William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 10hLike, if I was a fossil fuel boss, and I was 100% confident the climate was fine and my business wasn't a threat, I think I’d still be too self-conscious that people thought I just wanted money and fuck everything else. Guess I’m just shallow. Fossil fuel bosses must have real... integrity, right? 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I've never been in a situation where I've had the chance to make a life-alteringly insane amount of money, provided I was willing to jeopardise the viability of the entire planet as a life-sustaining ecosystem. But if I was, I like to think I'd do the right thing. 010
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“#nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings” 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh no. Not Coe. He had so much more to give. 010
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A retired engineer? Radicalised on LinkedIn, no doubt. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comMad Men: Roger Sterling's 'Who Cares' WhiskeyALT: Mad Men: Roger Sterling's 'Who Cares' Whiskey 121
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My dream, you ask? Oh, I am but a simple man. My aim is merely to become YouTube’s leading authority on to-do list apps. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think today’s Wordle might just be the proudest moment of my life. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jumping onto Bluesky to check out lots of posts about US politicians I'm extremely vague on. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish to announce that I have published 'Abandoned Exercise Equipment', a new collection of short stories, via Kindle. Short and sweet, as cheap as I could make it. I'll do a freebie week as soon as I get organised, but if anyone's feelin' fancy... 👇 www.amazon.com/Abandoned-Ex... 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you happened to have a leadership course on Linkedin I would definitely sign up. And I hate Linkedin. 010
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Teaser for the Backrooms sequel just dropped. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Choleric truck uncles” is my new favourite phrasing. 000
Reposted by William BayfieldJack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/09/2026If this blowback pushes Ed Sheeran into veering hard right I think he will be the new funniest guy conservatives have to pretend they listen to. Choleric truck uncles performatively repeat-streaming songs you'd hear in an Old Navy at 10 AM 2325
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’d never heard of this Robert Kraft fellow an hour ago but he sure has introduced himself to the world now. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One thing I’m still learning is that, whenever I take an immediate, groundlessly irrational dislike to a public figure, they will almost invariably prove me right in the end. But the question is: why did all those performers associate themselves themselves with Ed Sheeran in the first place? 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nice, but the jokes are now almost indistinguishable from the actual shit he puts out. It’s like, if satire died when Kissinger won the Nobel peace prize, MAGA is killing satire in the most inhumane way possible, then boiling down its carcass to extract the precursor chemicals. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Killing time till five o’clock counting how many wrestlers each month are listed in ‘Deaths in 2026’ on Wikipedia. Today feels like it should be a Thursday. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Piers Morgan is right; it’s a ridiculous comparison. Hitler was many things, but a child rapist he was not. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Thought I’d drop into #Booksky to admit that I’m not really enjoying reading Proust, but then I did a search for posts about his work and I’m not sure if it’s a good idea. 060
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026starting to think social media isn't really worth it 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Not sure about this new big-spending Tottenham timeline. It just feels like we’ve become another top-10 trading club, shuffling through vaguely anonymous players who didn’t quite make it at other rich clubs. Think I might be missing the no-big-signings days, frustrating though they were. 010
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I feel like I’m still only just coming to terms with the Big Secret of Adult Life: that pretty much everyone is actually just winging it. And now it’s like not even that is true.  120
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ready to start setting up meetings with Google with my rebrand pitch. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not really that keen on LinkedIn but I do have to use it for work at the moment, and I just noticed someone from the US Department of Homeland Security has been checking out my profile. That seems… odd. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'm going to have to disappoint you. And I intend to enjoy it. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comDustin Hoffman & Robert Redford: Sorting PapersALT: Dustin Hoffman & Robert Redford: Sorting Papers 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Obama did it all the time. Deep State kept the truth from us. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Make a band bigger: Tropical Fuck Hurricane 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I liked Lanterns a lot. Then I saw that Lucy Mangan in the Guardian - who gave five stars to the abysmal The Assassin - did not, so now I love it. 010
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ahhh, that time of year when my Youtube algorithm is flooded with video thinkpieces about how Tottenham has done phenomenal business this transfer window and are a lock to win the title. Mmm, such precious times. #thfc #coys 020
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Who is more repulsive? Pauline? Or Barnaby? 001
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I guess this film has got Word of Mouth figured out then. 000
Reposted by William BayfieldMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026inside you there are two woolfs 819842
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 10/08/2026His PR people must just stand there thinking “wish I’d never quit working for Senator Agsby.” youtu.be/5h3d6udVurQyoutu.beBrass Eye - Senator AgsbyYouTube video by Matt Stone 010
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 10/08/2026His PR people must just stand there thinking “wish I’d never quit working for Senator Agsby.”m.youtube.comBrass Eye - Senator AgsbyYouTube video by Matt Stone 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Okay but he did shoot the nudity. He's clear that people don't want to see nudity, but he shot it nonetheless... youtu.be/MKEUujz12S4?...youtu.beMitchell And Web Look "Now We Know"YouTube video by Lockett552 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Kos Samaras wrote an interesting piece about this, specifically about Victoria, a few months back. open.substack.com/pub/redbridg... 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 30/07/2026All this stuff is obsession-grade stuff for me. Bookmarking this and the quoted thread for later contemplation, with wine. 010
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m sorry but if I happened to be at a Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, I’d be all “ooh who’ll be there? Zendaya? Chalamet? The lady Gaga?” I would get fucking whiplash if I ended up sitting next to Pauline Hanson and Gina Rinehart. 000
William Bayfield @williambayfield.bsky.social · 28/07/2026California should start a sovereign wealth fund with all the bail money they’re gonna collect from people vandalising that star. 020
Reposted by William BayfieldPops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He should get the medal of freedom for what he did! 349125281969