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BREAKING: WillMuldoon.com is the newest member of the Alaska Press Club and currently is in talks with the AnchoragePresss.com, AlaskaBeacons.com and AlaskaLandmines.com to enter into an agreement providing satirical coverage of the current state of journalism and ethics in the State of Alaska.

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History will smile upon us for funneling journalists into a monolith that routes donations to the people doing the real boots-on-the-ground work: Jeffrey Landfield, Esq. Anyways, here's an ad using Jeff's affiliation w/ the Landmine to influence voters in the same election he's moderating.

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Why is the @alaskabeacon.com sponsoring a debate hosted by the Landmine? Do you not have enough expertise or resource to host, that you're forced to partner with an organization that adheres to no journalistic standards? Sad.

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Literally the photo that ran with the newsletter contemporaneous of this: Maybe he wasn't to be trusted in the first place?

For sure. We tend to not think of recall/removal when proposing to appoint people to do cool stuff. Super interesting to me how this plays out. I think they probably need a code change for edge cases regardless. Luck shouldn't be repeatable.

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Mayor Otos gave some context on what could happen over the next mont(and I think clear signalling that he's going to follow-through) last night:

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I tweaked an old 90s RPG server to run on my machine. Then I rigged the fruit fly connectome w/ behavior ladders & embedder, w/ Qwen3 as the inferential engine to power bots. Now I have 20 fruit fly bots living in a 90s rpg in my den. They've started an economy based on Hermit Crab cycles.

willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

JKT took $350k from Anthropic employees, uses Ai to add commas to mail merges, but is also against Ai Datacenters in Alaska (lmao). Zero follow-up on why a data analyst is using Ai for a substr repl. Zero discussion on Ai use in #akleg or the NCSL forum. www.northernjournal.com/an-alaska-ca...

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An Alaska candidate for governor sparked a backlash by taking AI employees’ money. But he says he’s the opposite of an AI candidate.

“I absolutely should have seen this coming,” said Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My favorite was McCabe's "The THE LINE". its provocative. get's the people going.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

House has Cal up here explaining what would happen in a 0% inflation situation...lmao Bartender! Get this man a golden shovel for the amount of shit he just left on the floor.

willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I feel like the Supreme Court is a place to be pedantic: The Division is asking to call Dan Sullivan a nonpartisan? Was he ever registered nonpartisan? We have both U and N, I believe he was AKIP, then U and never an N? alaskapublic.org/news/politic...

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Alaska justices sound skeptical of 'extreme remedy' in case of 2 Dan Sullivans

The Alaska Supreme Court is considering the Division of Elections' decision to boot Petersburg Dan Sullivan from the ballot. He seeks to challenge U.S. Sen. Dan Sullivan.

willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Kaufman asking whether this is a change summary or a sectional. There is no sectional, because they didn't have time(?!) Really horrible pitching from Ecklund here. Very little cohesion, lots of bopping around. Painter has cleaned up more in his opening minute than Pete knocked down in 15.

willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This is what HR says when mgmt forgets the dude in pajamas skipping meetings is a contractor and they still schedule the big group. Pajama Pete aint going to the meeting. I promise.

Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

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One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My Grandmother emigrated from Loch Lomond, Scotland to Port Chester, New York. In the week since her passing, The Knicks are world champs, and the Scots are marching on Fenway by the thousands after winning a World Cup game.

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Lou Gehrig's Iconic 'Luckiest Man' Speech

ALT: Lou Gehrig's Iconic 'Luckiest Man' Speech

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FASCINATING TO ME. I probably knew (fastest aging state. Tenakee/Juneau hit high in the listicles. I've worked with AARP/CBJ Comm on Aging) But it's kinda wild? I think it inspires me more than candidates?

Nope. They tend to donate to their PAC, which APOC has been inconsistent on. But even with that:

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ran SUM() against occupation and employer (it's all self reporting...)

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Name the number 1 occupation of political donors over the previous ten years.

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I was over twenty hours into using it to refactor my akleg code to get into a central repo that I want to release under MIT. It's all in git, and I used to do this shit, but like what are we doing? The guy who is hosting hotdogs and dudefight for his bday is limiting my transformer access?

willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Eastman in 33rd. Knicks in Five. #akleg

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It's also a weak case from Lt. Gov and I want him to go court full AKIP style. Weird Pro Se, but like 4 solid points and some juicy discovery.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Being fair to Dan², 2nd week of March is when voter roll maintenance is conducted and the AKIP was disbanded. Those people become undeclareds if they didn't proactive change party. But then deadline for PFD (and auto voter reg stuff) is 2wks later.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Instead of allowing a joint effort of scientists to monitor and eradicate screwworm systematically... We're apparently modifying MQ9s or something else (?!) 'rapidly' to run custom YOLOs? and then what? Are we air-dropping freedom to infected cattle? what's the plan?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Press Release reads like they wrote the bill (they did). Shouts to Elexie for drinking on the job tho, we're all so proud.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Legislature isn't covered by Open Meetings Act in Alaska. Assemblies can pass notes, not inherently illegal. But it shouldn't be over-relied on, which risks exposure to a "walking quorum", which is illegal.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The eigen for Dimension 2 literally just being "Are you David Eastman"? during the 33rd still hurts my feelings. Ibuilding Poole Rosenthals and doing multiple analysis just to arrive at the same place I'd be if I watched exactly one single floor session...