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Will Allison

@willworks.bsky.social
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Artist, comic hawker, and hermit

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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gettin’ so tired of these living metaphors for today’s America, I swear
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tired of seeing cool-looking game cinematics only to find out they’re just a multiplayer shooter
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If Marathon had been a Halo-esque single player with multiplayer game I would have bought it day one. I don’t want a pvp extraction sweatfest, and I suspect most other people don’t either!
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love it for the perfect Shudder to Think ersatz glam numbers, plus the audacity that a dude got to make his Bowie/Iggy fan fiction into a real-ass movie. Brilliant
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Finally watched the last episode of Amazing Digital Circus, so now my bsky timeline has no spoiler power over me. Still gonna scroll fast past alll y’all’s opinions, sorry
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I am glad you’re eating even though I cannot countenance your pun
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The only thing that would have the juice is SCP Foundation, and those rights seem like they’d be a rat king
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The more I listen to Slayyyter’s new album, the more I’m convinced she’s the pop girl other pop girls rip off.
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You tryna update your phone or play Destiny 2, it’s impossible to tell anymore
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
One decade’s entertainment is usually a reaction the the previous one’s; I’d think a 70’s & 90’s mix would sound closer!
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I remember seeing that house ad for Marshal Law and asking my local comic shop clerk about it. He angrily denounced the series in such strenuous terms I immediately decided I had to read it
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What should have been the USA joining the world stage has been a debacle, since our government is run by bigots and grifters. A shame
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And by “American Mythology” I don’t mean anything good. I mean the myth that if someone wrongs you, you’re justified in dishing out any brutality you wish. Maybe there’s a reason the US holds a monopoly on school shooters
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m always gonna love Star Wars theoretically, I don’t have to bother with everything. I’m good thanks that’s plenty Star Wars I’m full
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“Will you were raised on Star Wars from ages 3-9, you gonna watch that new one?” Ehhhh do I gotta? Is it legally required? Did I miss a Supreme Court ruling or something?
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Jacob Elordi and Odessa A’zion should procreate so they can make a child whose face is a perfect square
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Watching “High Plains Drifter” and this shit is American Mythology as fuck. First 10 minutes Eastwood kills 3 men and rapes a lady. It’s like Westerns distilled to a parody. Beautifully filmed trash
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And for real, it’s usually our biggest day of the year sales-wise. Black Friday in May!
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
FCBD is a LOT of work for retailers and I’m not sure most folks know it. But I’m glad it exists, even when I’m happy to see the other side of it every year
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I absolutely love it in theory but don’t have the reflexes for it. Amazing game though
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yeah probably an overreaction on my part! Just the struggle of it all: someone having to steal underwear, some worker giving up mid-task, the tiniest victory of finding the extra pair. Feels like America in 2026, all right
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I ordered 4 copies at my store, and all have been spoken for! I’ve tried to reorder but it’s out of stock! Here’s hoping it’s a big success!
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Imagine a face in torturous pain. This is what I expressed upon my face reading these skeets
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
AIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
You show me a long cat, I hit like. Dem’s da rules
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You accidentally bought beef squishy!
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I can see the vision
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What a sentence
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
That sounds like a brutal time indeed
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution. This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American. They must be released immediately.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Stand up, fight back.
An illustration of an opossum holding a sign that says abolish ICE.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My life now
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~Classic Anime Girl of the Day!~ @retroanimegirls.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Today's Classic Anime Girl is Doronjo, from "Yatterman" (1977!) (Submitted by @molly2925.bsky.social!)
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Katch @katchdraws.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Quick lil reminder: Picking on the physical characteristics (weight, height, etc) of someone who's clearly just a trash human being isn't the dunk you think it is.
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Me, every day for the last ten years
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2025
Geordi La Forge Nope/Yes meme, but the yes has laser eyes in the visor: 

NOPE: 
"Do Not Comply In Advance"
- bossy
- already a cliche
- implies permission to comply later

YES: 
"Fuck You, Make Me"
- leads by example
- directs yelling at opposition instead of allies
- easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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Eric Bourdages @eze3d.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Watch it if you care about free media. There's been a capture happening that more people need to pay attention to. Not only is this dire for various media industries/workers but it's dangerous for those who consume media, free speech & democracy. youtu.be/V64TdrkhTqo?...
youtu.be
Oracle is Genuinely Far Scarier Than Blackrock
YouTube video by How Money Works
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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 29/09/2025
I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.
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mofusand(ぢゅの) @sharkcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
犬の張子にゃん
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Trans rights are human rights.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Political violence is evil, killing people is evil, a country with more guns in it than people is broken, and what the government is saying about political violence right now being a primarily leftwing phenomenon is factually, statistically untrue. They are using this moment to rewrite history.
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PBS @pbs.org · 07/08/2025
An update from us here at PBS 💙
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Will Allison @willworks.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hoping that means you’ll be able to get some improvements!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
again, *feeding an occupied population* is one of the most basic responsibilities imaginable under international law. not doing so is an actual war crime*, as is using starvation as a weapon.
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