.com/storytime

Wil Wheaton's podcast thumbnail shows an open book on the left, with whimsical images bursting upward from the pages. On the right, with his arms crossed over a black T-shirt, is your favorite Internet Dad, Wil Wheaton, who looks so cool all the kids who teased him in school fall to the ground and beg forgiveness.

The bottom of the image reads It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 08/06/2025

Shitler and his goons are losing their minds over this post from ABC's Terry Moran. Like, they are threatening all kinds of retribution, and he was forced to take this post down. Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.

Terry Moran @TerryMoran
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The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He's a world-class hater.
You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate.
Trump is a world-class hater. But his hatred only a means to an end, and that end his his own glorification. That's his spiritual nourishment.
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