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— THE BOY.

@willwornonhiswings.bsky.social
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Dumb people piss me off. — MDNI. 🔞

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— Berdly. 📑 @smartwreckers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
— TEMP PINNED. ADULT AU BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG
Well, I can't afford to be depressed. I have to find another job.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What, you like me better as some know-it-all geek?
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If you put a single drop of paint on my feathers I'm splitting you in half and turning you into a carpet.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
... Paint bucket? What?
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm not falling for that shit.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Whatever. I'm 17. Not 12.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Pause. Time out. This is just the plot of Five Nights at FIVE-E's. I don't need to participate in stupid shit like that.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
... What's the catch.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
... And what does this accomplish, exactly. Is this a trap you're setting up, or what?
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
... The hell is that supposed to mean?
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Riiight.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yeah? Well this is the one time it is.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It's just how I look.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I don't "smell of" anything.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
[ ... Shifty eyes ]
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
NO!!!
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How many times do I have to say it. I'm not a nerd.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What's that tone for.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
DON'T CALL ME THAT.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yeah.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Leave me alone.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm not gay.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What. What do you want.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
QUIET.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm Normal.
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
And he was just shapes, too. Just lines someone wrote. Like, nothing in there. And I was so scared, and angry, and just... I dunno. Before I knew it, I was on top of him, smashing his face in with the bat. Just shapes. Red shapes all over the grass.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm not acting like anything.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
[ ... Blink blink. Before he looks back at them with squinty, shifty eyes. ] ... Nothing.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
OOC : // Muy Swaply...
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
[ VISIBLY doing a double take. ]
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
... Do NOT call me that.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
... Feh.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yeah, yeah ... whatever.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I was being sarcastic.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Oh, I'm SOOO jealous.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Welcome to the multiverse, I guess.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm also not a goddamn nerd.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Well, for one. I'm not flirting up random Krises around here like the other guy.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It isn't sus. It's true.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Okay. What makes you say that.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Good thing I'm fucking normal.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
✦ I am a college student, and this may occasionally factor into how active I am at times. ✦ I’m an artist, and I like to draw fanart and unique reaction images of my muses for posts on my RP accounts. Any uncredited art on this account is either official art or made by me!
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
✦ Maggie/Moira/Moxie (I go Maggie most often but I don’t care which you use, really) ✦ 25 years old ✦ She/they pronouns ✦ Nonbinary lesbian ✦ ~ 6 years of RP experience ✦ I’m autistic and I have ADHD and OCD.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[ Trying really hard not to think about getting on the Ferris Wheel with Kris in the Dark World and then later carrying them to safety while they were bleeding out ] [ It's not working ] Absolutely Nothing
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[ Looking kind of scared ] Nothing has ever happened between me and Kris
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
. . .
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* BERDLY 🌐 @smartracers.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ・:*:・゚☆ 》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮 ・゜゜・.LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐 ⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I never even considered that Pluey could be a woman. Maybe I'm the problem
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
. Nno
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