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Will

@williamsquilliam.bsky.social
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Watch me lose my mind in real time. Sometimes NSFW 🌈💅🏻

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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 6h
Barking, howling, etc
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 6h
I know I said I was staying in Boston but we finished a day early and I took the opportunity to push up my flight to tonight and barely make it in time because I missed my cat
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not leaving this city. You can't make me. I'll be poor idfc
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just poking fun at that job description. Project managers are the sworn enemy of engineers 😛
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly what I was looking for today well done
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He sounds.... Boring
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the year of our Lord 2026 why is the hotel WiFi only 9Mbs
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do I get to wfh this time or am I going to be deemed "essential" again?
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More likely to get me to not vote for someone because I'm tired of seeing their ads
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Them: "wanna come over?"
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Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah and you get to deal with my failures 😘
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can flirt in German and there's certainly no peace but not for the reasons you want
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lately I've been very sleepy at 2pm and then very awake at 12am. It's fine. I'm sure everything is fine.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I spelled wiener wrong and yes this photo is a few days old cause I can't be bothered to take one rn
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y'all only like me for my weiner
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😍
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My least favorite part about work trips are when the loneliness and depression hit...
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh wow indeed
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like why would I go back to the place where they light me on fire every Tuesday?
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not getting back on that goddamn plane
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The outside has air conditioning up here 🥲
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll be in Boston but have fun in Orlando without me
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Infomercials (looking at you Cathy Mitchell) piss me off because I know I could scam people with a much better product.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need your kind of chaos in my life. It helps balance the autism.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be walking into mid 60s and sunny weather every day in Boston? You won't be able to get me on the plane back to hell.
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No John @nojohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy October 3rd
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First the news about Gypsy Rose Blanchard and now this? Strange day we're having.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my latest culinary hyper fixation are perilla leaves because my plants are supplying me an almost limitless supply right now
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the bright side, even though it's humid af it's at least cooled down quite a bit from what it was.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have yet to be convinced that the bagel button on my toaster actually does anything
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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How Do We Tell Him Mr Krabs
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Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again in the mood to get someone’s son pregnant 🙂‍↕️
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Depressed and grouchy lately. Srry
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Goofy Movie: Roxanne's Happy Hair Twirl
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am literally "Old Man Yells at Cloud" right now as I am fighting 3DExperience failing to update when all I want to do is open Solidworks. I'm so tired of every company forcing me through their bullshit spyware portals, just let me run my application you force me to pay monthly for man.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sending hugs 🥺
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate LinkedIn so much. Its just Facebook slop for friendless company men tbh.
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ADHDaniel @chaoticallydaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Work better go smoothly today
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ihatemyjobihatemyjobihatemyjob
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Screaming Kitty with Pink Bow
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gorgeous 😭😭
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So now they're taking it seriously rather than thinking of it as a magic pill. And we're going to spend thousands of $ in labor sitting in meetings about it.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leadership finally puts on their thinking caps and notices. "Hey wait. Why are we spending the salary of 3-6 developers when we're only getting the output of 2 extra developers? Oh and there's a brain drain happening from over reliance on AI. And bug reports are starting to rise significantly"
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bills start coming due and they are steadily increasing. $5k one month. $12k the following, $25k, and now $50k. That's $600k per year and rising.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They start getting more ingrained with it and developers start using it more and more. Everyone loves it because it makes their jobs so much easier. Leadership thinks they're getting over 2x output from every dev when they're really getting more like 1.2x output.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They realize very quickly that the AI can program code and is making them capable of prototyping software for bids very quickly. That's useful, sure. But you better back up your prototypes with real software.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The state of AI usage at ******: Some guy in the company becomes obsessed with AI and manages to leverage the CEO and CTO to start using it in workflow.
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love all the angles 🙂‍↕️
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's officially Over the Garden Wall season 🎃🍂🐸
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. The Lord works in mysterious ways I guess
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Will @williamsquilliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the smoke detectors going off was a fun way to wake up this morning.
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