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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guy who said he’d disown his own son if he was gay loses job for unrelated reasons, now forced to rely on millions already made in his career
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lukewarm take: Mo developing into a consistent 20-25 min a night guy is critical for the Knicks to repeat because it’s the only way to ensure OG, Hart, and Mikal get enough rest to stay fresh all year.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We went to Wrigley (and got the obligatory first time certificates) this year and I was shocked at how few hot dog stands they had
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Desperately need Talarico to start hammering home the point that anyone voting for him needs to vote Dem all the way down the ballot.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am growing very close to convinced that Andy Beshear actually Believes in Things.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you spend your childhood listening to boomer and Gen X Catholics trying to explain why abortion is bad you develop a natural ability to turn any voice into a Charlie Brown Adult Noise.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My fiancé watching the Kansas football hype video
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i would die for Marine
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Republicans want to talk about which bathroom kids use so people don’t remember they’ve closed almost 200 public schools in Texas” is such a goddamn layup and Dems are blowing it
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Hey remember how things in Texas have gotten significantly worse over the past 30 years? A bunch of guys responsible for that like me!!!”
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
cowardly
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey this response actually sucks @ginafortexas.bsky.social. If you’re not willing to defend trans rights what else will you back down as governor?
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Catholic ass watching videos of JD Vance talking end times bullshit.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I do think this will help to explain to people why you can’t argue with Christian fascists. They fundamentally don’t care if they’re monsters because of some half cocked ends justifies the means fire and brimstone ideology.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cool situation where I basically have to build it into my weekly routine to confirm I’m still registered to vote
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Warren Leight @warrenleight.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a possible compromise:
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Yankees are paying for the sin of moving A-Rod to third
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man, when MLB nails it they really nail it
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
your nephew is hooked on opioids because cops took the drug prevention money and spent it on flock cameras to stalk their ex wives
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sad to see a guy only able to deliver a fastball like this when he’s trying to throw a slider
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Inarguably the worst of the Great Lakes. The best part of it is the Canadian side of Niagara Falls that everyone thinks is the entire falls. So weak that it justified the short lived disgrace of calling Lake Champlain a Great Lake.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Put the man in the finest bubble wrap fashioned from hemp
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just in case you needed another reason to put your efforts into flipping Texas state leadership & legislature instead of a flashy senate race.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh so assholes are just gonna lie about who Dolly was now huh?
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
are you fucking kidding me
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Or, more accurately: Former mediocre NBA player attends W game to cause a scene and accelerate his right wing grift game, Natasha Cloud tells him to shut the fuck up
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The ricochet from growing a few things to A LOT of things back to a few things is real and a necessary learning step
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh that is gonna be the worst quality beef imaginable
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there are like 3 moments in this where she's like "should i wrap this bit up or keep going?" and each time she comes back to the mic she ascends to a new level
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
idk if he has the juice for a full run but he’s sure making moves like he thinks he has the juice
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Return of the Knuckle Sandwich
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guillotines are the moderate position
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A successful, single man in New York City can't find a girlfriend? Let's see what's going on here [mechanic pops the hood] Well, there's your problem www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/w...
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Amazing precedent to set for the Knicks to take advantage of imo
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Maybe, and I’m grasping at the smallest of straws, it’s a side of cream cheese for a child who eats that shit with a spoon
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let’s say you’re a GM answering to an owner who has an internal cap below the actual cap and/or you want to front load a contract as much as possible, proactively discussing exceptions in advance of negotiating windows so deals don’t fall apart is like rule number one
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Another example for why the best way to improve the all start game is to not let pitchers pitch. Give me all the random catchers and right fielders coming in to throw 70 mph fastballs and physics defying breaking balls
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Mass Deportations Now" vs. "We Just Gotta Teach 500 Unlikeable People a Very Serious Lesson"
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The first rule of cheese heist is you don’t talk about cheese heist. (You gesticulate wildly while making guttural noises, as is the Italian way)
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
personally I don’t think this is a job that should have accelerated hiring processes
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
that clip going around of mamdani saying people would be against libraries if they tried to make them today? same with sidewalks. removing space from cars to give people a safe space to walk? that's how people act with bike lanes. we should stop listening to people that are against others safety.
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just saying, if Talarico wins by courting “moderates” and fails to turn out more left leaning voters that vote Dem in every down ballot race it should be considered a failure.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Caitlin Clark on this play
Tweet from @mikefossey in 2014 

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Clark and Cunningham doing everything they can to get that sweet sweet right wing grifter money
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Half used roll of scotch tape
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Local idiot discovers how taxes work
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you gotta hit this for any post from a c suite person no matter what
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Looking at too many honkytonk badonkadonks I bet
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Did he not leave every light in the house on?
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scorch forever @willcrist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is the thing. ShopRite, Stop & Shop, Price Chopper, Wegman’s, etc aren’t going there (even tho every single one uses Hunts Point Market for procurement). Let people buy fucking groceries without traveling 45 min each way.
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