Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 19/07/2026First date and the person immediately unmatched afterward. No comment, just fuck it 000
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Is it normal to approach forty and have a crisis about non-existence? 000
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Recent news gives me an idea for a book, a spiritual successor to -How to Blow Up a Pipeline' - 'How to Sink a Yacht' 000
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Buffy came on and I thought of my ex. We didn't finish the series before she left. I definitely won't now. I wish for oblivion 030
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Two years since she left. No, not left, since I drove her away 000
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Anyone else tin6k that image was an ancestry make up before reading it? 000
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Two years since she left and I still can't move on. I haven't had a drink since but I don't see the point of any of it 010
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 02/01/2026My resolution: No longer living in fear. I don't care anymore if I make it to 2027 010
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 02/11/2025This is how I am going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts 010
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 18/07/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character is sitting in a chair and looking at the cameraALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and looking at the camera 010
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 27/04/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face in the darkALT: a close up of a person 's face in the dark 010
Reposted by WillJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/04/2025for just $50/day, you can prevent my account from posting 117113073
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 07/04/2025media.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is smoking a cigarette .ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smoking a cigarette . 010
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 21/02/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with a microphone in the backgroundALT: a close up of a person 's face with a microphone in the background 000
Reposted by WillKaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 21/02/2025movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only:media.tenor.coma blue background with a cartoon character and the word canal on the bottom rightAlt: a blue background with a cartoon character and the word canal on the bottom right 12776
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 01/01/2025media.tenor.coma brown and white dog is running through the snow near a lake .ALT: a brown and white dog is running through the snow near a lake . 040
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 23/12/2024The Divine Comedy but instead of Virgil leading you through nine levels of hell related to sins, it's Tom from Myspace leading you through the nine levels of hell correlated to modern apps Tom: In Purgatory we find the forum posters. Those from old ebaumsworld and YTMND 010
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I ate so many latkes last night, I am more potato than tissue, more oil than blood. Just roll me into a pan and serve me up as a human/potato pancake 020
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 21/12/2024How do people come up with the great shitposts, all I can do is reply, like some kind of shit-parasite 010
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 20/12/2024media.tenor.coma bald man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chairALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair 040
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 18/12/20241. I've been to jail more than once 2. I have bumped into each member of Metallica separately in public 3. I have OCD. Literally diagnosed 4. You can hear my voice in a previous Game of the Year winner 030
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 17/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon girl is standing in front of a street sign that says 20ALT: a cartoon girl is standing in front of a street sign that says 20 030
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 17/12/20247 months sober today. For whatever that's worth... #recovery 170
Reposted by WillPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024New pic of a drone over New Jersey. 971267472655
Reposted by Will PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 14/12/2024You can only like or repost my skeets if you have your genitals in your hand 179041
Will @will-d-w.bsky.social · 14/12/2024When I get home after workmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing in front of a caveAlt: spongebob squarepants standing in front of a cave with no pants, panting 030
