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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Muldoon News Network will be purchasing the rolls periodically and providing analysis on our affiliate sites.

willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

BREAKING: WillMuldoon.com is the newest member of the Alaska Press Club and currently is in talks with the AnchoragePresss.com, AlaskaBeacons.com and AlaskaLandmines.com to enter into an agreement providing satirical coverage of the current state of journalism and ethics in the State of Alaska.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why is the @alaskabeacon.com sponsoring a debate hosted by the Landmine? Do you not have enough expertise or resource to host, that you're forced to partner with an organization that adheres to no journalistic standards? Sad.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I tweaked an old 90s RPG server to run on my machine. Then I rigged the fruit fly connectome w/ behavior ladders & embedder, w/ Qwen3 as the inferential engine to power bots. Now I have 20 fruit fly bots living in a 90s rpg in my den. They've started an economy based on Hermit Crab cycles.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

JKT took $350k from Anthropic employees, uses Ai to add commas to mail merges, but is also against Ai Datacenters in Alaska (lmao). Zero follow-up on why a data analyst is using Ai for a substr repl. Zero discussion on Ai use in #akleg or the NCSL forum. www.northernjournal.com/an-alaska-ca...

northernjournal.com

An Alaska candidate for governor sparked a backlash by taking AI employees’ money. But he says he’s the opposite of an AI candidate.

“I absolutely should have seen this coming,” said Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I feel like the Supreme Court is a place to be pedantic: The Division is asking to call Dan Sullivan a nonpartisan? Was he ever registered nonpartisan? We have both U and N, I believe he was AKIP, then U and never an N? alaskapublic.org/news/politic...

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Alaska justices sound skeptical of 'extreme remedy' in case of 2 Dan Sullivans

The Alaska Supreme Court is considering the Division of Elections' decision to boot Petersburg Dan Sullivan from the ballot. He seeks to challenge U.S. Sen. Dan Sullivan.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Kaufman asking whether this is a change summary or a sectional. There is no sectional, because they didn't have time(?!) Really horrible pitching from Ecklund here. Very little cohesion, lots of bopping around. Painter has cleaned up more in his opening minute than Pete knocked down in 15.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This is what HR says when mgmt forgets the dude in pajamas skipping meetings is a contractor and they still schedule the big group. Pajama Pete aint going to the meeting. I promise.

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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My Grandmother emigrated from Loch Lomond, Scotland to Port Chester, New York. In the week since her passing, The Knicks are world champs, and the Scots are marching on Fenway by the thousands after winning a World Cup game.

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Lou Gehrig's Iconic 'Luckiest Man' Speech

ALT: Lou Gehrig's Iconic 'Luckiest Man' Speech

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Name the number 1 occupation of political donors over the previous ten years.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Eastman in 33rd. Knicks in Five. #akleg

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Being fair to Dan², 2nd week of March is when voter roll maintenance is conducted and the AKIP was disbanded. Those people become undeclareds if they didn't proactive change party. But then deadline for PFD (and auto voter reg stuff) is 2wks later.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Instead of allowing a joint effort of scientists to monitor and eradicate screwworm systematically... We're apparently modifying MQ9s or something else (?!) 'rapidly' to run custom YOLOs? and then what? Are we air-dropping freedom to infected cattle? what's the plan?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Press Release reads like they wrote the bill (they did). Shouts to Elexie for drinking on the job tho, we're all so proud.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Built an application that watches CBJ Assembly hearings and logs every time someone on the dais uses a cellphone. I can also highlight specific individuals via RegionOfInterest mapping.

Screenshot of an application monitoring a public hearing and flagging when a cellphone is used.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My ideas are worthy of upending the status quo, as long as we do so before 11pm.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Vetoed the sweep in response. 🗽🚮

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Got my tilling and seeding in before the rains.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Haida was a jeopardy answer tonight!

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The candidate for U.S. Senate against Dan Sullivan, Dan Sullivan, is now a registered Republican per the AK Division of Elections. #akleg

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Fun fact: If you look at my screenshot of 2024 voter rolls of Dan Sullivans, you will see a HD02 registration under "A" party. That one has the same addy as the candidate. New candidate is an AKIP'er. 🤠

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

We have five levels deeper to achieve peak Dan Sullivan this race. (look from 2024 rolls cause I'm lazy). #akleg

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

This Op-ed for the Alaska Bar Rag written by former AG Havelock during the opening of the Zobel cases and consideration of Alaska's revenue and tax base are an interesting look into the time capsule. #akleg alaskabar.org/wp-content/u...

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

A 2nd Dan Sullivan entering the Senate race while Walker enters the Gov race w/ Hoffbeck. We should welcome the gadflies.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

you can install syntheizers/sequencers/drum machines in your starship in No Man's Sky and just make beats in outer space in VR.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

In Trump's America, no one has legs?

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

W-NOMINATE isn't working well for the 34th. The lack of crossover voting on nonbudget bills is collapsing it (I think). I'm now trying to bin and weight votes by Category and try Delaunay triangles on that weighted PCA ideal space. #akleg

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Some of that analysis I do that no one understands (Weighted Three Step Nominal Estimation) wasn't working as expected on the 34th legislature last year. After running some Single Value Decomp against all votes last night, I think I figured it out. Got some fun work this weekend. #akleg

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

My lineal ascendant agreed when he wrote extensively on it in his Große Kirchenordnung in 1559... If we're just rehashing the reformation before Sine Die, I really enjoy the early discourse on the ubiquity of Christ and Brenz's retorts feel very Will Muldoon-esque.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

You can drive a Chevy 350 to a CNA at a gas station to get Kratom and spice and pay in Bitcoin without fear. #akleg

Screenshot showing what the Alaska House Republicans' Comms team are considering wins today.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I was with this until he said PFD and not CBR.

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Since it's not on the call of the session...what if we got a little silly for exactly thirty hours, for science?

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willmuldoon @willmuldoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Mike Prax says he knows people don't update their registration because he's been going door-to-door, figuring it out. I updated my info before I went to bed the first night. But unfortunately have not had Mike Prax scurrying in my yard this spring yet. #akleg

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