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Willie Muse

@williesillie2.bsky.social
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 8h
Terrified and excited to see the things @dilfosaur.bsky.social is gonna make this man do
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 9h
It's 2016 let characters in kids shows play with each others butts
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 9h
It's been 4 episodes and not a single homosexual 69ing scene in the new avatar
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 10h
How is the more interesting part of this not the car climbing walls?
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it was not my birthday
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
9 years ago i peaked
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He still likes me tho, right?
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He chose the president....
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You know you sucked when a dude named a whole ass month and still his greatest contribution to society was smashing a pie in your face
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If I recall that's the apocalypse
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me, watching Avatar: 7 Havens
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would kill you all to save Geet
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The new avatar has made some inspired creative decisions (added a big cat)
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Matthew.
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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
10/12/26
Heathcliff Panel:
Two butchers stand outside the meat store. One butcher is flying a drone labeled 'meat' for cheering children. Heathcliff stands balanced on the drone wearing a matching meat helmet. The butcher not controlling the drone says “Poor Evan—with that shape, he’ll end up a Trump-o’-lantern for sure.”New Yorker Panel:
Three pumpkins sit in a pumpkin patch. A taller pumpkin in looking sad in the foreground. Behind that pumpkin two rounder pumpkins are whispering to each other. One of the round pumpkins says "Children love the meat drone."
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You can tell he's an idiot and a failure because he hijacked an entire government agency to name it after a stupid meme, meanwhile "Elon's Musk" was sitting right there but he never released a cologne
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just watched Midsommar again and it was very good
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Midsommar? I'd say more like Verygoodsommar
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Learned something new on Kate McKinnon's Wikipedia page
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I get it every time I can but I don't fully understand why
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is the point of whipped cream on a drink? Am I supposed to mix it in or try to drink it through a straw
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My cat winked at me last night.
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooooh
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be clear I'm talking visually. Amazing album but I mostly meant that I wanna start walking around carrying a sickle
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the vibe I'm going for
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll get em next year
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't need this negativity in my life. It'll work for me in every way
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fun thing I learned in therapy: Turns out it's still emotional dysregulation if you keep it to yourself
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm serious if I so much as cough I'm suing
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If my CPAP doesn't fix literally every problem in my life I'm gonna be so mad
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're already so close
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reforming healthcare by replacing all the forms with a troll who asks you a series of riddles. Its a lateral move but at least it's whimsical
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh hell yeah! The number stopped going down
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just like........her way i guess.
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nah she's just a weird little guy
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Misconduct?!?! In the University of Arizona Fraternity system? I won't hear of such of thing apnews.com/article/ariz...
apnews.com
University of Arizona suspends fraternity activities as reports of misconduct persist
The University of Arizona has suspended activities at its fraternities following persistent reports of misconduct, including assault, hazing and drug and alcohol-related behavior.
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
shes definitely killed someone. i love her
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
took a chance on a semicolon. lets see how this pays off for me
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd believe you if you told me they weren't married; this is just a weird thing she decided to do.
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is Nigella Lawson really weird to British people too or am I just losing something in translation?
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm, like, 40...
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It did give me an idea for what I should do next
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In the spirit of fairness, the left should get to do one free January 6th
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why we'd need to time travel
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only way we can fix this is a time heist
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Zaslav right now:
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Neither
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spoilers for primetime I guess
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And just like that, I can no longer say that I've never seen Jonathan Lipnicki's penis
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Spook 'Em, enby extraordinaire @ninethenby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm gonna rewatch this to sooth myself after those quebec election results. And then I'll go to sleep (or I'll fall asleep before the end)
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