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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 30/09/2026

That’s how my city handles things, baby. (I have not lived in Ithaca, NY since graduating from Ithaca College in 2013.)

Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 29/09/2026

I remain a true believer in karma, and while I feel not enough of it is going around to those who could use it (bad or good), you can't force its whims. At least there's this. May those seven know less and less peace.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 29/09/2026

An update: I have made a dinner of shrimp in very lemony orzo with some home-grown tomatoes for garnish. It is very good. We all have the capacity to do good things. May we do them.

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you don’t take sides, sides will take you

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

many social media managers will encourage you to spread your posts throughout the day but why do that when you have 500 thoughts and you could just literally post them all at the same time

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 12/09/2026

anyway to close out a day like today, have you all listened to the new album modernism from @perennialtheband.bsky.social yet, if not, here is something i wrote about their song emma peel: start-track.com/single-peren...

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Single: Perennial – Emma Peel – START TRACK

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 10/09/2026

checked the pats/hawks score right before maye threw that int and in the middle of saying "man, third down field goal would be the move, maye shouldn't be the hero here", i heard a groan from next door that told me everything i needed to know. football season, baby!

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

there’s a new interpol record and justin long is doing commercials with john hodgman. it is 2006. the future cannot come to pass. rome must burn

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 26/08/2026

you cannot fathom the amount of people preparing the dodgeball of nostradamus meme, in case It happens

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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 20/08/2026

a castle you say! a not-at-all sybaritic or ostentatious purchase from the feudal lords! it would be such a shame if someone were to, one might say, hide a lot of bees in the walls of their new domicile

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 17/08/2026

would see "foamy bile" and "very weak" and respond to this message with "those are some wild names" and folks, this is why they don't let me out of the house!

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 16/08/2026

YOU BETTA SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC TO START (DASH )TRACK (DOT) COM!

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 12/08/2026

(sighs) once again the icelanders get all the fun

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 31/07/2026

called a dealer's service center to make an appointment yesterday; today, received a voicemail from their AI bot asking if i was interested in trading in my vehicle. never cancelled an appointment faster in my life. never again with dealers; i'll go to my guy down the street who i know by name

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 31/07/2026

future chowder: a bigger, better, more chowdery chowder. now with 200 percent more chowder.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 25/07/2026

been waiting for this one to post on the blog for a while everyone go listen @brosaleigh.bsky.social start-track.com/album-josale...

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Album: Josaleigh Pollett – If I Let It Quiet – START TRACK

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/07/2026

in a house on the cape and this artwork has the voice of trump taking one of his cognitive tests

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/07/2026

It’s the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeear (aka @drewmagary.bsky.social starts putting out the Why Your Team Sucks articles)

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I just spent a week watching 8-to-17-year-old girls and trans kids learn instruments, form bands, design logos, and write songs. It was messy and noisy and glorious. And there are people who would like to replace that entire process with AI. FUCK THEM. MAKE ZINES START A BAND NEVER SURRENDER

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 21/07/2026

while watching the bottom of the 8th at fenway today i thought - but did not say - “gee whiz, i wonder what would happen if caleb durbin of all people hit a go-ahead home run” guess what happened the boston red sox may never lose again

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 20/07/2026

i know everyone is dunking on my boy zach for his surname but when he gets his first of many perfect games you will all understand that underneath this “crotch felt” are Hard Brass Balls

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 19/07/2026

me in 2026: echhhh i really hope argentina doesn’t repeat win. would just be boring and exactly what fifa wants probably me in 2030 maybe: VIVAAAAAAAA VIVA VIVA VIVA ESPAÑA OTRA VEZ BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 15/07/2026

By this logic, Spain is not only going to win the World Cup, but when they do, they’re going to send the White House a large hunk of shit in the shape of a World Cup trophy.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 15/07/2026

currently in a place where there is a "flag drop off" that looks like a trash bin and, i mean, yeah. the symbolism is delicious, folks (no pictures/no snitching)

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 15/07/2026

it was all downhill from here, folks. if they'd just kept the slime brand maybe we wouldn't be in this mess

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 13/07/2026

at some point SOMEONE has to put their hand on the dude's shoulder and be like "don. DON. you can't just hijack national tv whenever you get diaper rash"

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 08/07/2026

CAW CAW FOOLS HUNTERS GONNA HUNT

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 08/07/2026

Frankly, heads of state should point and laugh at Trump for many reasons, but ESPECIALLY the World Cup, and Pedro Sanchez himself should say "It's called FUTBOL" before giving the double bird and kicking a football directly into Trump's balls

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 08/07/2026

ayyyy it's the origin of my entire online "brand"

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 07/07/2026

Well, that was certainly one of the World Cup games of all time. On to the quarterfinals then!

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 07/07/2026

Hello @kenklippenstein.bsky.social yes this post is going over well with the Bluesky crowd. A question for the questioner: What's your end game here, bud? Continue to enjoy repeated humiliation as people who know better continue to dunk on you for not just taking the L on this one?

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 07/07/2026

Just heard some banging from the Brazilian family's place across the street so either a) they're just doing some construction or b) they were NOT rooting for Argentina in this match

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 07/07/2026

Usually I say "Folks, we got ourselves a ball game" when reacting to close baseball games. However, with regards to the Argentina/Egypt football match currently taking place with both teams tied at 2 goals... "Folks... We got ourselves a ball game."

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 07/07/2026

Well, at least the Mets are winning! #LGM

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 07/07/2026

There is a non-zero percent chance that a big soccer fan in the Trump Administration is headed towards the residence right now with a steel chair.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 06/07/2026

Also, as an HR lady: We would like to call all Platner supporters into our office for A Talk.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 06/07/2026

Ken doesn't know me but I know Ken because I am Terminally Online, so wondering if I should hit up Ken's Signal and go, "Hey K, Will here from the Texarkana Teller. I was just wondering if you had any comment about your previous public statement that "smoothgroins" were "in shambles"?

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 06/07/2026

Never was a fan of Mike from PA because he a) always yapped against right-wing nonsense without providing left-wing solutions; b) never took to the streets to help and stand with the community; and c) had NO foresight about folks like Platner even though HE GAVE US ALL THE CLUES!

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 05/07/2026

Yesterday we were all at Salisbury Beach vibing and then a massive rainstorm came and whipped sand around, and everyone helped each other grab belongings and link arms and make sure everyone was safe. And then we just kept vibing under the boardwalk. That’s my Commonwealth, baby.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 04/07/2026

Once more, we celebrate this date in the way the Good Lord intended: Watching our boy Joseph Chestnut house an unconscionable amount of hot dogs. All hail the King of Dogs. Happy fourth, everyone.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 01/07/2026

I’ve replaced Windows with Linux (Mint, mostly) on every PC machine I’ve owned for years, and I’ve never regretted it.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 01/07/2026

Reposted without comment originally but like gotta extol the greatness and importance of knowing a TRADE, whether that’s plumbing, construction, mechanical engineering, McFlurry machine repair, etc.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 30/06/2026

Clearly “The Poop Song” by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners, otherwise what are we even doing here.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Supreme Court my ass

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 30/06/2026

Anyway this is a reminder that I once saw Megyn Kelly at the Union Square Barnes & Noble and regret that I did not immediately summon Bahamut to drag her kicking and screaming into the shadow realm

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