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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 19h

Also: Jansz from Tasmania is great. First had it at a Michelin starred restauarant in Malta and spotted that Waitrose sell it.

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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Somewhere, an exec in Pringles has had a thought about Oyster flavour crisps

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I assume you weren't wheeled into a beautiful, pristene hospital and fed grapes by a hunky male nurse?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

No better sight in London than the big green sign saying "you are allowed to leave Euston station". Liverpool here I come.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh, never mind - I've just seen this ad - it's Pavers, it's Pavers

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Has anyone seen ex-Pop Idol judge, Magic FM DJ and Escape to the Country star Nicki Chapman recently? I want to find out where to find stylish comfortable boots and she seems like the right person to ask.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just switched on to Songs of Praise: Young Chorister of the Year. You've got a panel of judges, Aled Jones as Kate Thornton, Kate Bottley as Ant and Dec. It's basically Pope Idol.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Slightly nicer than the Farringdon ones mind - usually 50/50 whether i see a mouse on the platform

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

FUN FACT: Delta & Kai is the first Strictly couple that sound like 2 Greek letters #strictly #scd

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Who could forget the ill-fated Blondie remake "Page Me"

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Do we still get moody, sexy David Tennant pics if he does?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've not seen it, but please tell me she's been replaced by the ghost of Mary Berry

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I didn't have "Andi Peters talking about his nether regions" on my Michael Sheen House of Games first episode bingo card #HouseofGames

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"The last time I saw Michael, he was in Benjamin Disraeli"

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Sometimes the simplest theory is the right one..." <completely ignore the player who said "I am a Traitor"> Classic #traitors #celebritytraitors

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also, how many flamingos would be in the background of your zoom call before someone starts asking questions? I'd be tempted to add one every day just to see when people break.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Gail's effect. People who like fancy bread want to know how it was made.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Went to a pub quiz once where they made teams (adults) form a line and the person at the start had to do a 30 piece kids jigsaw, but had to stop and go to the back of the line every 30 seconds until the jigsaw was solved. It was magnificent - its amazing how bad adults are at jigsaws.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Brand name porn site"? This isn't any porn site. This is an M&S porn site.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe they're just hoping for a musical collab with Atomic Kitten?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I mean it's not great if the first thing Shirley says is "You've got a lovely neck" #Strictly

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm the same (though I don't answer a number I don't recognise). My guess is scammers can do more with AI tools and TPS just can't keep up.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I see they've made a live feed on the BBC about your ex

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Deborah Meaden is a cheeky little minx, isn't she?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can someone please write a national anthem for England that includes a reference to Edward II getting his arse handed to him?

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

baaps.org.uk/default.aspx Dont forget BAAPS - the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons

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Home

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Will use "self checkout" as a euphemism for wanking from now on.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Am not watching but I'm guessing the throuple is Alison, Nigella and Howard from Series 4 #GBBO

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Or commiting some crime - stealing a win in the dying minutes

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think all contestants should say "hello cheeky face" to Clive #mastermind

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Also the first four letters of the name of the first British winner of the contest, what was the surname of the Executive Director of the Eurovision Song Contest from 2011 to 2020?

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