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Dr. Worm

@williamdaw.bsky.social
379 followers 726 following 101 posts

trapped my sleeve in the outside of the train door but posting through it

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tara 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Iceland is now doing food gacha
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If you’re worried that liberalism cannot produce a meaningful response to contemporary crises, don’t worry - I’m working on it, workshopping an idea called “Proactive Liberalism” which will use the power of the state to crush any disorder, thereby giving us more time to think of solutions
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
becoming fabulously wealthy by investing in the little dignity blankets they throw over prototype robots when they fuck up at a demo
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(George Costanza voice) I’m getting verklempt!! I got weltschmerz!!!
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did you hear? Ghost Face is leaving the red zone
Graffiti saying ghost face over a sign saying leaving red zone
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
unfollowed like a dozen people for banging on about air conditioning yesterday and you know what it has cooled me down
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tough guy voice:
Screencap of text saying “you’ve read your last free article”
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Breastfeeding in the pit
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
shooting myself in the penis, and testicles
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
werewolf transformation into reply guy
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Listening to my podcasts at 0.9 x speed so they last longer
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Accidentally out and about wearing my bin shoes (special disgusting shoes only for taking bins out)
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
All the world’s a stage (sewer level)
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
(Narrator Tidus) I had forgotten it was also possible to be uncomfortable from being too warm
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Reddit.jpg
Kirk van houten standing in front of his inscrutable drawing of “dignity” as the first google image search result for “simpsons dignity” with the truncated caption “any theories on what Kirk-“ and a link to the hated website Reddit
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Succumbing to a malady
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
singing Bohemian Rhapsody in its entirety to my long-suffering wife
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
No Gargoyling, boys. We wont stand for it
A sign with a diagram that says not to perch atop the toilet like a bird of prey
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
(Tune of King of Carrot Flowers pt II) I love my chungus life
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sitting bolt upright
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Repeat Blunderer @doghousereilly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
<annoying nasal voice> if you don’t like the changes we have made, the door is there. Please come back.
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Andy’s Hantavirus
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
(Gravely) I have been diagnosed with The Dreamer’s Disease
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
seeing a physio tomorrow. Hope they're already starting on the run up for a corrective dropkick
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Bluesky Status @status.bsky.app · 16/04/2026
We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos status.bsky.app
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Writing a third-person artists bio that ends with the sentence "He is a normal amount horny"
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/02/2026
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life." Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Here at the zoo we don't call them "cages". That's an Ape Hole
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Current brainworm: Tom Waits singing "happy birthday to you"
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I will never help youtube by answering one question
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Just invented a new quick dinner I am calling "prison nachos"
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
To a wild and crazy guy like me they're actually the Normal Clown Posse
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Texting my wife as I got off the bus and accidentally said "I love you" to the bus driver. A strong start to the weekend
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Dr. Worm @williamdaw.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Holding a gun to my own head and forcing myself to start posting on bluesky
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