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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/07/2026

in a house on the cape and this artwork has the voice of trump taking one of his cognitive tests

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 27/06/2026

I did that new political compass quiz that’s going around and ayyyy, that’s what I’m talkin’ about babyyyy. Go Knicks

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/06/2026

democratic socialists tonight:

a meme i made of hasan piker going “holy fuckin shit dog. dog like. dog holy fuckin SHIT”

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/04/2026

The Mets have won two in a row! They have won the series against the Twins! They have not lost since the introduction of Metsie, the Rabid Mets Fan Wolverine! All hail Metsie! #LGM @mets.com

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 23/04/2026

Metsie the Rabid Mets Fan Wolverine helped this team win tonight and break their 12-game skid. Plus, they made the Phillies lose their eighth in a row. Good Metsie. We love you, Metsie. #LGM @mets.com

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 22/04/2026

Ok I figured out what the Mets need to break out of the 12-game losing slump. They need Metsie, the team's feral rabid wolverine, to attack the other team's players and fans every game.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 18/03/2026

Thinking of some things. Creative inspiration of sorts, if you will. Check back in about a few days.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 06/02/2026

No new pictures. Where are you mentally? (Let’s go Mets baby all about the Mets baby woooooooo)

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 13/01/2026

regarding the news of scott adams please see the attached image below. iykyk

the dog from cboyardee’s classic YouTube masterpiece, “dilbert 3”

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 08/01/2026

Gotta live to fight another day, folks

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 06/01/2026

Found art and a haiku: Five Fireball nips All empty on the sidewalk Cast aside in snow

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 01/01/2026

You know what? I’ll take it.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 01/01/2026

slouching into 2026 with some cinematic masterpieces

The scene in Talladega Nights where Gary Cole as Reese Bobby tapes a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and calls the boys in blue.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/12/2025

That hockey show ruined me because I saw this pop up and went “Looks like those Hollander and Rozanov boys are at it again”

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 17/12/2025

not pictured: whoever the hell is honking at a red light like a maniac

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 14/11/2025

Speaking of that "crisis of confidence" speech from Carter... That national solar bank accounting for 20 percent of American energy sounds mighty fine right about now... 25-30 years late, maybe, but never too late to cut dependence on fossil fuels, right?

A snippet from Jimmy Carter's "Crisis of Confidence" speech, in which he states: Just as a similar synthetic rubber corporation helped us win World War II, so will we mobilize American determination and ability to win the energy war. Moreover, I will soon submit legislation to Congress calling for the creation of this nation's first solar bank, which will help us achieve the crucial goal of 20 percent of our energy coming from solar power by the year 2000."

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 04/11/2025

I wrote this song “In The Event Of Your Untimely Death” a few weeks ago as kind of a silly little goof. Given the news of the day, I suppose it’s fitting to post. Excuse the poor lighting/audio and messy office and overall personal appearance!

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/10/2025

Polyrhythms is out now. On all streaming services. Bandcamp link coming shortly. What a time to be alive. spotify.link/B0wQF4VVIXb

The cover of "Polyrhythms" by the Paris Buns

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 20/10/2025

Listen. I had to write this song called "Don't Buy The $599 Camera For Your Toilet." And then I had to make a quick and dirty music video for it. The Gods of Creation commanded it. @bencollins.bsky.social, look how you summoned the Gods of Creation!

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 20/10/2025

Anyway, I am releasing a new album of the Paris Buns' music on this Friday, October 24th, called "Polyrhythms." Eleven tracks of which I am very proud. And the mixing and mastering are probably the best they've ever been. Watch this space.

cover for the paris buns' album "polyrhythms", with a design made up of circles in rainbow pattern symbolizing polyrhythms of one beat over two over three, up to eight.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 10/09/2025

Okay, look. I know "Something went wrong" is Google inaccurately parsing NBC News's error message as part of the excerpt. However, in this context... It's definitely something.

nbc news google search result gone wrong

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 15/03/2025

Just saw Claudia Tenney whining about Mahmoud Khalil at the gym and out loud gave a big native Upstate New Yorker style "FUCK OFF CLAUDIA" in the direction of the TV. Because, once again, and with all my heart, fuck OFF, Claudia

