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@williamsquilliam.bsky.social
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Watch me lose my mind in real time. Sometimes NSFW 🌈💅🏻

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Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 6h
Once again in the mood to get someone’s son pregnant 🙂‍↕️
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 7h
Depressed and grouchy lately. Srry
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 7h
I am literally "Old Man Yells at Cloud" right now as I am fighting 3DExperience failing to update when all I want to do is open Solidworks. I'm so tired of every company forcing me through their bullshit spyware portals, just let me run my application you force me to pay monthly for man.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate LinkedIn so much. Its just Facebook slop for friendless company men tbh.
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ADHDaniel @chaoticallydaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Work better go smoothly today
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ihatemyjobihatemyjobihatemyjob
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Screaming Kitty with Pink Bow
ALT: Screaming Kitty with Pink Bow
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The state of AI usage at ******: Some guy in the company becomes obsessed with AI and manages to leverage the CEO and CTO to start using it in workflow.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's officially Over the Garden Wall season 🎃🍂🐸
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. The Lord works in mysterious ways I guess
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the smoke detectors going off was a fun way to wake up this morning.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shenanigans @thecutiestevie.bsky.social
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y'all know what a bottle or soju means, right? @thecutiestevie.bsky.social
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guys I just learned the covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts is in a basement and not wheelchair accessible and this has so deeply fried me I could win a state fair
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lazy hammock day
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Shifted Shape 🔞 @wolfmanagenda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, if we aren't going to play porn to scare the straights away, then we need to blast Only Fire or something. We can't have NO defenses
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gay people shouldn’t have to work and I shouldn’t have to explain any further
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank god for auto labelling because I forgot to label that last one lol
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Friday. First day of nice weather for us. All meetings cancelled. Happy #fcf indeed!
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who is this diva mamma boots sister girlie??????
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coworker uses AI to write hydrodynamic code and thinks he's an expert now in hydro. Hydrodynamic consultant says "this looks wrong, your data is probably miscalculating here" Coworker realizes there's a major bug that's miscalculating in that exact spot and has the AI fix it. Rinse and repeat. 🤦🏻
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Btw if you want a relatively normal search function again, DuckDuckGo does a good job. And you can set it up so that if you're unable to find what you're looking for, you can THEN ask an AI to help with a single button tap.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This front coming through better knock down the moisture in the air because I cannot only handle many more days of 90° at 80% humidity before I fuckin snap
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something fun they never tell you about tattoos is every once in a while one of them will suddenly be pissed off and itchy for no goddamn reason
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's an interesting and enticing position available in Seattle I could apply to 🤔
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a miracle I've never picked up smoking jfc
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not beating the autism allegations
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess I'll be in Boston the first week of Oct for work. Let's hope I don't take more psychic damage from visiting a place with nicer what-could-be weather.
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fran 🥊🪊 @huelebicho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
monday mornings are so difficult for teenage girls in their mid 30s like me
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DL trade cruises sub twink
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️ @thecutiestevie.bsky.social
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished the Culture series, so I guess it's time to revisit The Expanse. I only ever originally completed this first book.
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✌️angel @hibiscusgoblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Short king needing to top
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe a new tattoo soon will cheer me up
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In case anybody cares, I started my next batch of sauerkraut and I'm trying a new salt
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Completely stuffed with bánh mì
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Chubby Orange Cat Standing Upright
ALT: Chubby Orange Cat Standing Upright
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm so glad I live near so much Vietnamese food because goddamn it's so good
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Annie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus
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Nature boy @natureboyfourlife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At this point in time, the only way to become hotter is to get more tattoos
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know Google completely lost the plot when Apple has me questioning if I want an iPhone. Looking back on it, I think the Pixel 4 was the last one that wasn't mediocre.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nonsense!
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yet another job rejection.... I'm fucking trapped this is so depressing...
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What do we think of bald(ish)? I'm not quite sold on it yet, tbh.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HHN shenanigans
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fine, I'll use your AI tools. But I want a 4 hour work day and no drop in pay.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"hey can you help me with-" No. I don't really want to. Thanks anyway.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't tell if I never have motivation to hook up because of the depression or the autism
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The queen of dummy faces
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Might try the bald/beard thing
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmfao the US government is such a joke
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