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— THE BOY.

@willwornonhiswings.bsky.social
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Dumb people piss me off. — MDNI. 🔞

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— Berdly. 📑 @smartwreckers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
— TEMP PINNED. ADULT AU BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG
Well, I can't afford to be depressed. I have to find another job.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How many times do I have to say it. I'm not a nerd.
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
And he was just shapes, too. Just lines someone wrote. Like, nothing in there. And I was so scared, and angry, and just... I dunno. Before I knew it, I was on top of him, smashing his face in with the bat. Just shapes. Red shapes all over the grass.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
OOC : // Muy Swaply...
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Good thing I'm fucking normal.
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* BERDLY 🌐 @smartracers.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ・:*:・゚☆ 》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮 ・゜゜・.LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐 ⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I never even considered that Pluey could be a woman. Maybe I'm the problem
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My kin list. If you even care.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
[ NC ] ... My sixth sense is acting up. Another Berdly just did something really stupid.
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Berdly B. Lombard @gamingberd.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
* That Flower? Noelle "SAID" it was a "get well soon" gift for me! * . . . p-please don't tell her I used the quotations . . . #DELTARUNERP - #MVRP - #RPSKY
The computer room of the Librarby.
( * . . . something feels oddly off about it today. )
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emotions scrapbook @affectingbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If you were cool in high school, you didn't ask too many questions. You didn't have to ask, and that's what cool was: the ability to deduct, to know without asking. And the pressure to simulate coolness means not asking when you don't know.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
They're lucky I'm not beating their ass. ... They're lucky I'm not GOING to, either.
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Kris Dreemurr! @handle.invalid · 02/09/2025
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
[ NC ] I might be a girl but I've got being a Hero of the Prophecy to worry about so I don't really give a fuck about that right now.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Berdly city is in fucking flames
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
📲 >> So do I. 📲 >> ... Doesn't make it okay. 📲 >> Whatever happened, I'm sorry. Hope you weren't physically harmed, at least.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
📲 >> ... You don't seem "fine". 📲 >> Something tells me I might've dodged a bullet? 📲 >> Choosing not to come with, I mean. 📲 >> Let me guess. It got ugly.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
📲 >> Kris? They're holding up fine. 📲 >> At least. I hope they are. 📲 >> Are you okay?
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* BERDLY 🌐 @smartracers.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
OOC : // This one person fhat said "Susie and Berdly are the same kid, except Susie is the result of negative attention and Berdly is the result of insincere positive attention" oooohhhh I'm ki
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* BERDLY 🌐 @smartracers.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
OOC : // If I think too hard about Susie and Berdly being foils of each other I start to go insane
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
OOC : // Relevant once again 💖 bsky.app/profile/smar...
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Kris Dreemurr! @handle.invalid · 26/08/2025
( they wonder if noelle would notice that they're here. ) ( they confided in her semi-recently. she listened. ) ( ... but that doesn't mean they're friends again. she said they were, but... ) ( they miss her, right now. they obviously miss berdly and susie too, but. they really miss her. )
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Kris Dreemurr! @handle.invalid · 26/08/2025
( they want their dad. )
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Kris Dreemurr! @handle.invalid · 26/08/2025
( their body really hurts. waking up alone... in a hospital... it's scary. ) ( it's by necessity, of course. can't have people hovering over when their blood is replaced. ) ( but still. )
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Kris Dreemurr! @handle.invalid · 26/08/2025
( they don't remember coming here. huh. )
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withered quote bot @fatecalls.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hope you die and I hope it's because they kill you.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Hope you rot.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Pest.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Yeah. Go to hell. And say hi to all your twins for me while you're there, too.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Yeah? I hate you too, then. Asshole.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
OOC : // Yeah he is going to be fucking pissed at all the main Krislings for a while now sorry 💔
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
What the hell is your problem, anyway.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Not in the fucking mood for this today.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
[ ... Rubbing at his eyes. ]
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📲 >> KISS? WHAT??? 📲 >> Hahaha funny joke. You cannot say this shit yo me right now 📲 >> ... Ok maybe they need that though. God whatever. My head isn't on straight right now 📲 >> Talk to you later.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📲 >> i. 📲 >> I'm. Going to stay here with them 📲 >> They need me. They need me 📲 >> God ok wait. You should telk Susie too 📲 >> My Susie. The nerdy one 📲 >> They're best friends 📲 >> I don't know if she could help but this shouldn't be hidden from her
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📲 >> yyeah 📲 >> You're right. God. They need me 📲 >> Ugghh they might make this weird though they do that a lot 📲 >> God what am I even saying. I don't care damn it i just 📲 >> I DON'T want them to fucking die 📲 >> They're the only kne who remembers me
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
OOC : // He's freaking out 💖
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📲 >> That fucking Susie beat the shit out of me earlier too 📲 >> Don't know what the fuck her problem was. 📲 >> Yeah. O fucking kay. 📲 >> Just be cause we're all "WRONG" or whatever the fuck theur problem is 📲 >> Makes it okay to try an d fucking murder us? 📲 >> Damn it. God DAMN it
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📲 >> That fucking miserable sack of shit. 📲 >> Of course ut was them. Of course. 📲 >> Of fucking course.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📲 >> WHO 📲 >> WHO 📲 >> I'M GOING TO FUCKING END THEM
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📲 >> Yyeah 📲 >> Took them to. The hospital 📲 >> I'm fucking. Freakung out 📲 >> Who the fuck did this. I'm gona fucking kill them.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
OOC : // Tgis is Berdly being pissed. Not me. I love drama, as I said
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
OOC : // HEY THEY'VE EXISTED FOR TWO HOURS
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
... Fuck. Fucking hell. I need to cool off.
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Kris Dreemurr! @handle.invalid · 26/08/2025
// guess the answer to "can you all be fucking nice" is no, considering.
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✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
no. somebody fucked their hair up.
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Kris Dreemurr! @handle.invalid · 26/08/2025
( secretly kyaa'ing over berdly being protective over them because they're very normal )
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— THE BOY. @willwornonhiswings.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Lay your fucking hands on them and I'll break your arms.
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