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 07/03/2025

"Commonwealth Tunes", eh, @cnn.com? Eh, "King" """Charles"""? Only true commonwealth I recognize is the Great Commonwealth of Massachusetts, baby!!! I got a Commonwealth Tune for ya right here, kid: Dropkick all day blastin' out the window in 95 traffic with a large Dunks, baby! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 26/02/2025

always makes me smile. thank you very much, 1 person listening now

spotify for artists telling me "1 person listening now" to my music

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 21/02/2025

anyway please consider this image of a sunset over the frozen pond in my town as a sign that beauty still exists

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 15/02/2025

Found where they keep our skeets folks

A sign for a business park called BlueSky Center with businesses such as Avid, Oracle, Vericel, etc

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 14/02/2025

Love getting absolutely zero notice from our corporate overlords that they're again arbitrarily raising the price of services which probably cost them nothing to operate, reminding me once again that "the cloud" is actually one of smoke because We Live In Hell

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 14/02/2025

Uploaded a Mountain Goats cover to YouTube (as doing so is one of the only things keeping me sane these days) and I guess the algorithmic gods think I'm a little too accurate in my depiction of JD's delivery of "black molly"

the horrendous youtube content editing page showing "restrictions: copyright"

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 14/02/2025

For @numb.comfortab.ly who reskeeted a quote-skeet of this: A quick search showed me this article in which Bailey (the greasy toad pictured) can't seem to manage his money and wants MORE from taxpayers. But sure, it's DEI which is bleeding Americans dry! missouriindependent.com/2025/02/12/m...

From the Missouri Independent: Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey, shown speaking with reporters Jan. 13, was grilled by lawmakers Wednesday about his office budget and a new lawsuit filed against Starbucks accusing the company of discrimination (Annelise Hanshaw/Missouri Independent).

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 11/02/2025

Feels like this meme is relevant

the scene from the simpsons where mr. skinner asks "am i so out of touch" before going "no, it's the children who are wrong" but in this meme, instead of "children", it says "wokes"

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 10/02/2025

MATT GAETZ I HEARD YOU LIKE EM YOUNG

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 31/01/2025

(sighs) i guess it's time to read this book again

The cover of Cory Doctorow's "Walkaway", which shows a silhouette of a woman walking away from a house on fire.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 31/01/2025

Yeah that pretty much nails it on the head, Rider deck. Read me for filth, Rider deck

An image of the reversed Magician tarot card from the Rider deck, plus an explanation from Google's stupid AI describing its meaning:
"The reversed Magician tarot card can indicate a lack of focus, uncertainty, or weakness. It can also suggest that a person's talents and potential are not being fully realized."

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 30/01/2025

folks, i think i have broken the spotify algorithm

spotify suggesting both luvleelou and sum 41 for me, which feels like two competing vibes

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 29/01/2025

A sneak peek at this beautiful album art for "Songs For The End Times" which is about as non-AI as you can get (drawn with pencils, cut out with scissors, scanned and cropped on my phone, and that's about it):

The album art for the upcoming record "The Paris Buns - Songs For The End Times", which depicts two people in the bottom-left corner holding hands in front of an abstract-looking fire.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 29/01/2025

Apparently it's not that hard, although certain *totally alpha male sigma-minded dudes* might just be *built different* (Please note the asterisks denote extreme sarcasm)

How Much Ketamine Does It Take To Overdose?

The World Health Organization published research that suggests ketamine is fatal when injected at doses above 11 mg/kg for a person who is about 132 pounds.

Toxicology reports from individuals who died after using ketamine for recreational purposes found that doses between 0.1 and 7 mgl/l were present in the bloodstream when they died, according to the Emerging Health Threats Journal.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 29/01/2025

People: If I ever disappear from this place, you know where to find me. (And by "disappear from this place", I mean from Bluesky. Not from life. That would be dark.) willsisskind.com

A screenshot of the homepage of the simple yet elegant WillSisskind.com.

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/01/2025

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Zac Oyama of Dropout in full costume as Tommy Shriggly saying his motto: "Get your head outta your ass."

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Will, from Internet @willsisskind.com · 24/01/2025

So far so good! Really excited to see this continue to grow! 🙌

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